I guess most women look like porn chicks. They pretend that they are involved in some new and innovative style category, like the recently viral “Mob Wife” look that people jumped on because they are all hive mind loses.

The reality is that no matter how you dress a bitch looks like a porn chick, maybe because anyone is a porn chick if you jerk off to her tits, but probably because mainstream girls thought dudes jerking off to porn chicks, meant that dudes wanted mainstream girls to be porn chicks, when really they just wanted them to be porn chicks in the privacy of their bedroom with them, not so publicly facing…

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter with her tits out, is on tour with Taylor Swift, who I guess controls this girl and has her under her weird spell a their coven, and that’s all I have to say about that.

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