We may have no idea who Sabrina Carpenter is, but she’s famous, with millions of followers, so she’s some kind of important…making her self promotion of making what looks like Christmas cookies with some dude with his ironic mullet that we see people wear, while wearing a pair of bloomers like an old-timey prostitute that they may have dug up and cloned as her source code at the Disney cloning lab, you know one of Walt’s favorites from the early 1900s when he was coming up….you know, where they keep her rotting old timey prostitute corpse in a vault under Frontierland at Disney Land….and her half her ass hangs out of it which is the point.

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