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2024

30

May

Millie Bobby Brown Behind the Scenes Tits of the Day

Since I didn’t watch Stranger Things, while the rest of the world watched Stranger Things, and thought that Stranger Things was the most important addition to TV history….

I have no problem staring at Millie Bobby Brown’s big tits in a tight shirt behind the scenes at one of her photoshoots for her direct to consumer brand she runs on social media because she’s got a lot of fans and it’s an easy cash grab.

I am sure the people who watched Stranger Things don’t mind staring at her big tits behind the scenes of a photoshoot either, but they are a little creepier when they do it because they watched her and loved her on TV when she was 12….

I know she’s involved in some Drake messaging her as a kid story, like he used to call her on his cell phone or some shit, but maybe he was just laying the groundwork for these tits….some call it creepy, others call it planning.

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2024

10

May

Millie Bobby Brown in a Tight Shirt of the Day

I’ve been seeing a lot of Millie Bobby Brown news circulating through Memes, because apparently Kendrick Lamar released a dis track about Drake, calling him out for liking them young, because he’s potentially on some Epstein flight logs, or because he sent DMs to Millie Bobby Brown when she was 12, a story I don’t remember hearing, but thanks to the Memes, I know all about….with all the journalistic integrity you’d expect from a Meme….

Anyway, she does have a creepy fan base of people who fell for her when she was 12, not just Drake, but normal dudes with their stunted brains still thinking they are in High School, but I assume those dudes aren’t into her tight shirt because she’s grown out of their scope…

I didn’t watch Stranger Things, so I can look at her tits as if they are just any old celebrity tits, not some celebrity I saw grow up before my eyes, waiting for the tits to grow out tits…and that’s a good thing.

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2024

14

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown is Clickbaitin’ with the Mirror Selfie of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is Better than Bobby Brown’s mill, which we assume he would grind his crack up in like it was pepper, which is probably better than Millie Bobby Brown, because crack is one of those things people who do crack REALLY fucking love, so it can’t be that bad. I mean they’ll rob, kill, steal, prostitute themselves for that shit.

Millie Bobby Brown is as alive but probably more vibrant than the actual Bobby Brown, thanks to her youth and being on a hit TV show that I’ve never really seen, but that millions of people have seen and are psycho fans of.

She’s clearly taking on the social media influencer who sells products to her audience pretty seriously, because she is posting hard nipple pyjama selfies, which you know go directly to the hearts and balls of those nerd fans that think she’s a dream girl, I’m not talking about Bon Jovi’s son who is engaged to her, I’m talking about the weirdo Stranger Things fans she’s catering to.

When you see a slutty selfie, even in the form of basic pyjamas, not thonged, mesh or sheer lingerie and there is visible hard nipple going on, you know this is clickbaitin for your masturbating….it’s a hustle….and probably better that she does it than if she didn’t.

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2024

08

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown has Nipples of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is the Stranger Things girl. She was cast on the hit show when she was a tween, which targeted a bunch of stunted nerdy grown men to get excited and fall in love with her like she was Emma Watson in Harry Potter, only for her to eventually turn 18, and for them to all collectively pull their dicks out and jerk off to the first pic posted of her as a legal chick, because not all creeps are that perverted and some of these weird crushes on child stars stem from being stunted and finding some emotional attachment to the girl that they’d never disrespect, but that they would jerk off to at 18.

Not that I know anything about these weirdos, I’m just making assumptions from the adult nerds I know who play dress up and watch cartoons as adults. They are creepy, but not predators.

Anyway, in very important news, she’s got nipples.

She’s not one of those double mastectomy girls, or inverted nipple girls, and that’s probably SUPER exciting for you SUPER MAN loving freaks.

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2024

01

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown Playing Patty Cake with Some Pervert of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is one of those celebrities who was sexualized by a group of dudes when she was too young to be sexualized, thanks to her parents putting her on some hit show, that they may not have thought was going to be a hit show, but the hive mind of retards ate that shit up…and when that happens, pervert dudes target the chicks on the show and anticipate their turning 18….

I haven’t watched the show, but I know who Millie Bobby Brown is, and in this sparkly dress and pantyhose, now old enough to be sexualized, she’s playing Patty Cake with some creepy old pervert and it makes me feel uncomfortable…

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2024

21

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown Cake Farts of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown’s core fan base is going to be so fucking mad, she just turned 20 and she’s celebrating with her tits out.

They won’t be mad because the tits are out, that will give them something to feel conflicted over….

They’ll be mad because she’s 20 years old now, almost allowed to buy booze…and that is the opposite reason of why those stunted weirdos fell in love with her like the creeper fucks that they are….

I never trust a dude who is a fan of a child star….whether it’s a Disney kid….a Stranger Things Kid….Emma Watson….you’re fucking weird…

However, finding them worth looking at once they’ve hit 20 and are sexualizing themselves like Miley did, hopping on for that part of their career…SOLID…

So to the old Millie fans, enjoy mourning that loss of her being a teen…to the perverts like me who like grown up weathered bitches…here’s to a decade of whorin’ them tits..

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2024

16

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown’s Ass Eats her Shorts of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is the stange thing in Stranger Things, that’s become an even Stranger Thing, because perverts like you sexualize her thanks to watcher her on the show, where she was a child….

The whole watching her grow up, making her feel familiar to you, is very Woody Allen of you, but the good news is that your predator ass is limited to thoughts in your head and you haven’t broken any laws….

She’s an adult now and in being an adult she does direct to consumer bullshit, where she knows the money comes from the retard fans, like you, who know who she is from being a hit show…

“Look ma, it’s that girl from that show there”…

And who buy what she’s selling, because you’re a retard or a pervert that thinks supporting her bullshit products increases your chance of one day fucking her up the ass, like the dudes who talk to CHAT BOTS on OnlyFans thinking it’s the actual Creator who is laying out at a hotel somewhere NOT chatting with you idiots.

I’m ashamed of you….

But her ass is eating her shorts, worth looking at if you’re not an actual Millie Bobby Brown fan….but remain more of a Bobby Brown fan because he helped kill Whitney.

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2024

14

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown’s Modeling Bullshit of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is the girl from the Stranger Things show. A child actress who won the heart over nerd perverts who are stunted, autistic and don’t realize they’re not adults yet because they are stunted…

Naturally, she’s pushing products on her audience because you can’t be a bullshit actor, without being a bullshit marketer, selling bullshit to bullshit people with credit cards, because people fucking love buying bullshit off the internet when it has celebrity faces attached to it…

Anyway, Stranger Things is popular, so Millie Bobby Brown is too….so maybe posting her will make ME popular.

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2024

25

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown in a Diversity Hire Sandwich of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is the ridiculously famous actress from Stranger Things. Her team are smart enough to know that the people of the internet love buying branded products endorsed by celebrity influencers, so they’ve managed to launch a catch-all brand that sells a bit of everything, from clothing to coffee to basically anything and everything people buy online and I am sure it’s hugely lucrative for her….like it is for all influencers who have their own brands.

She’s recently launched COMFY clothes and put out a video of her models in their comfy clothes, including her in a bikini top with her tits spilling out, which I’ve seen stranger things in a marketing campaign, but they’re still pretty strange….

Obviously to stay woke and current she had a bunch of diversity in her shoot, which means hardly enough hot chicks, surprisingly not that many fat chicks, amputees, retards, downs syndrome, wheelchair bound, albino folks…but she’s got a few shades of brown making a MILLIE BOBBY BROWN sandwich…

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2024

19

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown in Cooter Huggers of the Day

My middle is not Millie Bobby Brown, but it could be if I wanted it to be because that’s my prerogative. The world is my fucking oyster and if I want something bad enough I could theoretically make it happen, no feat too challenging for me….i mean other than overcoming my extreme laziness and inability to follow through…

That said, Millie Bobby Brown’s middle name being Bobby Brown freaks me the fuck out, because there’s hardly anything Bobby Brown about her. That’s her prerogative, or at least from her handlers when deciding how to brand her before releasing her to the world through some stupid overly popular show on some demonic streaming platform…..

She now sells products direct to consumers because apparently people are so brainwashed and dialled into the matrix that they buy shit they don’t need if celebs they don’t even care about tell them to….

This is some outtakes from a shoot featuring her cooter hugging shorts back in December…since she’s clickbait to pathetic losers of the world, and my AUDIENCE is pathetic losers of the world, because they see me as someone MORE pathetic than them…I know you think you’re better than me, you’re like “at least I’m not that fucking drunkenstepfather”…..so you give me handouts like an only fans girl…it’s all part of my strategy that I’m failing at….which is also MY PREROGATIVE…

Why the fuck is her name Bobby Brown? What’s Whitney Houston think about all this?

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