Alexis Ren was an inspiration to a generation of sluts just getting started on Instagram about 5-6 years ago…back when she was cast as the hot half naked girlfriend / accessory to some Hawaiian rich kid who would take her on epic trips and produce wild travel content for their millions of fans….and shit went viral, even local newspapers were reporting on them….and girls everywhere were like “that bitch isn’t all that hot, I can go up against that….and I guess did….but Alexis Ren’s still out here doing that whole instagram thing too…only now with bolt ons…and I mean why the fuck not…she made a lot of money for the dumbest shit, when destined to be a cocktail waitress or a stripper.. why ever turn your back on it…it’s just too fucking easy to monetize…and get views…when you get funny fucking naked or pretty close to naked on your feed for the perverts jerking off that she tells advertisers are her engaged audience….and the reason they should pay her money to be a whore…and I get it, when you look at the lazy shit these people put out there, you have to wonder why they’d bother doing anything else, I mean for a girl who looks good to get a pic taken of her in a thong that she’s already wearing and to consider that CONTENT is pretty fucking hilarious and a reminder of all the ways I could have gamed the internet over the last 15 years but chose to be a failure of the internet instead, it speaks more to my personal brand.

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