This isn’t really a pussy flash, at least not if you expected to see her fat, beat up pussy lips, but she did rise up to fame with travel and adventure rich kid and “male model” Jay Alvarez, who has a SEX TAPE that involves him warming coconut oil in the kettle before eating some trashy influencer who looks like a porn chick’s pussy…

Anyway, Alexis Ren was apparently a dick shamer, meaning she told the world Jay, who basically created her by casting her as the “girlfriend” role in his internet content and together they went viral….slutty half naked girl doing wild things like jumping out of planes in stylized videos…the media ate it up and inspired 1000s of other sluts to try the whole travel influencer thing…only to end up on Only Fans selling butthole pics…because travel influencers need rich guys to finance them…

ANYWAY…it’s not quite her pussy but you can get a sense of how meaty and battered her pussy lips are and I guess that’s what you’d want from a bikini pic, even if it needs more asshole.

That’s about all I got on that.

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This is the kind of thing I meant in my last WORKOUT WEDNESDAY ….the influencer who poses provocative pics to be a cocktease, or for attention, that lands followers they can sell garbage no one needs to line their already overly lined pockets because marketing goes directly to the source now and these AVON ladies of today’s generation move fucking product hard….the fact I haven’t done an instagram brand, or that you haven’t done an instagram brand is idiotic….that shit prints fucking money, especially for the girls you need to get promoted by….

But as high brow as they make it, or as non sexual as they make it, it’s still fucking sex work, just sex work that doesn’t show off their gaping assholes, because they’ve been too spoiled…but hopefully they eventually spend all their money so they can follow their true calling, which is why they do this sleazy PG-13 shit…they are sex workers they just don’t admit it…but they will!

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Alexis Ren has some shitty fake tits. I don’t know what kind of damage happens to these girls along their journey of being whores on the internet, but the fact that they go out and jack up their faces and bodies to give some illusion of hot like some kind of science experiment or guinea pig trying to keep their lie alive…and real…just confuses me.

Pre-implants and face being jacked up like a muppet Kardashian, the cute enough hot bodied girl was trending, viral, and a hit with her lame ass model boyfriend….they were in ALL the media across the world being celebrated as a young couple….

I guess one too many people made fun of her small tits, or maybe she hated how she barely filled a bikini top, so the broken girl paid millions for her nonsense, that really was nonsense went under the knife to mutilate herself with a new set of tits like this was the 90s….like in the 90s when we didn’t know better and all women had fake tits I could see a girl getting roundies like this…but in this era of we’ll jerk off to girls of all shapes and sizes, where we know implants are gross, and where being a muppet on social media may be celebrated, but the muppet part is totally unnecessary…seeing a bitch do this just makes me thing bullying works, so let’s keep up the mean comments….women are catty and the bullying was probably from fat chicks because most guys won’t go at a girl over her tit size unless he’s a closet case….but more importantly bullying works….at least on a broken ass insecure bitch…

So here she is looking hot bodied with shitty tits, insecure loser fuck, great job getting a shitty tit job – you dumb fuck….awesome inspiration to the dumb girls who follow you you negligent dumb fuck…

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Alexis Ren is some plastic faced muppet of instagram with a rocking set of bolt on tits because I guess they look better in a bikini than her insignificant tits, at least that is how I assume she felt about her tits, because she was willing to get surgery to get rid of those bastards…and make way for new beach ball like tits…..because they speak to her personal brand of “beachy girl”…

She made a name for herself for being the arm candy, slutty, half naked, hot body girl with some adventure youtube dude….she made tons of money and paved the way for other girls to be like “She’s not that hot, I could do that too”….helping create more “travel influencers” who don’t do anything practical or useful in their travels, but rather pose half naked in key sight seeing hotspots….because they are whores….and tits get hits…so much that bitch bought herself a pair…

Anyway, she’s tweaking her nipple with her dog, I guess she’s tpless, as girls are…assuming you can see past those muppet face injections.

This is a very lame topless pic, if you’re going to show 1% of your nipple for your social media, because that’s just how you live, do it standing up…the lay down, plastic filled tit, isn’t hot and actually reminds me of some kind of crime scene were dog is sad owner just killed herself for being useless….you know the titty bag seeped into her brain….making her crazy or some shit…but maybe I’m looking at this all wrong.

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Alexis Ren was an inspiration to a generation of sluts just getting started on Instagram about 5-6 years ago…back when she was cast as the hot half naked girlfriend / accessory to some Hawaiian rich kid who would take her on epic trips and produce wild travel content for their millions of fans….and shit went viral, even local newspapers were reporting on them….and girls everywhere were like “that bitch isn’t all that hot, I can go up against that….and I guess did….but Alexis Ren’s still out here doing that whole instagram thing too…only now with bolt ons…and I mean why the fuck not…she made a lot of money for the dumbest shit, when destined to be a cocktail waitress or a stripper.. why ever turn your back on it…it’s just too fucking easy to monetize…and get views…when you get funny fucking naked or pretty close to naked on your feed for the perverts jerking off that she tells advertisers are her engaged audience….and the reason they should pay her money to be a whore…and I get it, when you look at the lazy shit these people put out there, you have to wonder why they’d bother doing anything else, I mean for a girl who looks good to get a pic taken of her in a thong that she’s already wearing and to consider that CONTENT is pretty fucking hilarious and a reminder of all the ways I could have gamed the internet over the last 15 years but chose to be a failure of the internet instead, it speaks more to my personal brand.

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Alexis Ren is a clickbait manufacturer, who uses her fake tits and tight enough “dancer” body to manipulate the world, not that the world actually gives a fuck about her, I don’t think she has any real influence, at least not anymore, maybe not ever, because the only thing I know that she’s influenced is other girls to be like “if that bitch can do this travel influencer with a cliche surf boyfriend, so can I”…I mean you don’t even need to be all that rich to fake that slutty beach photoshoot, you can get to the Dominican Republic for a week for 700 dollars including air and hotel and food…even crackheads can afford that…not that anyone is traveling now, but if they are eager enough to be fake travel influencers by posting bikini pics, now is the time to maximize those affordable COVID trips…

Point being, Alexis Ren, who has been on TV since her stint as a softcore porn model grinding half naked on her boyfriend for instagram that went viral enough for the media to cover it consistently….but who has not done much else is still whoring…this time in sweatpants so low you can almost see her clit..because I guess that’s how you make sweat pants sexy…far better than the dried up semen and feces stain I rock….but I’m not a girl who needs to keep clickbaiting, I’m a degenerate basically homeless person who smells like a sweaty asshole…that I’d get girls like Alexis Ren to lick if I had enough clout in the industry to make her worth her while…but I don’t…so I’ll just stare at what should be a bush but what isn’t a bush because not every trashy whore realizes BUSH is in…

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Alexis Ren is doing some morning stretches with her ratty ass hair as an effort to produce some lame ass content for her fans to stay engaged with her….and this is what that looks like..

These influencers are so fucking boring in their lack of creativity, where despite making dumb levels of money, they just don’t produce good shit, and as a pervert, you’re probably thinking that she should be out there doing sex tapes or showing you her pussy, but that’s not even what I mean…I mean switch shit up, yoga in your apartment for your feed can suck a dick…

As one of the more influential girls on social media, only because she got media hype for her lifestyle of traveling with a rich dude, getting all the women of the world some Wet Ass Pussy, making all the girls assume they could be like her, and probably 100s of only fan accounts from girls who got into this because of Ren exist now…since not everyone can make it as an influencer, who doesn’t influence much more than making other girls follow the lead, because they know there’s nothing special about said influencer, and that they can be overthrown….because influencers are lame as shit…

ANYWAY, yoga poses of some girl in skimpy clothing is getting posted right about now…

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I don’t know if Alexis Ren invented the slutty arm candy in paradise / travel influencer shit….but I know she was one of the first to go viral with her boyfriend at the time.

They would basically go to epic places and do epic things that looked like they were trying to recreate travel brochures for the instagram generation….you know hot young couple jumping into the waker, under water, creating some fantasy for old ladies who read romance novels, or who used to have screensavers in their shitty menial jobs of epic places…those empty soul bitches who just crave romance, beach, sex…all that good stuff…

I do know that Alexis Ren went legit viral, even got on Dancing with the Stars, sure, it was in part because ABC wanted to get young viewers, which didn’t work because these huge media companies think casting an influencer people see streaming 24/7 will be enough to get them to tune in on TV, when really no one is that involved in any of these people, except maybe the Kardashians, and just watch their lives because they have nothing else to do or because they don’t know who else to follow on social media…but she went viral enough for the producers of the show to be like “We need her”…

I also know local girls who saw this girl as someone they could emulate, so they’d book their all inclusive resort trips to capture as much content of slutty girl posing on the beach and shit became a default vacation picture….so whether she invented the romantic slutty influencer travel blogger or not doesn’t matter…she got the most coverage for it…

I don’t know what Alexis Ren does now, but I assume she’s got money, still gets paid for this nonsense, at least enough to get fake tits, and she’s still out here being slutty, but not overly slutty, to maintain that low level celebrity that is I guess high level celebrity now that celebrity is a vague concept since everyone is famous or pretends to be or thinks they are…you know what I mean.

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