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2022

03

Nov

Alexis Ren as Marilyn Monroe of the Day

I saw the Alexis Ren take on Marilyn Monroe last week, but didn’t bother posting it, because I don’t really give a shit about Alexis Ren, her hot beach body or the bolt on tits she didn’t need but bought anyway when building up her influencer brand as the hot bodied girlfriend of some action and adventure dude….

This girl was one of the first of the travel sluts who stars in produced aspirational travel videos, where she was half naked and hot eye candy to keep people watching the boyfriend jump out of planes and shit, and it inspired a generation of chicks to find rich beach bum boyfriends to produce content with for social media instead of having a real job.

They were so fucking viral and the miserable 20 something out of college who was working her first soulless job was really inspired by her….

She did Dancing with the Stars when they were trying to figure out how to get internet people watching Dancing with the Stars…”SHE IS BIG ON YOUTUBE THEY WILL TUNE IN”….and who knows what she does now….but one of the things we know she does is concept Halloween costumes as Marilyn Monroe, a trending character now that she’s Cuban, a slave to the industry that killed her off, while being an icon in the industry….and she shot her costume by recreating some iconic Marilyn Pics, which is the way to do it.

I appreciate her effort in a lazy world of “can I just send a pussy pic I snap next time I pee instead?”

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