She’s almost as good as Sandra Bullock when she adopted an african after being accused of Nazi sex games…spin the story, win an Oscar, the public is forgiving of the people they’ve never met but love…..because the public are idiots…

That said, I don’t know why her face is bloated and distorted, I just know she played her career so fucking wrong…she had money to go elsewhere to drink and drive, while she coulda just hired a driver here….she could have filmed a movie a year, made her millions, and lived in central america where she did DMT and raped Donkey’s for the locals if she wanted to….but instead she did this….

Idiot. What a waste. But at least they haven’t repossessed her tits….they are paid off in full and I love them…and can’t wait for them to work my local strip club….and while I wait, here she is posing with children for the paparazzi…what a clown…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW