Alexis Ren is a clickbait manufacturer, who uses her fake tits and tight enough “dancer” body to manipulate the world, not that the world actually gives a fuck about her, I don’t think she has any real influence, at least not anymore, maybe not ever, because the only thing I know that she’s influenced is other girls to be like “if that bitch can do this travel influencer with a cliche surf boyfriend, so can I”…I mean you don’t even need to be all that rich to fake that slutty beach photoshoot, you can get to the Dominican Republic for a week for 700 dollars including air and hotel and food…even crackheads can afford that…not that anyone is traveling now, but if they are eager enough to be fake travel influencers by posting bikini pics, now is the time to maximize those affordable COVID trips…

Point being, Alexis Ren, who has been on TV since her stint as a softcore porn model grinding half naked on her boyfriend for instagram that went viral enough for the media to cover it consistently….but who has not done much else is still whoring…this time in sweatpants so low you can almost see her clit..because I guess that’s how you make sweat pants sexy…far better than the dried up semen and feces stain I rock….but I’m not a girl who needs to keep clickbaiting, I’m a degenerate basically homeless person who smells like a sweaty asshole…that I’d get girls like Alexis Ren to lick if I had enough clout in the industry to make her worth her while…but I don’t…so I’ll just stare at what should be a bush but what isn’t a bush because not every trashy whore realizes BUSH is in…

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