Comedy is at an all time high in popularity, which means a lot of unfunny people are posturing themselves as funny because they are try hards, and thanks to the retardedness of the internet they are being rewarded for it.

The worst thing in Comedy that is postured as the best thing is comedy is Lorne Michaels’ SNL….

Apparently, Sabrina Carpenter was on SNL this past weekend because I am seeing content from her being on SNL and not because I know anything that is going on with SNL, since it’s a totally out of touch, boring, even creepy pile of dog shit that should not even exist….

They present it as this culturally relevant thing, which it probably was in the 70s, but even in the 70s it was probably only culturally relevant to a retarded section of the population and the others would just go along with it because there was limited channels to watch.

So they’ve been able to push that talking point and run with it for 50 years at this point and they try to make people believe, because it makes them money and they have money to throw at it and people are lazy brains so they just go along with it….

But if you watch any of their viral clips they try to make viral clips because that’s how you stay relevant, you’ll know they miss the mark almost always…where do they even find their comedians, it’s confusing since they get so much hype thanks to marketing and their guests.

The good news is they had Sabrina Carpenter in the mix for views or relevance, she’s on tour with Taylor Swift and has millions of followers, so naturally strip her down make it count….or make it viewcount….while the out of touch nerd comedians keep on their bad jokes competing with moms on tiktok who are funnier than them, but didn’t go to NYU or have a family friend who knows Lorne Michaels.

GARBAGE!

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Sabrina Carpenter recently toured with Taylor Swift, so she’s probably at the top of her game while preparing to get ready for a tour of her own…

So only naturally, she posed with bags like a porn chick would pose for the camera before her scenes so that the porn production company has material to use in the marketing of the porno or for the DVD case, not that they do that kind of thing anymore.

I mean, it’s really the only way to sell bags as far as I’m concerned.

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Sabrina Carpenter is Taylor Swift’s opening act, so that probably means she went through a Taylor Swift initiation which may or may not have involved killing a goat and sucking the blood out of it. I don’t really understand how this Satanic witch craft thing works, but I figure if they all believe in it, or like to promote the dark forces it must be real!

She’s also some child star, created within the industry, maybe in the cloning labs under Disneyland, or maybe just abducted by her family and mind controlled…

I just don’t believe random people just happen to get famous, it’s too many factors involved, too much investment, too much liability and possible risk…it has to be calculated to win and the only want to guarantee it will work is if the talent you use is basically your slave.

She is posing in bed seductively, it’s kind of the way content is produced now, if you’re not simulating sex, or foreplay or trying to seduce people in your underwear, you don’t really matter.

It’s like the average dude, you and me, are the casting couch coaches they strip down for in seeking validation and work….

Nice to be included to the party…

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I am always suspicious of celebrities that the system collectively rallies behind, because it seems like it’s all part of a calculated plan run by a small group of people, who decide who they want to be the leaders or tastemakers of tomorrow.

It may be some sort of conspiracy theory, but this girl is opening for Taylor Swift, no marketing Kim Kardashian clothing, which are two of the biggest indicators of the conspiracy existing, since neither should be where they are but are where they are because someone had to have positioned them there.

Taylor Swift is average at everything, yet brain washed multiple generations to buy into her….Kim Kardashian is just that sex tape pig that unlike other sex tape pigs, became a billionaire….they don’t make any real sense…

So looking at Sabrina Carpenter’s life, you’ll see that the official story is she was home schooled (made in a cloning lab), released on Youtube at 10 years old (seems inappropriate for a 10 year old to be uploading to the internet, where were these parents who were homeschooling her, in a don’t mingle with the public school system, but let creeps watch your dance videos)…bullshit…

But when they strip down I don’t really care about the back story, the authenticity in this fake and contrived world, whether it’s part of the social collapse, or even if it profits Kim Kardashina…

I just care that they are stripped down, turning all that bullshit into the good kind of bullshit, because we can see famous blonde bitches in sexy, probably cheaply made underwear….

I am old as shit, so any young blonde in her underwear speaks to my soul….I’m easy to please…

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I guess most women look like porn chicks. They pretend that they are involved in some new and innovative style category, like the recently viral “Mob Wife” look that people jumped on because they are all hive mind loses.

The reality is that no matter how you dress a bitch looks like a porn chick, maybe because anyone is a porn chick if you jerk off to her tits, but probably because mainstream girls thought dudes jerking off to porn chicks, meant that dudes wanted mainstream girls to be porn chicks, when really they just wanted them to be porn chicks in the privacy of their bedroom with them, not so publicly facing…

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter with her tits out, is on tour with Taylor Swift, who I guess controls this girl and has her under her weird spell a their coven, and that’s all I have to say about that.

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I guess I should do a post today…

I don’t know if this is really worth it…

Her name is Sabrina Carpenter, she’s an industry created entity now opening for Taylor Swift….so you know she’s a big deal…..at least in the eyes of the money grubbers at the top of the food chain.

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Sabrina Carpenter is some popstar, child star created by Disney and has a hugely followed instagram account with tits she’s showing off in a bra.

She is currently having sex with Barry Keoghan, who recently sold his soul to the devil with the hit moving SALTBURN, but the Irish leprechaun has been around for a while thanks to being in Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk and Yorgo Lanthimos’ Killing of a Sacred Deer and the Banshees of Inisherin which he won a BAFTA for and he’s been nominated for a Golden Globe at least twice….so I guess he sold his soul a while ago….

Now he gets to plunge his cock, which he showed off in Saltburn between weirdly gay scenes, into Sabrina Carpenter who I assume the leaders of Hollywood have gifted him with for a job well done.

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We may have no idea who Sabrina Carpenter is, but she’s famous, with millions of followers, so she’s some kind of important…making her self promotion of making what looks like Christmas cookies with some dude with his ironic mullet that we see people wear, while wearing a pair of bloomers like an old-timey prostitute that they may have dug up and cloned as her source code at the Disney cloning lab, you know one of Walt’s favorites from the early 1900s when he was coming up….you know, where they keep her rotting old timey prostitute corpse in a vault under Frontierland at Disney Land….and her half her ass hangs out of it which is the point.

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Here’s a couple of really exciting pics of Sabrina Carpenter, some child star with 30 million followers so you know she’s important, on stage performing her new single or her new album, because that’s what these people do when they try to get into the minds of the simple consumer they’ve already manipulated so hard that they have 30 million of them waiting to like or comment on their social media posts….

They are exciting because she’s on stage in the panties, showing off her ass in panties, like some kind of stripper during her romantic song, even though she’s a mainstream popstar who probably should keep her underwear where it belongs…hidden….since she doesn’t need to show her underwear or even her ass no underwear to get noticed…yet she does it anyway…..

The only sadness this brings is that if you’re going to be so aggressive with the underwear, why not give us a wet spot to drive the point home…otherwise it’s a waste……SHOW US MORE WASTE otherwise it’s a WASTE…Gross.

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I may be clueless about who Sabrina Carpenter is, but I am well aware that her costume is Clueless because it was every girl’s dream to be Alicia Silverstone and her bells palsy face back in the 90s, which in this current 90s revival, is happening again. Girls would watch that shit on repeat, I’m talking LATE FEES ON LATE FEES at the video store over it. Sabrina Carpenter even hired a black friend as an accessory to her costume, like Heidi Klum’s Cirque du Soleil tail.

Thanks to that rich girls are awesome programming, we’ve got at least two subsequent generation of money grubbing prostitutes wanting that Sugar baby life, so that they can be like the Clueless bitch in their real life too, since they weren’t born into it.

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter is some kind of famous girl who performs or makes dance videos and tours them, maybe she also acts since that doesn’t require any real talent. I assume she was a child start the industry bred and is still milking, you know a professional who only knows this life, and she apparently dropped a video where she’s in costume, showing her body, being hot, and that’s all I really need out of the whole experience.

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