Sabrina Carpenter is some popstar, child star created by Disney and has a hugely followed instagram account with tits she’s showing off in a bra.

She is currently having sex with Barry Keoghan, who recently sold his soul to the devil with the hit moving SALTBURN, but the Irish leprechaun has been around for a while thanks to being in Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk and Yorgo Lanthimos’ Killing of a Sacred Deer and the Banshees of Inisherin which he won a BAFTA for and he’s been nominated for a Golden Globe at least twice….so I guess he sold his soul a while ago….

Now he gets to plunge his cock, which he showed off in Saltburn between weirdly gay scenes, into Sabrina Carpenter who I assume the leaders of Hollywood have gifted him with for a job well done.

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