When your rocking viral instagram body that has likely had a bit of work done to it to maintain the lie you’ve created on social media…that has garnered you some level of fame…enough fame to get onto the TV channels trying to tap into social media…not sure how to compete so they blindly hire some low level fake tits who had a viral travel channel with her boyfriend that targeted horny women with shitty lives everywhere to have that dream life…like a motivational poster of the generation….only to be reminded when it is all over that TV is dead…but that Alexis Ren can still produce whorish content for her feed…it’s all she knows…and I’m ok with that…because when you look behind her fetal alcohol syndrome baby head….she looks good half naked…hence the level of pervert followers she’s got…that lured the execs at Dancing with the Stars to sign her up…

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Alexis Ren is topless on instagram – dancing in her underwear because she wants to teach her new Dancing With the Stars fans that she has from being on dancing with the stars, what her success is all about…getting naked on instagram…which is that website that they’ve heard of, maybe their grand kids have it, because no one watches TV anymore…unless they live in the trailer park in some hick town in the south…

There is no way anyone under 75 is into watching Dancing with the Stars. It is not possible.

But these instagram people who know they are irrelevant all think that doing a big Network show will make them more legit, and they are probably right, more brand deals…because marketing people are idiots…which now allows a porn chick, or a chick who should have been a porn chick and is a porn chick in her own right, not one step from sex work, but straight up sex work, who can now do things for big brands….instead of doing that sex work….it is really what differentiates the porn star and the instagram star.

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I just did a google news search on Alexis Ren – because I had nothing to say about Alexis Ren since I’ve said it all before…

If you don’t know who Alexis Ren is, she went viral a few years ago with her boyfriend at the time, who I guess was using her as clickbait to help elevate his content, posting this softcore travel porn of two half naked, under 20 year old, fit people, in various states of humping the fuck out of each other….and the reason it went viral is because women love softcore porn and romance..and they felt it was this Blue Lagoon style romantic dream life….it even inspired people to quit jobs and move tropical…I know at least one girl who followed their lead…and it has probably motivated and inspired so many whores to get half naked in tropical places to make a business…

Then ALexis Ren got dumped, had all these followers thanks to the mainstream media covering her, and spent a few years just getting more and more naked, in what I thought would become a porn career, but instead led to very little work, but thanks to the TV world being clueless idiots looking for viewers, they cast her for Dancing with the Stars…where she got kicked off….and where she apparently used her whoring ability we’ve all seen to seduce bother her dance partner and another contestant who is not quite a star either, but on the show to get a younger audience in named MILO Manheim the son of some fat actress from The Practice, Ghost Whisperer and some other shit…cuz that’s how Hollywood works…

Who cares about any of that, here’s her slutty pics.

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‘Dancing with the Stars’ finalist Alexis Ren sexiest Instagrams….is a headline AOL just posted on her…because doing mainstream TV, gives you mainstream media attention, and leads to bigger and better deals…so the key is to use your instagram fame from being half naked and slutty, and making the mainstream think hiring you will get them younger viewers interested in her, when those younger viewers don’t have tv, and can just check her instagram without committing to a dumb show…

I remember talking to some MTV executive I managed to connect with once who was all about their instagram influencer TV show they were working on…this was a few years back and MTV was scrambling…again I don’t know what I knew an MTV executive…but it was on facebook…these things happen I guess….anyway I told that idiot that no one is going to watch MTV, get CABLE, and watch MTV for a person who selfies at them all fucking day…the idea of taking an influencer to TV doesn’t work, but taking a TV star to influencer does work….and that is why we see all these celebs who were too good or too cool for their fans posting bikini pics…or Alexis Ren…posting this smut…tits…out…the way they are supposed to be.

I appreciate that.

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Alexis Ren is so extra, whatever the duck that means, i just seeing these young retards writing in their own language for their social media and these bolt on tits are part of the problem.

Before she was a whore on Dancing with the Stars she was a whore on Instagram doing slutty soft core Porn erotica that went viral…even local French newspapers here in Canada were running stories on her and her boyfriend. Which led to crazy brand deals and the freedom to be as Slut as possible and before she dried up like tv programming she got on tv…validating all her slut content with her half nakedness and it’s pretty extra….whatever the fuck that means.

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We live in a world where hot cam girls post pics of butt plugs in their ass on TWITTER…

What the hell do we need an instagram influencer that really has no influence…but that calls herself an influencer…because she’s got pervert followers into her bikini pics…

But America has their priorities all fucked up and confused, focused on things that don’t matter, fighting over a government that no matter what side you are on are taxing crooks out to fuck you over and benefit themselves…

Like overthrow the government, collectively stop paying taxes, instead of waiting around to see who raped who in the 80s when getting a girl drunk to fuck was considered foreplay…get a fucking grip…

So America, instead of celebrating the cam girl with her buttplug in her ass, because that’s porno, on twitter, publicly traded PORNO…

Are casting these bolt on tits for their dance show in hopes that some of her fans, who actually don’t give a fuck about her, will tune in and watch her dance…

This is their attempt to go viral, her attempt to go legit, when all she is is a cam girl who should be putting buttplugs in her ass on twitter…cuz that’ll get you banned off instagram….

She has a lot of followers, they just don’t give a fuck about her, hence why she barely matters…we just like seeing her half naked…so here she is half naked…and retarded looking, fetal alcohol syndrome looking, dopey eyed looking….

Some influencers have influence. People care. Most are just followed cuz they get naked. Figure it out ABC…you’re a billion dollar company hire some people who can figure these things out for you…fucking as retarded as Alexis Ren’s retarded looking eyes.

Here is her slutty Dancing with the Stars promo

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Alexis Ren is finally on mainstream TV, which I guess is the top for a social media personality…..

Not that anyone watches TV, but it’s something to post on her social media channels, that she’s amassed a huge fanbase through posting nudes….

Maybe it’s that feeling like you have a legit career, or you are a legit personality now that TV is trying to find ways to survive…use people with followers…

I guess she’s trying to prove that she’s more than just a bitch who posts nudes for attention….

But then this shit comes out, and you know she’s just a bitch who posts nudes for attention….

It gets her likes, and likes gets her on TV, why would she bother stopping, she didn’t buy those tits for nothing people.

So here she is being young, relevant and inspiring to other young people, who may not know what Dancing with the Stars is, but who understand what millions and millions of followers you try to keep following is…

This system works for me.

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Alexis Ren is an instagram THOT, that’s a ho over there, that’s a girl who is only known for being the hot bikini body on the beach doing cool shit that went viral years ago…and sure she’s got a ton of fucking followers, one of the most followed accounts out there, and all she does is hang out in a bikini, but instead of going mainstream, she got bolt on tits to feel like she matters, as girls with small tits often do, insecurity they don’t realize is stupid, since small tits are JUST as exciting as big tits, we’re perverts and like them all…

Then for the last two years of navigating this internet social media herself, all she knew to do was nudes and semi nudes, you know slutty fucking content and I was like “now is the time to put on a sweater and do serious shit to get serious money”…because the followers are there – they aren’t going anywhere..but a whore is a whore is a whore and these exhibitionists love being looked at and continue to be looked at…so they bring the nudity…

I like nudity, I just think making money when you can is a smarter move…

But as it turns out, I was wrong, and everything I’ve learned over the years about Mainstream blocking out racy shit, especially DISNEY OWNED COMPANIES, doesn’t fucking matter, and she’s on Dancing with the Stars and they are using her to promote the show in lingerie…

A muppet face hot body from instagram on Dancing With the Stars….doing half nude shoots to promote Dancing with the Stars…is just the world we live in, and I guess trailer trash who still watch TV need tits to stare at while their wives they beat watch the garbage show that ABC still makes money with…

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Alexis Ren posted up slutty Disney pics because she’s a slut and capable of sexualizing everything sacred in America in efforts to perpetuate her slut celebrity from being a travel slut that does nothing but hang out in a bikini while dudes around her do action and adventure stunts…in the new Feminism that’s not much different off old feminism which is if you’re hot…dudes will make you and themselves money with your tits.

That said…she’s got a fucking ton of followers, yet has never really done anything and that in and of itself is amazing…but not as amazing as how she angled herself to be able to ear so much money with that fanbase…but instead of doing something of substance she just kept showing off her fake tits and slutty poses…which is ok…but there’s a way to polarize this shit and really manipulate the world…I expect more strategy behind this…

She also posted this pic of her fake tits,

saying her number one insecurity is her big forehead, not her joker mouth or her bolt on tits, but her forehead….and asking her fans their insecurities and people engaged in her content discussing all their insecurities…

Like freshly 18 @E.Den….who said her “hips in my hips, small lips, skinny legs and arms and small butt”….

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Alexis Ren is in Japan, I know this because I saw it on social media.

It is her third or fourth time in Japan in the last few months, which means either someone in Japan is paying this girl serious fucking money to do “modeling”…or she’s realized that sex work in Japan is more lucrative, so she posts up in a hotel there and has business men roll through via her agency, where she does weird shit because it’s Japan.

I’ll assume that Japan like her look and are using her in campaigns and paying her out. Maybe she’s even on a TV show…these things happen…there’s even a movie about it called Lost in Translation…I mean, I think that’s what it is about…I don’t watch Sofia Coppolla woman power shit…

But I do watch ALexis Ren showing people how to keep that body tight, to make the fake titties look bigger and better….so she gets paid doing whatever it is she does….

Point being, workout videos are pornographic.

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