Aleix Ren bought some tits a while ago, and like JORDAN KATIE PRICE, made them as big as her body could handle. Almost clown like, with zero trying to pull a fast one on us, making us waste our time thinking are those real?, TOO ROUND TO CARE….

I guess she liked the way they filled out a bikini and how they’ve added to her creative vision…

Well, now she’s got the tits out….and I think there is nip….but it could just be dirt on my computer….I’m messy, fuck off.

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Alexis Ren is a reminder that anything is possible….from putting a man on the moon…to getting cast in lifestyle action and adventure soft core porn videos with some dude you are fucking….Free trips to all these great places in exchange for being in the videos….something she likely wanted before it ever started…then shit went viral, got her press, followers and now exists….

She’s been consistent with the nude or semi nude pics to keep her fans into her bullshit….all these years later, so many half naked pics of her body, which is a great body, that off-sets her crackbaby looking face…and I support that dream…cuz it involves this…not to mention it got her on TV, Dancing with the Stars despite not being a star…and it’s allowed her to go back to doing this half naked shit…where I guess she’s happiest cuz she likes being jerked off to, it makes here feel hot….and you likely think she’s hot cuz you’ve been fucking a sack of mash potatoes of a woman the last 2 decades..

Point being…fake tits, I assume fake ass, all this social media shit is fake…seeing these people in person is usually not exciting cuz they are all average as fuck and not photoshopped…seeing society turn to followers and photoshopping themselves like they run a magazine….seeing that no one has actual friends but live in a weird fantasy world…all weird shit….

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Alexis Ren does instagram the only way she knows how, and why wouldn’t she, it’s how she got followers in the first place. The media was really into her slutty travel content with her boyfriend at the time, which has likely fully inflated her ego, making her think she is way more important than she is, but also training her to really grasp what the people want…what the public want…which is her as slutty as possible without being porn…which is luckily basically porn to old timers like me who used to jack off to music videos and female sports because it was on TV….

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Alexis Ren has had so much work done that she looks like one of the Asian men who pay her to sit on their faces in Japan when she’s on those all expense paid trips to Japan…or maybe she just looks 45 years old.

It is amazing that all these young girls, in part thanks to instagram, but mainly because they are weak, half retard, vapid, superficial cunts, who have no confidence or opinion of their own, so that they just fall into the pressure or trends others are involved in, to make themselves seem relevant, or fit in…

It happened with WAXING PUSSY, now it happens with face injections…it’s the women who do this to themselves thinking it makes them hotter and they put so much importance on their looks…even though they claim to be fighting being objectified….while they are half naked on the internet..in some confusing and contradictory shit..

So Alexis Ren, this fake fashion blogger, or influencer, who never gives you practical travel advice, but who gets half naked while traveling in some weird soft core porno poses….is out here..still slutty, don’t slut shame, slut celebrate….all while looking fucking MANGLED….especially in the face…but probably thinking she looks awesome…why else would she do this to herself…

Crazy. Times.

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MORE BASKETBALLS TO SUPPORT THE CANADIANA BASKETBALL FEDERATION OF DRAKE….

Some bolt on tits on some who gives a fuck garbage instagram slut who produces shitty slutty content without going to the fucking paint and doing full slutty content in a cocktease that has made money cockteasing which is really just fucking RUDE….

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO COCKTEASES IN THE PAST…

I DO…

It’s one of the life lessons all young girls should be taught, be a classy lady or be a slut, but don’t be a bit of both cuz it makes people mad and they won’t know how to treat you.

Not to say that REN is a lady…she’s clearly a slut…but NOT quite slutty enough.

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If Alexis Ren has taught me anything…It’s that all you need to do is get half naked on the internet – in silly dramatic poses – in amazing destinations – with a boyfriend that girls find hot and you go viral….

I know 30 year old women who were inspired by the Alexis Ren instagram love story, they got fit, actually worked out…got face injections…started their own travel feed of them in bikinis in great places…like they had a shot…and I guess if you’re persistent enough on instagram you can have a shot…but the fact that this dopey faced retard looking hot body with bolt on tits was the face of that, the voice, the idol that made other girls say “I can be a whore on instagram, if people don’t find it being a whore, cuz you’re on a tropical vacation”…and this whole movement started…

This is source pussy of all that…the one who got the most hype…a legend no one actually gives a shit about…but who still does this half naked thing cuz it works for her….it got her on Dancing wit the Stars you know!!!

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Alexis Ren is out here with her bolt on tits, making erotica with a snake like some kind of pervert beastiality content, or maybe this is what instagram modeling has become, some weirdo Glamour modeling where they use snakes as a prop to show the people how dangerous and mysterious they are. I am terrified of snakes so I find this offensive…

She started out as a prop in some rich kid male model’s instagram feed that went viral – because they produced intense romantic softcore porn in amazing places – which I guess women loved…..

He’s moved onto new girls and is still creating trends in slutty travel and instagram content like he started by creating Alexis Ren…and it is similar to their couple goals style photo, like the softcore porn that they used to produce together, only now the girls are fully nude and the boyfriends use their hands to cover the genitals….

People are posting copycat pics of this, all over instagram, cuz they have no original thought and are all drones…

While Alexis Ren does this bullshit..

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Alexis Ren just keeps on cultivating her talents for social media…going deeper and deeper down the creative journey that is being a whore on instagram without being too much of a whore that brands write you off and treat you like a whore…it’s that clever Em Rat Cow whoring that gets you the 100k deals despite just being a titty model…while other titty models can only close Skinny Tea campaigns that pay them 2 dollars for every tea box they sell..

Now sure Alexis Ren is zero exciting in her nudity, showing her young fit body and bolt on tits in various ways, but it’s better than nothing…

So let her think she’s on some higher journey….and not some instagram whore, even though her content is that of an instagram whore…just enjoy it.

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Alexis Ren is out there Instagramming….because this is what instagram is all about…

If you’re lucky enough to be Alexis Ren…you were early enough to get in on the instagram dream…to be average looking but willing to get naked and show off your ass to get an audience you can monetize….

Slutty behavior – taking her viral….all she needed to do was get half naked. Now everyone is getting half naked and the chances of getting to Alexis Ren level of instagram ass is next to zero.

We need the Alexis Rens out there to orchestrate the others….to follow her lead…

So many dumb idiot girls see Alexis Ren and view her as their role model, bought into the whole bullshit she’s done….they bought the e-book, it’s just a picture book…post up your ass sluts…

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