I may be clueless about who Sabrina Carpenter is, but I am well aware that her costume is Clueless because it was every girl’s dream to be Alicia Silverstone and her bells palsy face back in the 90s, which in this current 90s revival, is happening again. Girls would watch that shit on repeat, I’m talking LATE FEES ON LATE FEES at the video store over it. Sabrina Carpenter even hired a black friend as an accessory to her costume, like Heidi Klum’s Cirque du Soleil tail.

Thanks to that rich girls are awesome programming, we’ve got at least two subsequent generation of money grubbing prostitutes wanting that Sugar baby life, so that they can be like the Clueless bitch in their real life too, since they weren’t born into it.

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter is some kind of famous girl who performs or makes dance videos and tours them, maybe she also acts since that doesn’t require any real talent. I assume she was a child start the industry bred and is still milking, you know a professional who only knows this life, and she apparently dropped a video where she’s in costume, showing her body, being hot, and that’s all I really need out of the whole experience.

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Sabrina Carpenter is not an actual carpenter, but if she was, you’d probably let her build you a book shelf out of your wood….not that anyone reads, but I figure bookshelves are some easy level carpentry skills and since WOOD is a double entendre for COCK, the terrible jokes no one read just write themselves..

She is a child star, trying to be relevant in this era of porn chicks dominating, so like a porn chick she goes pantsless, just not spread and filled, but still something barely exciting, attempting to be high class, otherwise it’s too lowbrow and the brands will treat her like an OnlyFans chick, when she thinks she’s so much more than that, I guess.

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I don’t know why Sabrina Carpenter looks like a bloated, pink faced, muppet from social media, but I’ll assume that has something to do with face injections, a food allergy, a vaccine injury, alcoholism and shitty make-up….

But it’s also the look of the generation, the over the top muppet, the porn chick or the stripper than was cycled to the youth, because it’s not just for strippers and rich ladies in their mansions anymore, but perfect for the budding young talent in the entertainment industry….

She’s wearing one of those low cut titty dresses, which are fantastic for the stripper lovers out there who fall in love for the slow song before the get naked song….you know the stripper gear of the past that instagram has made everyone wear in the now….and some of these bitches pay 10k for this shit…because the world is silly…

All this to say Sabrina Carpenter is some pop starlet…

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Sabrina Carpenter is a child star turned adult star who is being sexualized by her handlers for her fans, in what one could assume is a creepy way. It’s possible that she is the creative director and mind behind this looking up in sexy lingerie like she’s about to take 8 black cocks, because the world is a far more sexual place than it was, mainstream people are dipping a toe into pornographic content, and pornographic content seems to be winning the content wars, so if you want to be relevant or matter, you must get your fuck on, because people can’t look at a bitch not getting her fuck on to imagine them getting their fuck on….

This is pretty racy for a popstar/child start turned adult, but not adult star, even though you’d think this was the start of a adult scene…but I guess that’s just where the perverted culture is at right now, the only way to win is whoredom….and I love whores…

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Disney kid Sabrina Carpenter has her ass on stage, which isn’t really all that ass, but it’s the illusion of ass which turns out to be enough.

It’s a reminder of something from the Britney Spears archives of a simpler time, when this kind of outfit was a little more shocking and exciting, maybe Sabrina Carpenter is one of Britney’s clone’s they’ve released to the wild. You never know with that creepy big money making industry. Disney imagineers don’t let us know all the tricks that they know in their underground labs….

She is a hugely famous, at least on instagram, with over 1 billion followers, so showing her ass is pretty much all part of the keeping her shit relevant after breaking free from child star by stripping down all those years ago, while still being owned by the same handlers, just a more relatable look for her fanbase to grow with, rather than leaving her doing corny shit for Disney, she can instead do corny shit on stage….

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Sabrina Carpenter is an industry created actor who also does pop music, because if you’re going to create a celebrity, with all that work, marketing budget, investment, she best be able to deliver on all fronts like her own little J.Lo….I mean just the trauma based mind control to make sure they stay committed to the task at hand must be a fortune from the right doctors who you know will keep their mouths shut if they know what’s good for them….

Well, it being a pop culture icon in a world that seems to still embrace pop culture icons, even though the rational brain would think that people are over exposed to this bullshit, well aware of the scam that is celebrity, and the whole thing is boring and gets in the way of your own narcissism, yet as it turns out, it’s a bonus feature to add to your narcissism, you know so people think you’re relevant or into relevant things while producing your self involved content….

So yeah, Sabrina Carpenter still matters, I’m only interested in the short shorts…

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There’s a story going around about the “WHORE GENE” which is basically based on the toxoplasmosis gondii mind control parasite that they’ve done studies on.

Basically, the parasite can control the host in efforts to spread the parasite, so in some cases that means the parasite will get the host to kill itself, so that the host is eaten by a bigger animal they can infect and so on…and so on….

So part of these parasite conspiracy is that feces, which is how the parasite also finds new hosts becomes normalized or sexualized, they want us eating shit…..which is why I think the whole ASSHOLE EATING and ANAL SEX has become top priority and not something to do when the vagina is broken or period-ing….

Another part of the conspiracy is that women who are bigger whores have toxoplasmosis gondii mind control parasites in their brains, their face structures and behaviors alter to be more appealing, so that dudes get lured in and eat their assholes….which explains all the whores on the internet, if you’re not satisfied in thinking girls will just do anything for likes and follows and their hive mind will follow the lead of anyone getting likes and follows and pervert dudes, which is all dudes are out to like and follow slut content, we’re basic….

So I don’t know if Sabrina Carpenter is out there in BRAZIL catching parasites, that are making her produce whorish content….there are probably more parasites in that Brazilian climate, hence all the tranny porn that country has produced…

I do know that she’s trying to fuck her bikini bottoms, pussy forward, greeting the world with pride and weirdness…..

She still creeps me out, her dark, goth, weird, seemingly victim of abuse puppet in the industry, but I like this behavior better, see, the toxoplasmosis gondii mind control parasite content WORKS FOR ME….

MORE SLUTS, BETTER LIFE! WIN!

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Sabrina Carpenter is being a little creepy in her underwear for whatever this shoot is…

The main reason being that she’s a 23 year old, but her fame and celebrity happened when she was under 18.

So the dudes who are die hard Sabrina Carpenter fans are out there because they fell in love with her when she was too young to be fallen in love with, you know like Emma Watson fans, sitting around with a timer set to go off on her 18th birthday…,

But building that celebrity off the perverts with no self control who like young chicks wasn’t enough, instead she has to put together content like this for those same people, you know keep em all as happy as she can….

Or maybe the general vibe in content is to get grown women posing with stuffed animals, since everyone is mentally stunted furries who don’t want to ever grow up.

I’m not an analyst, but I don’t mind anal no cyst…at least if the shit’s not messy, giving me ecoli and parasties…..

SO really all I see is hot, famous, celebrity in panties….the rest of this shit don’t matter one bit and over thinking it is pretty fucking boring….

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Sabrina Carpenter is some 23 year old actor, singer, who fucking knows or really cares, she has millions of fans and her nipple is out in some wild and crazy attention seeking outfit she wore for some Golden Globes bullshit, which would probably made her lots of money on OnlyFans, only she’s one of those talents that doesn’t exploit people for their money by promising nudes yet, even though it’s a solid revenue stream thanks to how lonely perverts are, probably why they are perverts….but instead makes her money the mainstream, old fashioned, music and tv way…..and with that gives her nipples away for free…the way nature and all those free the nip people intended….

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Here she is in those fishnet outtakes being hot….

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