Millie Bobby Brown is Better than Bobby Brown’s mill, which we assume he would grind his crack up in like it was pepper, which is probably better than Millie Bobby Brown, because crack is one of those things people who do crack REALLY fucking love, so it can’t be that bad. I mean they’ll rob, kill, steal, prostitute themselves for that shit.

Millie Bobby Brown is as alive but probably more vibrant than the actual Bobby Brown, thanks to her youth and being on a hit TV show that I’ve never really seen, but that millions of people have seen and are psycho fans of.

She’s clearly taking on the social media influencer who sells products to her audience pretty seriously, because she is posting hard nipple pyjama selfies, which you know go directly to the hearts and balls of those nerd fans that think she’s a dream girl, I’m not talking about Bon Jovi’s son who is engaged to her, I’m talking about the weirdo Stranger Things fans she’s catering to.

When you see a slutty selfie, even in the form of basic pyjamas, not thonged, mesh or sheer lingerie and there is visible hard nipple going on, you know this is clickbaitin for your masturbating….it’s a hustle….and probably better that she does it than if she didn’t.

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Millie Bobby Brown is the Stranger Things girl. She was cast on the hit show when she was a tween, which targeted a bunch of stunted nerdy grown men to get excited and fall in love with her like she was Emma Watson in Harry Potter, only for her to eventually turn 18, and for them to all collectively pull their dicks out and jerk off to the first pic posted of her as a legal chick, because not all creeps are that perverted and some of these weird crushes on child stars stem from being stunted and finding some emotional attachment to the girl that they’d never disrespect, but that they would jerk off to at 18.

Not that I know anything about these weirdos, I’m just making assumptions from the adult nerds I know who play dress up and watch cartoons as adults. They are creepy, but not predators.

Anyway, in very important news, she’s got nipples.

She’s not one of those double mastectomy girls, or inverted nipple girls, and that’s probably SUPER exciting for you SUPER MAN loving freaks.

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Millie Bobby Brown is one of those celebrities who was sexualized by a group of dudes when she was too young to be sexualized, thanks to her parents putting her on some hit show, that they may not have thought was going to be a hit show, but the hive mind of retards ate that shit up…and when that happens, pervert dudes target the chicks on the show and anticipate their turning 18….

I haven’t watched the show, but I know who Millie Bobby Brown is, and in this sparkly dress and pantyhose, now old enough to be sexualized, she’s playing Patty Cake with some creepy old pervert and it makes me feel uncomfortable…

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Millie Bobby Brown’s core fan base is going to be so fucking mad, she just turned 20 and she’s celebrating with her tits out.

They won’t be mad because the tits are out, that will give them something to feel conflicted over….

They’ll be mad because she’s 20 years old now, almost allowed to buy booze…and that is the opposite reason of why those stunted weirdos fell in love with her like the creeper fucks that they are….

I never trust a dude who is a fan of a child star….whether it’s a Disney kid….a Stranger Things Kid….Emma Watson….you’re fucking weird…

However, finding them worth looking at once they’ve hit 20 and are sexualizing themselves like Miley did, hopping on for that part of their career…SOLID…

So to the old Millie fans, enjoy mourning that loss of her being a teen…to the perverts like me who like grown up weathered bitches…here’s to a decade of whorin’ them tits..

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Millie Bobby Brown is the stange thing in Stranger Things, that’s become an even Stranger Thing, because perverts like you sexualize her thanks to watcher her on the show, where she was a child….

The whole watching her grow up, making her feel familiar to you, is very Woody Allen of you, but the good news is that your predator ass is limited to thoughts in your head and you haven’t broken any laws….

She’s an adult now and in being an adult she does direct to consumer bullshit, where she knows the money comes from the retard fans, like you, who know who she is from being a hit show…

“Look ma, it’s that girl from that show there”…

And who buy what she’s selling, because you’re a retard or a pervert that thinks supporting her bullshit products increases your chance of one day fucking her up the ass, like the dudes who talk to CHAT BOTS on OnlyFans thinking it’s the actual Creator who is laying out at a hotel somewhere NOT chatting with you idiots.

I’m ashamed of you….

But her ass is eating her shorts, worth looking at if you’re not an actual Millie Bobby Brown fan….but remain more of a Bobby Brown fan because he helped kill Whitney.

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Millie Bobby Brown is the girl from the Stranger Things show. A child actress who won the heart over nerd perverts who are stunted, autistic and don’t realize they’re not adults yet because they are stunted…

Naturally, she’s pushing products on her audience because you can’t be a bullshit actor, without being a bullshit marketer, selling bullshit to bullshit people with credit cards, because people fucking love buying bullshit off the internet when it has celebrity faces attached to it…

Anyway, Stranger Things is popular, so Millie Bobby Brown is too….so maybe posting her will make ME popular.

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My middle is not Millie Bobby Brown, but it could be if I wanted it to be because that’s my prerogative. The world is my fucking oyster and if I want something bad enough I could theoretically make it happen, no feat too challenging for me….i mean other than overcoming my extreme laziness and inability to follow through…

That said, Millie Bobby Brown’s middle name being Bobby Brown freaks me the fuck out, because there’s hardly anything Bobby Brown about her. That’s her prerogative, or at least from her handlers when deciding how to brand her before releasing her to the world through some stupid overly popular show on some demonic streaming platform…..

She now sells products direct to consumers because apparently people are so brainwashed and dialled into the matrix that they buy shit they don’t need if celebs they don’t even care about tell them to….

This is some outtakes from a shoot featuring her cooter hugging shorts back in December…since she’s clickbait to pathetic losers of the world, and my AUDIENCE is pathetic losers of the world, because they see me as someone MORE pathetic than them…I know you think you’re better than me, you’re like “at least I’m not that fucking drunkenstepfather”…..so you give me handouts like an only fans girl…it’s all part of my strategy that I’m failing at….which is also MY PREROGATIVE…

Why the fuck is her name Bobby Brown? What’s Whitney Houston think about all this?

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It’s the generation, so I don’t shame a girl for posting self produced bikini content to her feed as straight up clickbait, even when she’s got millions of followers and is super famous, she can’t help but been a view sucking clickbaiter. It’s just the way things are.

We can assume that her team of managers want her getting as many views as possible to push her products and to keep her relevance high so that she gets big pay days after the final Stranger Things series and bikinis are the way to do it.

It’s funny that even at the highest level of high paid celebrity, the strategy falls to the mental level of a retard like me, with a “put her in a bikini, that will keep things moving in the right direction”….it’s like some of these people have gone to law school, business school, have MBAs and have climbed the ladder at these power agencies for 20 years after starting in the mail room and all they got is “put her in a bikini”….funny how simple we all are.

Now, I didn’t watch Stranger Things, but I’ll look at their OF-AGE, marrying Bon Jovi’s son, starlet show off her ass….why the fuck not…

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Millie Bobby Brown who is not related to Bobby Brown, has 63 milion followers thanks to being on the Stranger Things series that I refused to watch because I am always suspicious of overly successful, celebrated, and viral things. I know the average person is a mindless, retard follower, so if they start cycling the same catch phrases or recommendations, I assume the algorithm’s managed to penetrate their minds.

I may miss out on great things like all the Comic Book Movies, the Kardashians, Game of Thrones, and really anything hyped….making me an outsider rather than someone who can capitalize on the retardation of these viral things….but I’m ok with that, it’s my inner “runaway to the woods off grid” spirit.

So the fans are Stranger Things fans, they were into her as a shaved head child and now they are jerking off to her bikini pics she’s producing shamelessly for attention because she’s into her young bikini bod, or because she wants her fans jerking off to her young bikini bod, and I guess it all works out nicely for her ego, to feel sexy all while manipulating the social media so that people buy her bullshit direct to consumer products since she’s more than an actor, but also a BRAND….that’s how you make billions as an ACTOR you see.

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