Alexis Ren out here still getting her bolt on tits wet…

These things are ridiculous, they have a mind of their own, and they look like fucking bolt on tits…which I thought was the opposite of what you wanted when you took your instagam money to the plastic surgeon…

It’s like everyone is fake as fuck, at least in their faces and the things they say…but they pretend to be all holistic, anti single use plastic, despite injecting plastics into their faces and implanting them in their tits…you know making them an Ocean Reef THREAT…despite being the Ocean Reef advocate, something they pretend to protect…because they like bikini pics, and without beaches, the bikini pics will seem as shameless as they are…

I am not a hater of big tits on a small frame, even when the tits are purchased, even though I hate implants…

She’s out there producing softcore smut, sexualizing herself…nothing wrong with that…I mean she gets money, rich dudes, experiences..what more could an otherwise uninteresting, low level stripper accomplish…probably not much…without social media whoring..she would not exist. Fact.

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Alexis Ren turned to her social media family, you know her people who are there for her through the dark times, and the good times…the kind of people who would buy her nude calendar or sign up to her Patreon to pay her a monthly fee…to show off her Sneaker Collection….

Because this is about the sneakers people…

Good luck finding anyone who doesn’t sexualize themselves on social media to get ahead…the sad news is the brands are moving away from the whores and looking for more refined talent…which means nudity will finally be penalized like it was before instagram…so all the whores saying “it’s easy to get followers get naked”…will have to be clever…yet none of these sluts or their handouts are clever…they just know how to show off their bolt on tits…so here’s the bolt on tits.

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Alexis Ren is the single most important slut to happen on instagram…because I think she was the first of the “Traveler Sluts”…to really go viral. I think she was the first to really break through the media and hit the mainstream around the nation….and even here in Canada…magazines and Newspapers were talking about this “dream couple’ this “aspirational couple”…they were the “Screensaver” of their generation and they inspired a bunch of sluts of the internet to be the future sluts doing the same simple hustle….of being a slut in exciting tropical locations….

Well she consistently….brings the bolt on tits to the internet….and that is a good thing. Simplistic marketing at its best….tits out!

HERE ARE HER TEETH / TITS from Instagram..

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Alexis Ren did or is doing a RED themed, Red lit, Valentine’s Day shoot for Romance…because it is Valentine’s Day…

A time for all you perverts to feel the same sadness you feel everyday thanks to having no real chicks in your life, offset by a porn addiction, or social media addiction, or tinder addiction…living that empty but cum filled thanks to Chronic masturbating life….a life or trend that has allowed someone like Alexis Ren to exist, live a great life on TV…all from being naked on the internet..

I just don’t understand why all these women have stopped releasing sex tapes to get famous. We live in a Sex Positive, Porn Positive, world…that we’d expect to see more sex tapes…but I guess these influencer types don’t want to cross that line into the porn world…and prefer walking that thin line…keeping the sex for their sugar daddies…silly.

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Is this the most important content that has hit the internet today?

Out of all the slutty nude and half nude hot chicks out there…

Is this the self produced slutty shamelessness that matters?

Her name is Alexis Ren and despite being far less versatile than the other Alexa…you can’t order sex toys off her…she has been able to turn herself into a sex toy…she has even been on tv as a sex toy dancing….

She is the leader of the Instagram slutty traveler – a movement we all like…

So relevant, important or not…none of this shit matters but it’s better to stare at than our wives or walls or other things we are exposed to in our shitty frozen lives.

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In very important news….Alexis Ren, a whore from instagram who revolutionized instagram whoring, by going viral and being packaged as a travel and adventure influencer instead of a whore…has a Hard Nipple…..

She’s the instagram slut on private jet doing awesome things half naked that people followed because she was someting they could jerk off to and she was basically prostituting herself at a young age, who got cast for Dancing with the Stars…because the mainstream media has no fucking clue on how social media works – even after all these years…slow moving like my metabolism and digestion….

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Alexis Ren is still dancing to the stars after using her social presence to convince idiotic TV people that her audience that do not give a fuck about her in any way beyond staring at her half nakedness on instagram…cuz she’s slutty…

There is no way these young kids who only watch Netflix and Youtube are going to their grandma’s house to sit and watch her on TV…and her impact on their ratings was nothing, shit, bullshit…fact…

But mainstream TV, old school media…don’t fucking get it and they never have…so Ren gets a stamp of “The mainstream like me”…and the old people get a taste of young slut moving sexually cuz she’s a slut….and the world goes on…life continues…her half naked bikini pics don’t stop..won’t stop…next step…porn career.

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Alexis Ren Still in a Thong…because when you get to do important things like Dancing with the Stars….it’s hard to find the time to whore down on the beach in a slutty bikini for the paparazzi either you or your agent hired for you. You know that busy schedule from being a TV star who doesn’t do anything all day gets draining…so we’re so lucky to have access to this rare moment in Alexis Ren existence, since you know…she’s never in a bikini, and her whole feed isn’t her in a fucking bikini, like some kind of bikini model with a half retard face…giving Nina Agdal’s half retard face a run for the money….because retards with hot bodies need love too.

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When your rocking viral instagram body that has likely had a bit of work done to it to maintain the lie you’ve created on social media…that has garnered you some level of fame…enough fame to get onto the TV channels trying to tap into social media…not sure how to compete so they blindly hire some low level fake tits who had a viral travel channel with her boyfriend that targeted horny women with shitty lives everywhere to have that dream life…like a motivational poster of the generation….only to be reminded when it is all over that TV is dead…but that Alexis Ren can still produce whorish content for her feed…it’s all she knows…and I’m ok with that…because when you look behind her fetal alcohol syndrome baby head….she looks good half naked…hence the level of pervert followers she’s got…that lured the execs at Dancing with the Stars to sign her up…

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Alexis Ren is topless on instagram – dancing in her underwear because she wants to teach her new Dancing With the Stars fans that she has from being on dancing with the stars, what her success is all about…getting naked on instagram…which is that website that they’ve heard of, maybe their grand kids have it, because no one watches TV anymore…unless they live in the trailer park in some hick town in the south…

There is no way anyone under 75 is into watching Dancing with the Stars. It is not possible.

But these instagram people who know they are irrelevant all think that doing a big Network show will make them more legit, and they are probably right, more brand deals…because marketing people are idiots…which now allows a porn chick, or a chick who should have been a porn chick and is a porn chick in her own right, not one step from sex work, but straight up sex work, who can now do things for big brands….instead of doing that sex work….it is really what differentiates the porn star and the instagram star.

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