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Archive for the SFW Category

2012

21

Sep

Kate Upton Plays With Puppies of the Day

I already posted the CR FASHION BOOK photoshoot with Kate Upton that is obviously mocking fashion shoots for being fake high concept shit that is really just shit…but that people buy into….you know some satire with some “throw in kids, puppies, men dressed like unicorns”….let’s be as ironic and as possible…and that is the high concept everyone will buy into..kinda thing…and I find it hilarious…but maybe I am just smitten that Kate Upton didn’t eat one of the puppies cuz she got hungry on set….she’s that kind of pig….with a fat ass just waiting to explode on the fucking scene…to match her big tits she’s not exploiting enough here…..there are

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2012

21

Sep

Bikini Girls Driving Fast in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s a ridiculous video that proves everything is better, or worth watching, when you involve girls, hot or not, real titties or not, half naked….cuz guys will watch girls, hot or not, do anything half naked…from sweeping, to gardening, to picking their nose….to the least erotic thing….because guys are fucking perverts and I would not have it any other way…cuz I like looking at half naked girls under any and all circumstances…and the reality is that girls like it when we look…it is some animal instinct shit….


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Posted in:SFW|Videos

2012

21

Sep

Kanye West Sex Tape for Attention of the Day

Apparently Kanye West has dropped a sex tape… according to radaronline and is shopping it around because if there is one thing and one thing only that he can learn from his girlfriend, KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER SEX TAPE , is that Opened many doors….or maybe he just can’t have her have something he doesn’t have….especially considering she’s pushing a billion dollar brand all thanks to a sex tape…making Kanye’s genius business savvy say “i should do that too”…cuz as much as he produces hits, he’s hanging on and plotting how to stay on top hard….

Apparently the girl in the video looks like Kim Kardashian cuz Kim Kardashian is done with sex tapes…even though KIM KARDASHIAN HAS DONE A SEX TAPE and it was like watching two apes mate in the zoo…cuz under all that make-up she’s an animal..

I don’t have the Sex Tape…but when I do….I’ll post it…Stay tuned…


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Posted in:Kanye West|SFW

2012

21

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Works The Public of the Day

She’s almost as good as Sandra Bullock when she adopted an african after being accused of Nazi sex games…spin the story, win an Oscar, the public is forgiving of the people they’ve never met but love…..because the public are idiots…

That said, I don’t know why her face is bloated and distorted, I just know she played her career so fucking wrong…she had money to go elsewhere to drink and drive, while she coulda just hired a driver here….she could have filmed a movie a year, made her millions, and lived in central america where she did DMT and raped Donkey’s for the locals if she wanted to….but instead she did this….

Idiot. What a waste. But at least they haven’t repossessed her tits….they are paid off in full and I love them…and can’t wait for them to work my local strip club….and while I wait, here she is posing with children for the paparazzi…what a clown…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2012

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day


I just found out a site I work with sold for close to 200 million dollars….that’s a lot of sex, drugs, booze, rock and roll, villas, private jets….which brought up the question…the ever burning question of my life….that is why the fuck do I do this…when I could be making 200 million dollars…and I guess the answer is…for the bitches….even though truthfully…it is cuz I’m an alcoholic non-conformist with horrible dance moves….who can’t make 3 dollars…and I am ok with that cuz it is fucking gangster if you look at it through a distorted drinking glass that needs a refill.

Here are some links….

Looks Like Courtney Stodden Bought Herself a New Face
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Paris Hilton Leaks Gay Hate Rant – For Attention.
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Engineering Students See Hot Girls Dance for the First Time and Go Nuts
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Khloe Kardashian Entertained By Caterpillar
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Amanda Bines Turns me On
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Biggest Brawls in Sports
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Britney Spears Sang Live for Real and It Didn’t Make Me Want to Put a Screwdriver in my Ear – VIDEO
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Gorilla VERSUS a Catapiller – VIDEO
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The Anti-Semitic Elmo Was Arrested Again in Times Square – Wait, What?
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Carly Rae Jepsen In Leather Short Shorts
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Lady Gaga is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Sherri Gets Naked in the Country (NSFW)
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Caro is Stripping Down
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Pot, Meet Kettle – Paris Hilton Says That Most Gays Are Disgusting And Have AIDS – AUDIO
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Reby Sky is Looking Fine By Me
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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Heather Rae Young is Sexy in the Bath
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The 20 Worst Pieces of Terrible Taxidermy
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Hottie and a Dildo, Gotta Love It – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Biggest Brawls in Sports History
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Sexy Games That Will Bring You Hours of Fun (NSFW)
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Layla Rose Strips by the Pool (NSFW)
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings (SITE NSFW)
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Amanda Bynes Thinks She’s Doing “Amazing”. Riiiiiiiiiiight
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Hot Ass (NSFW)
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15 Hilarious Hangover Remedies From Around the World
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Bikini Clad Girl Dancing on a Car, Nuff Said
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A Very Wet Michelle Rodriguez Gives us a Pokies Apperance
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A Little Kate Hudson Hotness
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Everybody Hates Mitt Romney
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Which Big set of Tits Would You Rather Fuck?
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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Tight Little Tits
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I hate this Tacky Bikini Clad Trash
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Unicycle Fresstyle
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Diane Lane is Not Erotic
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Yeah I’d Bang Nikki Reid
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Now THAT’S What I Call Perfect Tits (NSFW)
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Extremely Blessed: Salma Hayek Tells The Story Of How She REALLY Got Her Glorious Tig Ole Bitties [Video]
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Aleska Diamond and Zorah White Get It On – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Obsessed With Pornstar Skin Diamond (NSFW)
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Some Ladies Who Attended the End of Watch Premiere
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And Now Presenting Instant Karma – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Hey There’s Eva Longoria’s Bare Ass
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Video Of Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Faking Marriage Problems On Couple’s Therapy
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Touching a Wild Horse is Less Fun than Touching a Wild Woman
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Weird Throwback Bikini Model Lift
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Carly Rae Jepsen Hot Leather Shorts of the Day
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How About Some Muscular Tits and Ass In A Tiny Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Strips In Butter
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Dashboard Cam Act of Kindness
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Shakira is Pregnant and Thus Those Hips Will Lie
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Jessica Alba is a Bad Ass
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Ugly Bikini Girl Dancing on a Car
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Megan Coxxx shows you every spot on her smoking hot bod
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Cosplay Porn
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Ashley Graham gently massages her aroused pussy
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Painal
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Dana DeArmond is always in the mood to get the best fucking
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TOday’s Random Porn Videos
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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2012

20

Sep

Paris Hilton Hates Gays of the Day

Paris Hilton is the fucking devil, swine, garbage, filthy shit filled shell of a human and I am not just saying that because I feel I need to defend the gay man….because for the longest time I thought Paris Hilton was a gay man.

Truth be told, I have made similar jokes about gay people, but I am a horrible person….

Just this morning I was regretting a drunken hot tub session with 2 dudes in a loft in the gay village, because I figure and googled to see if AIDS virus can live in the petri dish that is a hot tub petri….

But then again I like laughing at stereotypes like gay guys having AIDS….and luckily cares about what I say or listen to what I say….

And every gay guy I know is fucking horny….a sexual deviant, but that is just because every guy I have every met would be a sexual deviant, if the girls we fuck allowed us to be….It’s like gay sex has no referee or police or moody bitch who has PMS and emotions to get in the way of hardcore ass fucking or some shit….

I can still say with confidence, that we are all God’s Children, some of my best friends are gay and I love everyone equally, or that I am indifferent about everyone equally, except maybe Paris Hilton, who I actually hate…..

The irony in all this is that she is probably the one with AIDS, because like the gays, she’s a horny, damaged, rich girl who should be fucking shot for her public hate crimes…who made porn even though she didn’t have to…unprotected and who is known for having herpes…always a sign of a clean girl….

They conveniently recorded the conversaition cuz it is an inside job and she remains the fucking worst…


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Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2012

19

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Hot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


I just want to sing love songs to Candice Swanepoel….you know climb to the top of a mountain and scream her name to the heavens hoping it gets back to her…I want to carry her luggage at airports…I want to rub her feet after a long day of shopping…I want to be her co-star in the next great American love story…she is a delicate flower and I want to be the seed that helps her reproduce…She’s amazing…and her half naked body brings me great joy and hope of a better tomorrow….

Candice Swanepoel…I want to know what love is…I want you to show me.


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2012

19

Sep

Lady Gaga’s Titty Grab in Public for Twitter of the Day

After all the bullshit this bitch spews out of her cancerous disgusting face….and all the bullshit stunts she pulls…grabbing her shitty tit to show off a shitty tattoo is really uneventful, uninteresting, boriing, but I’m posting it anyway…cuz somewhere out there a gay, fat, mutated handicapped kid who cares….and I like to help the less fortunate by bringing them what they need you see cuz I’m a fucking hero…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2012

19

Sep

Jennifer Aniston’s Weird Pregnant Smartwater Ad of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this, but I figured, Shit, Smartwater doesn’t pay me, why don’t I give them free exposure, cuz I like corporations fucking me up the ass, usually without a condom, all because they waved a clever little tactic in front of my retard face, like booking some old as fuck actress, in a belly shirt, showing off a fake pregnant belly…..marketing is so powerful…it’s like they’ve got me ball my fucking balls…

Fuck you Smartwater and fuck you Jennifer Aniston for not giving up you 45 year old fuck.

Posted in:Jennfier Aniston|SFW

2012

18

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

That’s the shit I do like…..

Here are a whole lot of stepLINKS while I watch this video on repeat thanks to Youtube and the fetish videos it makes millions with…..


Alessandra Ambrosio is Not on Jessica Simpson’s Diet
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Penelop Cruz Hot Tits for W
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I Kinda Got a Thing For Liberty Ross
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Big Hot Tits on a Quad in a Bikini
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Arianny Celeste Hot Calendar Shoot
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Reporter Attacked By Horny Monkey
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News Bloopers Always Crack Me Up
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50 Comic Book Characters Who Should Never Get a Movie
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sexy Workout Gear
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Ireland Baldwin Is Getting The Hang Of Twitter
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Michelle Mayden and Her BRight Orange Bikni Are Making Me Think Impure Thoughts (NSFW)
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Amy Reid is Busty and I Like It (NSFW)
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Alright I Admit It, Jennifer Aniston Has Half Amused Me (VIDEO)
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Brigette Desiree Brings Us a Little Bit of Ethnic Flavor
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Free Cam Show Amazingness (NSFW)
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Rebecca Carter is a Girl Next Door Type
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Justin Bieber’s 37-year-old MILF Mom Hasn’t Had Sex in 15 Years
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This Video Was For Her Boyfriends Eyes Only
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Shaun White is Like a Carrot Top X Charlie Sheen Hybrid
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25 Worst Celebration Fails in Sports History
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Sexy Games to Have Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Jodie Gasson is Sexy in the Sun (NSFW)
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Maria Menounos Pokies Hotness (SITE NSFW)
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Cat Fight of the Day – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Reporter Scares a Baby
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Nicole Richie Tits for Instyle
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Kety is Hot in Video for Playboy
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Jennifer Shilow is fucking Sexy Half Naked
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Vanessa Hudgens – Searching For Camel Toe
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A Millimeter Away From Selena Gomez’s Pussy
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Worst Sports Celebrations Ever
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This Elephant is a Real Asshole
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The 9 Longest Bars in the World Means the Longer The Lengths You’d Have to Go to Pick Up Chicks
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Bouncing Boobs on a 4 Wheeler, Gotta Love It – VIDEO
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Heidi Klum Caught Topless (NSFW)
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Mariah Carey VS Nicki Minaj – Who Would You Rather?
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Selena Gomez Was Sunbathing in Miami
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I Wish Kate Beckinsale Would Be My Wife
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SEMI NSFW)
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The Absolutely, Positively Dumbest Family Feud Responses Ever!
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Sarah and Britney Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Getting Laid Could Make You Smarter – Science!
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Candice Swanepoel Workin’ The Bikini & Jeans Look
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She?s Flashing Her Tits on the Web Cam and They Are Proper (NSFW)
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Jim Carrey’s New Piece is Young and Fit
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Blake Lively is a Fucking Moron of the Day
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Anne Hathaway’s See Through Shirt
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Lorna Bliss and her See Through Outfit is the Best X-Factor Audition Ever – Complete with Lap Dance
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Kim Kardashian’s See Through Shirt
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Lucky Fucker Gets To Grab Selma Blairs Naked Tit
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Rihanna Trolling Around Braless, Looking For A Mate…
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Funniest Pictures in Sports
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Dubstep Poledance
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Saudi Weddings Look Fun
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I Wonder if the Carpets Match the Drapes on this Playboy Chick
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Hot Polish Cheerleaders
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T-Shirt of the NIGHT

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Lesbians Fucking in a Music Store
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Today’s Random Porn Videos
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Girls Getting Naked!
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