I am always suspicious of celebrities that the system collectively rallies behind, because it seems like it’s all part of a calculated plan run by a small group of people, who decide who they want to be the leaders or tastemakers of tomorrow.

It may be some sort of conspiracy theory, but this girl is opening for Taylor Swift, no marketing Kim Kardashian clothing, which are two of the biggest indicators of the conspiracy existing, since neither should be where they are but are where they are because someone had to have positioned them there.

Taylor Swift is average at everything, yet brain washed multiple generations to buy into her….Kim Kardashian is just that sex tape pig that unlike other sex tape pigs, became a billionaire….they don’t make any real sense…

So looking at Sabrina Carpenter’s life, you’ll see that the official story is she was home schooled (made in a cloning lab), released on Youtube at 10 years old (seems inappropriate for a 10 year old to be uploading to the internet, where were these parents who were homeschooling her, in a don’t mingle with the public school system, but let creeps watch your dance videos)…bullshit…

But when they strip down I don’t really care about the back story, the authenticity in this fake and contrived world, whether it’s part of the social collapse, or even if it profits Kim Kardashina…

I just care that they are stripped down, turning all that bullshit into the good kind of bullshit, because we can see famous blonde bitches in sexy, probably cheaply made underwear….

I am old as shit, so any young blonde in her underwear speaks to my soul….I’m easy to please…

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I guess most women look like porn chicks. They pretend that they are involved in some new and innovative style category, like the recently viral “Mob Wife” look that people jumped on because they are all hive mind loses.

The reality is that no matter how you dress a bitch looks like a porn chick, maybe because anyone is a porn chick if you jerk off to her tits, but probably because mainstream girls thought dudes jerking off to porn chicks, meant that dudes wanted mainstream girls to be porn chicks, when really they just wanted them to be porn chicks in the privacy of their bedroom with them, not so publicly facing…

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter with her tits out, is on tour with Taylor Swift, who I guess controls this girl and has her under her weird spell a their coven, and that’s all I have to say about that.

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I guess I should do a post today…

I don’t know if this is really worth it…

Her name is Sabrina Carpenter, she’s an industry created entity now opening for Taylor Swift….so you know she’s a big deal…..at least in the eyes of the money grubbers at the top of the food chain.

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Sabrina Carpenter is some popstar, child star created by Disney and has a hugely followed instagram account with tits she’s showing off in a bra.

She is currently having sex with Barry Keoghan, who recently sold his soul to the devil with the hit moving SALTBURN, but the Irish leprechaun has been around for a while thanks to being in Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk and Yorgo Lanthimos’ Killing of a Sacred Deer and the Banshees of Inisherin which he won a BAFTA for and he’s been nominated for a Golden Globe at least twice….so I guess he sold his soul a while ago….

Now he gets to plunge his cock, which he showed off in Saltburn between weirdly gay scenes, into Sabrina Carpenter who I assume the leaders of Hollywood have gifted him with for a job well done.

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We may have no idea who Sabrina Carpenter is, but she’s famous, with millions of followers, so she’s some kind of important…making her self promotion of making what looks like Christmas cookies with some dude with his ironic mullet that we see people wear, while wearing a pair of bloomers like an old-timey prostitute that they may have dug up and cloned as her source code at the Disney cloning lab, you know one of Walt’s favorites from the early 1900s when he was coming up….you know, where they keep her rotting old timey prostitute corpse in a vault under Frontierland at Disney Land….and her half her ass hangs out of it which is the point.

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Here’s a couple of really exciting pics of Sabrina Carpenter, some child star with 30 million followers so you know she’s important, on stage performing her new single or her new album, because that’s what these people do when they try to get into the minds of the simple consumer they’ve already manipulated so hard that they have 30 million of them waiting to like or comment on their social media posts….

They are exciting because she’s on stage in the panties, showing off her ass in panties, like some kind of stripper during her romantic song, even though she’s a mainstream popstar who probably should keep her underwear where it belongs…hidden….since she doesn’t need to show her underwear or even her ass no underwear to get noticed…yet she does it anyway…..

The only sadness this brings is that if you’re going to be so aggressive with the underwear, why not give us a wet spot to drive the point home…otherwise it’s a waste……SHOW US MORE WASTE otherwise it’s a WASTE…Gross.

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I may be clueless about who Sabrina Carpenter is, but I am well aware that her costume is Clueless because it was every girl’s dream to be Alicia Silverstone and her bells palsy face back in the 90s, which in this current 90s revival, is happening again. Girls would watch that shit on repeat, I’m talking LATE FEES ON LATE FEES at the video store over it. Sabrina Carpenter even hired a black friend as an accessory to her costume, like Heidi Klum’s Cirque du Soleil tail.

Thanks to that rich girls are awesome programming, we’ve got at least two subsequent generation of money grubbing prostitutes wanting that Sugar baby life, so that they can be like the Clueless bitch in their real life too, since they weren’t born into it.

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter is some kind of famous girl who performs or makes dance videos and tours them, maybe she also acts since that doesn’t require any real talent. I assume she was a child start the industry bred and is still milking, you know a professional who only knows this life, and she apparently dropped a video where she’s in costume, showing her body, being hot, and that’s all I really need out of the whole experience.

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Sabrina Carpenter is not an actual carpenter, but if she was, you’d probably let her build you a book shelf out of your wood….not that anyone reads, but I figure bookshelves are some easy level carpentry skills and since WOOD is a double entendre for COCK, the terrible jokes no one read just write themselves..

She is a child star, trying to be relevant in this era of porn chicks dominating, so like a porn chick she goes pantsless, just not spread and filled, but still something barely exciting, attempting to be high class, otherwise it’s too lowbrow and the brands will treat her like an OnlyFans chick, when she thinks she’s so much more than that, I guess.

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I don’t know why Sabrina Carpenter looks like a bloated, pink faced, muppet from social media, but I’ll assume that has something to do with face injections, a food allergy, a vaccine injury, alcoholism and shitty make-up….

But it’s also the look of the generation, the over the top muppet, the porn chick or the stripper than was cycled to the youth, because it’s not just for strippers and rich ladies in their mansions anymore, but perfect for the budding young talent in the entertainment industry….

She’s wearing one of those low cut titty dresses, which are fantastic for the stripper lovers out there who fall in love for the slow song before the get naked song….you know the stripper gear of the past that instagram has made everyone wear in the now….and some of these bitches pay 10k for this shit…because the world is silly…

All this to say Sabrina Carpenter is some pop starlet…

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Sabrina Carpenter is a child star turned adult star who is being sexualized by her handlers for her fans, in what one could assume is a creepy way. It’s possible that she is the creative director and mind behind this looking up in sexy lingerie like she’s about to take 8 black cocks, because the world is a far more sexual place than it was, mainstream people are dipping a toe into pornographic content, and pornographic content seems to be winning the content wars, so if you want to be relevant or matter, you must get your fuck on, because people can’t look at a bitch not getting her fuck on to imagine them getting their fuck on….

This is pretty racy for a popstar/child start turned adult, but not adult star, even though you’d think this was the start of a adult scene…but I guess that’s just where the perverted culture is at right now, the only way to win is whoredom….and I love whores…

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