Millie Bobby Brown is the Stranger Things girl. She was cast on the hit show when she was a tween, which targeted a bunch of stunted nerdy grown men to get excited and fall in love with her like she was Emma Watson in Harry Potter, only for her to eventually turn 18, and for them to all collectively pull their dicks out and jerk off to the first pic posted of her as a legal chick, because not all creeps are that perverted and some of these weird crushes on child stars stem from being stunted and finding some emotional attachment to the girl that they’d never disrespect, but that they would jerk off to at 18.

Not that I know anything about these weirdos, I’m just making assumptions from the adult nerds I know who play dress up and watch cartoons as adults. They are creepy, but not predators.

Anyway, in very important news, she’s got nipples.

She’s not one of those double mastectomy girls, or inverted nipple girls, and that’s probably SUPER exciting for you SUPER MAN loving freaks.

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