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2020

31

Dec

Alexis Ren Butthole on the Beach of the Day

Alexis Ren is on the beach topless in a micro bikini, to give you that NAKED look, which is obviously what we’d want from a whore from the internet who we only know as being a whore on the internet…sure she didn’t get naked when she first started out as a whore on the internet, but there are levels to being a whore on the internet and you have to keep your audience captive…plus…she didn’t have fake tits back then and if you’ve ever met a girl with fake tits…they LOVE showing them off…even before the internet girls got Fake tits and they’d be the first to pull out their fake tit at parties, because it’s hardly even their tit, it’s more like an accessory or new car…if anything they also encourage you to fondle their tits, they like the feedback of how real the tits feel, or something that may be more than just showing off fake tits, like maybe they actually like being felt up by strangers, which works for me because I like feeling up strangers..

So the slutty travel influencer who was the arm candy to some dude who was making hero videos, who knew all heroes needed hot pussy on their arm to really not come across as faggot, is still doing hot content, pretending she doesn’t look like she’s got Fetal Alochol Syndrome or a set of terrible BOLT ONS because it’s the internet and these people can lie…through photoshop…or filters….or angles…the culture is totally built on looking like shit in person, but hot on the internet, since internet is life….you fucking nerds,…



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