Brie Larson is an example of “success doesn’t happen overnight”. She moved to LA in 1998 to pursue her acting career when she was 8 years old, you know standard practice of 8 year olds across America….most people’s parents at 8 are like “don’t eat too much candy”….or “don’t be mean to your sister”….or “don’t rub your feces on your face like war paint”….I don’t fucking know, or remember being 8, I just know that no one was being put to fucking work in the entertainment industry and if they were it was because they have fucked up parents. It is abuse.

Anyway, she had a career as an actor, but nothing really important, she tried to be a popstar releasing embarassing music because she’s fucking lame, and only really stood out in 2015 when she won the OSCAR, because her agency decided she was a contender as a potentially big star. It’s all contrived bullshit really….and she had 17 years invested in trying to make it. It just made sense.

Since the Oscar, she hit the comic book blockbusters cuz they pay, and now all of a sudden she plays this “hot” chick with her tits out, despite being not very hot. It’s all so weird.

She was engaged to a guy named Alex Greenwald, who is a musician and lead singer of the band Phantom Planet, they sang the OC song and I think Jason Schwartzman is in that band.

She says he created a safe space for her and for empowering her to take risks in her work. WHAT? I think that’s code for “I used him until I had money of my own”….or maybe it’s not code for anything but is literally words to make you hate her more than you already do, or than I already do, you fan boy pussy fucks find her hot…so here she is pantsless.

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