Alexis Ren may be the leader of talentless girls using their bodies as a currency, selling their bodies to the internet, and not because she’s got an OnlyFans, I don’t think she actually has an OnlyFans, and if she did, this would be a pretty fucking disappointing sext for the virgin nerds with credit cards that she rooked into this supporting her already rich life for some low level attention thanks to a fear of missing out or NOT being part of her bullshit community….

I call her the leader of no marketable skills, besides having a body, because she was cast as the hot bodied girlfriend in some epic travel videos that made her boyfriend and her pretty fucking rich in the process…just softcore aspirational young romance that was cheesy to dudes out there but that inspired so many girls to find their hot rich travel boyfriend to co-star in their ass content around the globe….

The unfortunate thing is that with her money she got shitty bolt ons, ruining all hot bodies, but the body’s still hot, so that’s why she keeps bringing it, it’s her only marketable skill and all it needs to get ahead…take that toxic masculinity and the patriarchy….if you want to show off your white male privilege don’t just go out there and apply for a job to see how much you suck, but start a TikTok to get 0 followers doing the exact same content a hot bitch does….

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I don’t know the context of Alexis Ren showing off her ass and body fully nude in a quarter turn so that you don’t actually see her pussy sticking its tongue out at you…..

I guess in this era of internet you don’t need a context, or reason, the nude is just part of the marketing program.

I do know that she’s definitely not rocking enough bush for my liking, because if there isn’t a pillow in the panties that I can curl up into to read a nice book, not that I know how to read, but it’s an aesthetic, then I don’t want it.

BUSH IS LIFE motherfuckers, it’s also on trend, so any of these basic bitches still rocking a bald pussy are just idiots who don’t know what’s up….

I’ll still look at their bald pussies…..but they gotta be fucking showing them in order for me to see them….but instead. they aren’t.

Alexis Ren is probably the first slutty travel and adventure always in a bikini girl to go viral, to put that idea of travel half naked in the heads of many bitches as hot, as interesting, since you don’t have to be interesting for views….the queen bee of bikini travel porn they all look up to, so we’ll assume this Dancing with the Stars who was never an actual star, but who danced like she was, before losing….is setting trends for 4 doors more whores….

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Alexis Ren is one of the first instagram girls to go viral on an international level, all for being a hot half naked bitch in a bikini going on epic trips, so the middle of the road losers who bought into the lie of society can live vicariously through her…

I know it sounds ridiculous, but Alexis Ren inspired 100,000s of girls to figure out how to get paid to travel in bikini…and now there are just so many of them out there that if you were a hot chick wanting to go viral for traveling to epic places in a bikini…NO ONE would notice….

Just a few hours ago, I was digging through Youtube and had at least 5-6 accounts pushed on me….one was a girl building an off grid cabin in the woods, another was a girl who lived in a van, another was a girl who lives on a sailboat, one was a lesbian couple who lived in a van for 2 years, then built an off grid cabin, but still live in the van sometimes….and every single one of them had a slutty BIKINI thumbnail…because they all have to reduce themselves to half naked clickbait to get the views that finance their “alternative” existence that seem to be pretty standard existence…since so many people are existing like that….

Well, they can thank Alexis Ren for that…turn the travel lifestyle, into softcore porno…

Now, Alexis Ren got some fake tits with her internet money, and I guess she’s getting her money’s worth, or maybe making content around them for her feed so that she can write them off as an expense…and this is that SAUNA SESSION…tits that are her tits, but weren’t her tits a few years ago as they lay on the factory floor….but they are HERS now…and you get to look at them….because that’s what being the first of many allows her to do.

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Alexis Ren’s showing off her fashion sense in what I’ll assume is NYC for Fashion week, is Fashion week even happening, are these posts even current, I have so many questions and no answers thanks to being pretty terrible at this blogging like a teen girl about 20 years after blogging was replaced by social media!

Just a dinosaur looking at some young girl famous from the internet’s bolt on tits, not that breast implants are a bad thing, just not my kind of thing, they are a little too terrifying of a concept, I wouldn’t want to get surgery for an injury or heart filled with soot and mayonnaise, so you’d really have to hate your fucking tits HARD…to take vanity to that level…

Speaking of levels, I’d like to know just how level these bad boys are nipple to nipple….I mean if you’re going to get altered titties, they best good enough to hang a painting off of, or support a shelf that you could keep your hipster plants on….a PLANT shelf if you will..that would be When white girl instagram merges with white girl influencers…

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I would say never has a tit looked more bolted on that Alexi Ren’s tits in these pictures, but I’ve spent hours upon hours in strip clubs, I mean if I was to dig into the amount of time I’ve spent in strip clubs it would probably equate to over a year…..24 hours a day….365 days in a year…I’ve likely been in strip clubs that much…SO I HAVE SEEN BOTCHED bolt on tits….you know bargain basement tits.

I am not a fan of the fake tits, the bolt on tits, all hard and creepy….I am not a fan of girls cutting open their chests to put fucking novelty balloons filled with chemicals into their chests for some vain reasons or really some insecurity issues…

There’s nothing more unattractive to see an insecure bitch who pretends to be a hot bitch and gets paid to be a hot bitch yet still she felt like her tits weren’t good enough…

Tits are all good enough, not all created equally, but work with you got you fucking idiots…instead of mutilating yourself for some shallow, empty, vapid and disgusting existence….

It’s another one of those “great message for the kids”…that all these girls are pushing…”Get paid millions to be an empty person who hates herself enough to implant sacs of chemicals in her chest” for attention…

Bolt on tits, NEVER look good.

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Alexis Ren was pretty lucky to go viral when she went viral, because no one was really doing the hot arm candy chick in these rich kid produced adventure videos, it was a new enough thing that went totally viral and was featured even locally in the French media, like why would they care about a couple of YOUTUBE scammers….

As it turns out, they cared because middled aged women who hate their fat husbands, their fat lives, their fat everything….their boring existence of raising kids…or not being able to have kids….going to and from a shitty job because it was before everyone was a lazy fuck working from home on their video camera like they were their own Barbara Walters…..and seeing hot young people having fun was inspiring….I get it….

What ended up happening, is they created a fucking trend of people who were like “we can do it too” and now all we have is bikini sluts in amazing places getting paid by either brands, fans, or sugar daddies…and it’s all really repetitive….

It is a nice reminder that we don’t need Sports Illustrated to get good bikini shots to jerk off to, and anyone can be a model if they know digital marketing enough to buy fake followers…

So this one is the OG, the ORIGINAL, which is probably why her face is cropped out of the pics because that’s what happens when you’re more of a body, even though the tits are bolted on and not actually naturally hers…but everything is fake, so whatever….she’s old news, which could be why there’s sun damage on her chest, like one of those weathered Florida retirees who has spent the last 30 years at the condo pool tanning….

Not to mention, I’m staring at the pussy region….

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I don’t know about you, but Instagram is pretty fucking porny now and it’s hilarious…because you know when these girls hit instagram with their bikini pics, being sexual, they were doing it for dudes to jack off to them or at least follow them because they were trying to lay the foundation of being someone that dudes would want to fuck…it was good for business…

But the funny thing with all that is that they played it up like they were influencers and we were just perverts sexualizing them…and that they weren’t sexualizing themselves or looking for pervert energy in their “Felt Cute May Delete Later” pics….of them on all fours in skimpy bikinis…that’s just casual day at the beach shit…

So someone like Ren, who was really just a prop or skin or tits and ass that have since become bolt on tits and ass were just cast in sensual travel content that her boyfriend at the time put together…and it was always pretty perverted but for whatever reason it was seen as travel content, it went viral, and brands got on board because perversion is like anything, if it gets views and likes it’s worth monetizing…you when it is trending and viral…worth monetizing or sponsoring…and the fact it’s pornographic gets thrown out the window…meanwhile brands refuse to advertise on actual porn…it never makes sense to me that an EmRata or Ren who built a business on being nude were able to build a business with legit brands instead of just only fans members….

So brand support porn and don’t call it porn when it has Kim K level followers, since it converts for them….but brands call less porny shit porn when it doesn’t….LOGIC….2+2=5

So anyway, my theory is that the exposed ass in a short skirt is going to be the summer trend, you know who perverted can these girls who get naked online get….and this is Ren demonstrating her version….which is a tight upskirt..without it being a full on upskirt.

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Alexis Ren is the body that despite her decision to get unnecessary bolt ons, is still the body that gets half naked in in bathing suits, because based on all my research over the years, that’s the whole point of instagram….ALL these girls are just bitches in bikinis trying to get likes, which isn’t a bad thing, I am all for bitches in bikinis at all time, in fact wear the bikinis everyday…I don’t know how many times I see a woman walking in the park, or wherever and I think “she should be in a bikini”….just like I don’t know how many times I’ve been served food and drink, in a retail store, basically anywhere I’ve interacted with women where I’ve thought “she should be in a bikini”….it’s a thing….a thing Alexis Ren just calls LIVING…

I am not going give her more hype and influence than she deserves, but her going viral as a bikini babe with some adventure travel boyfriend inspired or convinced so many girls working shitty jobs to re-evaluate their lives and go for the gold…the instagram dream…so she is single-handedly responsible for so many bikini pics of followers biting her style…so whether you like her body or not…and what’s not to like…it’s a girl…half naked….know that at least one body you do like out there is only out there because they were ripping off her life….so if anything…Alexis Ren is an instagram hero….and this is her doing hero things…if posing in meaningless photoshoots for attention is a thing…which I think it is…even if not that important a thing.

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I don’t know if Alexis Ren has become a “sex worker” which is code for “WHORE” in this era of woke because being a sex worker, or someone who gets paid for sex type things seems more classy than whore, when whore is just way easier to say and paints a far more accurate picture…

But I guess you don’t need a premium site to sell your nudes to still pot your asshole behind your thong…because INSTAGRAM encourages it…that’s how you get those likes and views…and the only funny thing about it is that these clickbait girls posting erotica like it’s a casual pic pretend that they are influencers, or talent that is beyond being a body on instagram that gets half naked, not that there’s any issue with being a body on instagram to get jacked off to….it’s just that they pretend they aren’t while WE know what you are up to…I mean…you’re showing an asshole behind thong to a bunch of fucking people willingly…and I guess I am looking at it willingly….I just think it’s unfair that the girls who suck dick on camera aren’t able to pull the same deals…like Dancing with the Stars…shit that this girl got while being just as a whorey.

Point is, I don’t complain when girls who had a lot of hype, try to keep that hype, showing their ass in a thong…I encourage it…so KEEP it coming…or at least keep the fans coming…if you know what I mean.

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Alexis Ren is on the beach topless in a micro bikini, to give you that NAKED look, which is obviously what we’d want from a whore from the internet who we only know as being a whore on the internet…sure she didn’t get naked when she first started out as a whore on the internet, but there are levels to being a whore on the internet and you have to keep your audience captive…plus…she didn’t have fake tits back then and if you’ve ever met a girl with fake tits…they LOVE showing them off…even before the internet girls got Fake tits and they’d be the first to pull out their fake tit at parties, because it’s hardly even their tit, it’s more like an accessory or new car…if anything they also encourage you to fondle their tits, they like the feedback of how real the tits feel, or something that may be more than just showing off fake tits, like maybe they actually like being felt up by strangers, which works for me because I like feeling up strangers..

So the slutty travel influencer who was the arm candy to some dude who was making hero videos, who knew all heroes needed hot pussy on their arm to really not come across as faggot, is still doing hot content, pretending she doesn’t look like she’s got Fetal Alochol Syndrome or a set of terrible BOLT ONS because it’s the internet and these people can lie…through photoshop…or filters….or angles…the culture is totally built on looking like shit in person, but hot on the internet, since internet is life….you fucking nerds,…

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