Sabrina Carpenter has hit number 1 song on the charts which is pretty exciting stuff, even though everything is based on streaming and not cold hard record sales, so there could be a factor in china where they are playing sabrina carpenter across 1,000,000 computers all at the same time so that the factory workers make their iphones faster.

QUICKEST WAY TO 1 BILLION STEAMS…

She may have sold her soul to the demon that is Taylor Swift to get to this level, but it can be assumed that she was sold off to the industry long ago and she’s just kind of levelled up through the tests and challenges they’ve put her through.

She may have even been created in a cloning lab, given a fake origin story and designed for this day….because they only give the celebrity power to those who are well behaved and who can handle it.

This is not just some random chick who likes dressing up and fucking the camera for her fans to jerk off to making it…this is designed….

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