Blonde Alexis Ren Booty of the Day

2020

Aug

I don’t know if Alexis Ren invented the slutty arm candy in paradise / travel influencer shit….but I know she was one of the first to go viral with her boyfriend at the time.

They would basically go to epic places and do epic things that looked like they were trying to recreate travel brochures for the instagram generation….you know hot young couple jumping into the waker, under water, creating some fantasy for old ladies who read romance novels, or who used to have screensavers in their shitty menial jobs of epic places…those empty soul bitches who just crave romance, beach, sex…all that good stuff…

I do know that Alexis Ren went legit viral, even got on Dancing with the Stars, sure, it was in part because ABC wanted to get young viewers, which didn’t work because these huge media companies think casting an influencer people see streaming 24/7 will be enough to get them to tune in on TV, when really no one is that involved in any of these people, except maybe the Kardashians, and just watch their lives because they have nothing else to do or because they don’t know who else to follow on social media…but she went viral enough for the producers of the show to be like “We need her”…

I also know local girls who saw this girl as someone they could emulate, so they’d book their all inclusive resort trips to capture as much content of slutty girl posing on the beach and shit became a default vacation picture….so whether she invented the romantic slutty influencer travel blogger or not doesn’t matter…she got the most coverage for it…

I don’t know what Alexis Ren does now, but I assume she’s got money, still gets paid for this nonsense, at least enough to get fake tits, and she’s still out here being slutty, but not overly slutty, to maintain that low level celebrity that is I guess high level celebrity now that celebrity is a vague concept since everyone is famous or pretends to be or thinks they are…you know what I mean.