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2021

17

Mar

Brooke Burke’s Daughter is 21 of the Day

Her name is Neriah Fisher and I have no fucking idea who she is, but thanks to google I have discovered she’s Brooke Burke’s daughter, and in being Brooke Burke’s daughter, she’s got some of her tit out, because that’s probably the life lesson learned from her mom, or maybe it’s coded into her DNA as apparently DNA has memory and trickles down from generation to generation, and this DNA is one that says “get naked, stay hot, money and opportunity will happen, from Playboy to TV shows to rich guys that give you 6-10 babies that each will get 20k in child support provided they divorce”…it’s a win…

I am only posting these because the one time I got hacked, or one of the most blatant hacks was because I made fun of Brooke Burke….and now it’s a multi generational thing, becasue we can make fun of her daughter, not that I’d do that, she’s using tit

They say she’s a youtuber, or a pop star, but who the fuck isn’t these days..right…RIGHT…especially those in LA with connected parents and friends…you know keeping our pop culture trashy!

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2020

14

Aug

The Body Don’t Match the Face of the Day

Here’s some Brooke Burke weirdness outlining how her body makes no sense when displayed in a bikini next to that old weathered neck and face….knowing that both have probably had some surgery…her fitness and low bodyfat is almost comparable to a 20 year olds body, not the average 20 year old, because they are all lazy, empowered and into fat, but still…a very confusing contrast.

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2020

28

Feb

Brooke Burke See Through Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

The Domincan Republic has been getting a lot of bad press lately thanks to people dropping dead while on vacation there. It’s rumored to be some bootleg alcohol poisoning, but there could be a bigger conspiracy….but I don’t think Brooke Burke has much to worry about, she clearly isn’t one of those people who dies, as she keeps on bringing her fit as fuck body into what must be her 60s.

We remember her from 1990s Playboy…turned WILD ON…the party show around the world that came in a simpler time when we wouldn’t get hate for making movies or tv shows based on “Chicks in Bikinis”….but she’s still alive, many years older, with a bunch of fucking kids, and dudes still think she’s hot, they still are her fans, and they still jack off to her. It’s amazing, but I guess with a body like this, you can ignore that old lady face.

Either way, here’s some Divorcee in her 50s, redefining being an old weathered bitch…one bikini pic at a time. It is hard to hate on a dinosaur for being a dinosaur when it looks pretty good desptie being a dinosaur.

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2019

26

Aug

Brooke Burke Topless instagram Shoot Like She’s not 60 of the Day

Brooke Burke is in some instagram style topless shoot, that is very muted in Black and White cuz you don’t want High Definition color on this, you want the most pixelated shitty image around, grainy as fuck so you can’t see ANY detail, cuz she’s old as fuck…

So despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter, instagram, a large pervert fanbase that remember her from WILD ON, the best job a whore from Playboy could ever land, and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and willing to show her fake tits, cuz they are fake tits and are an extension of her, not actually part of her, anyone can get a set of these……it’s the life of fitness on a Playboy whore who still uses the same tactics to get noticed so that maybe people will give her another reality show….to showcase her insight that I am sure is really deep….cuz girl’s ego clearly needs some love.

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2019

07

Jun

Brooke Burke – Old Fucking Vampire Bathing Suit Slut of the Day

Brooke Burke has expired long ago…WILD ON was 30 fucking years ago and 30 fucking children cuz girl is a breeder…

But she still gets into bating suits for photoshoots to distract from her zombie half dead probably filled with filler face…I mean she’s had fake tits since they were invented in the 80s….a little filler to fill the Playboy pussy face up isn’t that much of a stretch…especially when your whole focus is to be a HOT chick despite being a 60 year old chick…

Point being, gross but you like it, so here…take it from me.

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2019

14

May

Brooke Burke Tight Leggings of the Day

Brooke Burke Tight Leggings

Brooke Burke is looking pretty fucking tight for a 60 year old…

I guess that’s what happens when you’re a Playboy chick who puts all her value on her looks..

She’s also got a crazy fan bases….who I assume they remember her from when she was on Wild On, from back in an era where getting half naked and partying around the world was enough of a concept to sell a show, an era where I should have been selling TV shows, and I guess I kind of was, to random drunks at the bars I used to frequent, who weren’t Hollywood Execs…but who still would jerk off in the plants like Weinstein…why didn’t I invent “Girls Gone Wild?”…I will never know….

She still looks awesome, 20 years and 20 kids later, recently divorced wanting you to jerk off to her old lady body cuz it doesn’t look as old as the menopause probably makes it smell…all dusty and shit…but you can cum in her and she won’t get knocked up…which I’d say is probably a first for her…but it isn’t…she’s been cummed in plenty without getting knocked up despite all the kids..

I don’t know what this fitness shit is, I am sure she’s had a lot of work done, who cares what I think. Hot body granny…Nice.

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2019

29

Mar

Brooke Burke’s Got No Pants On of the Day

Wild On…grandma….

It just goes to show you that when you’re a half naked Playboy whore from the 90s, who got a TV show in the 90s, you get that license to HO…

Not that anyone needs a license to HO, but a ho is a ho is a ho and the one thing I can say about Brooke Burke is that she’s managed to carry it for 3 – 4 decades…and is still fit enough to stare at the bare ass of…

Maybe this is a Throwback Thursday, of her younger, maybe that’s what she wants us to think, questioning whether it is old or new to make her feel good about herself cuz she’s got good fitness and face injections and still feels hot…

Whatever it is, don’t tell the other ladies at the old folks home that this is the trend…cuz they don’t have what it takes to back-up a pantsless pic like a seasoned veteran whore…..like Brooke Burke…with all that face injections and fitness….pulls it off.

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2014

15

Aug

Brooke Burke on the Beach of the Day

Brooke Burke got into a bikini, because I guess she’s really proud of her body after having 300 kids like she was some kind of Mexican immigrant or something, you know spreading that American born passport as far as you can, so that your kids can marry your friend’s back home’s kids and the whole USA becomes Mexico…or INDIA…

That said, I would be far more into these pics if her 40 year old body didn’t look like a 40 year old body that looks like it was left out dehydrated…and starved…because sure 40 year old moms can look fit enough, but they still look like 40 year old moms…

Brooke Burke is not going to beat out science here, and I think her BOTOX plastic face kind of proves that…

Meaning, this is all desperation..but it is still half naked…and you probably like that because Wild On was on TV when your life was less pathetic than it is now.

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2014

18

Apr

Brooke Burke Old and in Fitness Gear of the DAy

Wild On Happened Brooke Burke…in the fucking 90s…

I think it’s safe to say that it is a good time time to throw in sports bra and/or bikini top, because you’re a mom and 100 years old….

I get it, she’s fit as fuck, and fit is hot, and fit 40 year olds are something to celebrate when you’re a 30+ women seeking hope that your kids won’t rape you physically…but when fitness is coupled with menopause…bitches start to just look like dudes..and despite the fact that a lot of guys like girls who look like dudes…I don’t.

I see these ripped old ladies at the Starbucks all the time, and I’m just like “interesting”…but they are still old fucking gross no matter how many pull ups they do…or botox they get…

You can try to beat the clock like one of your cheap as fuck gameshows…but biology always wins…

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2012

05

Nov

Brooke Burke Gangnam Style of the Day

I try to ignore that gangnam style exists…but for some reason…it is everywhere…I don’t know if the Korean who came up with it was making a sick joke on society…but everyone gets a fucking kick out of it…sings a long to it and does the stupid dance…it’s the thing to do right now…that confuses the fuck out of me…even when old ladies with awesome bodies like Brooke Burke do the shit…but that’s not because I hate old ladies with hot bodies…but because I hate this fucking movement…it is designed for water coolers and 9-5ers everywhere…and it must be taken out back and shot…but it won’t…it is bigger than me…and I’ll just have to pretend it doesn’t exist…like I do with most things I realize we need to numb, dumb and control the general population of retards…

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