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2014

15

Aug

Brooke Burke on the Beach of the Day

Brooke Burke got into a bikini, because I guess she’s really proud of her body after having 300 kids like she was some kind of Mexican immigrant or something, you know spreading that American born passport as far as you can, so that your kids can marry your friend’s back home’s kids and the whole USA becomes Mexico…or INDIA…

That said, I would be far more into these pics if her 40 year old body didn’t look like a 40 year old body that looks like it was left out dehydrated…and starved…because sure 40 year old moms can look fit enough, but they still look like 40 year old moms…

Brooke Burke is not going to beat out science here, and I think her BOTOX plastic face kind of proves that…

Meaning, this is all desperation..but it is still half naked…and you probably like that because Wild On was on TV when your life was less pathetic than it is now.

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