Alexis Ren’s showing off her fashion sense in what I’ll assume is NYC for Fashion week, is Fashion week even happening, are these posts even current, I have so many questions and no answers thanks to being pretty terrible at this blogging like a teen girl about 20 years after blogging was replaced by social media!

Just a dinosaur looking at some young girl famous from the internet’s bolt on tits, not that breast implants are a bad thing, just not my kind of thing, they are a little too terrifying of a concept, I wouldn’t want to get surgery for an injury or heart filled with soot and mayonnaise, so you’d really have to hate your fucking tits HARD…to take vanity to that level…

Speaking of levels, I’d like to know just how level these bad boys are nipple to nipple….I mean if you’re going to get altered titties, they best good enough to hang a painting off of, or support a shelf that you could keep your hipster plants on….a PLANT shelf if you will..that would be When white girl instagram merges with white girl influencers…

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