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2024

10

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown’s Shameless Bikini Body of the Day

It’s the generation, so I don’t shame a girl for posting self produced bikini content to her feed as straight up clickbait, even when she’s got millions of followers and is super famous, she can’t help but been a view sucking clickbaiter. It’s just the way things are.

We can assume that her team of managers want her getting as many views as possible to push her products and to keep her relevance high so that she gets big pay days after the final Stranger Things series and bikinis are the way to do it.

It’s funny that even at the highest level of high paid celebrity, the strategy falls to the mental level of a retard like me, with a “put her in a bikini, that will keep things moving in the right direction”….it’s like some of these people have gone to law school, business school, have MBAs and have climbed the ladder at these power agencies for 20 years after starting in the mail room and all they got is “put her in a bikini”….funny how simple we all are.

Now, I didn’t watch Stranger Things, but I’ll look at their OF-AGE, marrying Bon Jovi’s son, starlet show off her ass….why the fuck not…

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2023

28

Dec

Millie Bobby Brown Does Shameless Bikini Content of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown who is not related to Bobby Brown, has 63 milion followers thanks to being on the Stranger Things series that I refused to watch because I am always suspicious of overly successful, celebrated, and viral things. I know the average person is a mindless, retard follower, so if they start cycling the same catch phrases or recommendations, I assume the algorithm’s managed to penetrate their minds.

I may miss out on great things like all the Comic Book Movies, the Kardashians, Game of Thrones, and really anything hyped….making me an outsider rather than someone who can capitalize on the retardation of these viral things….but I’m ok with that, it’s my inner “runaway to the woods off grid” spirit.

So the fans are Stranger Things fans, they were into her as a shaved head child and now they are jerking off to her bikini pics she’s producing shamelessly for attention because she’s into her young bikini bod, or because she wants her fans jerking off to her young bikini bod, and I guess it all works out nicely for her ego, to feel sexy all while manipulating the social media so that people buy her bullshit direct to consumer products since she’s more than an actor, but also a BRAND….that’s how you make billions as an ACTOR you see.

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2023

20

Dec

Millie Bobby Brown’s Nipples Make Hot Chocolate of the Day

I am one of those assholes they complain about who judge women based on their looks, because I’m not in a position to bother learning enough about them to judge them based on their intelligence, personality, accomplishments, sense of humor…seems like a lot of work for a motherfucker looking at celebrities who make a living being front facing puppets, shapeshifting their way through different characters at various levels of believable, or at various levels of just playing themselves with a cheap fucking accent or prop to convince us it’s not them playing themselves….

So yeah, I judge celebrities based on their dog faces, their shitty tits, their gunts, their boxy bodies, their saggy arms…..and all celebrities seem to not really care as they still try to sell themselves or their direct to consumer merchandise to us.

Millie Bobby Brown is braless, making Hot Chocolate that is part of her direct to consumer brand she pushes, her tits are pretty trash, her face pretty ugly and to someone who isn’t a Stranger Things viewer or a pervert into teens on TV that are no longer teens but still on TV, she’s pretty fucking trash….definitely not worth what they are paying her to be in movies or on TV…send her to the COMMUNITY theater where she belongs with the other gross losers with a dream of being thespians..

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2023

15

Nov

Millie Bobby Brown Being Sexy of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown Being Sexy of the Day

I was one of the few people I know who didn’t watch Stranger Things….

SO I didn’t see Millie Bobby Brown as a child…

SO I wasn’t one of the people who was anticipating her 18th birthday because they are weird, socially awkward fan boy fucks that don’t get pussy but find their happiness through the celebrities they are fed….

Which means, I can look at her sexing herself up for the camera with a clear conscious, but not sure we can say the same about you bro…

The child star turned 18, turned sexualizing herself as she sexes it up for the camera as she sells her products, is about as basic as it gets..because it works on nerds like you.

Here she is pushing her bullshit products…

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2023

17

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown Bikini Top of the Day

I did not watch Stranger Things, that shit was fucking fake and gay and the fact that the world embraced it as hard as they did, you know harder than any woman’s ever embraced my cock, even angrily, you know harder than they embrace a Taylor Swift concert tour, an experimental VACCINE (Had to throw that in), other HIVE mind shit that you look at and say, “God, people are really followers and have no opinion of their own now do they”…..

So I didn’t get the whole Mille Bobby Brown appeal, but seeing as she was like 10 years old when the show came out, the fact that her 18th birthday was a celebration to dudes everywhere, was a little disturbing, especially in these times….

It wasn’t like she was going to jump into porn the next day, or show her tits and asshole, and it’s a little weird to have crushes on characters from TV you’ve watched from 12 years old….but AT least some of you waited until she turned 18 to get it done….

Anyway, she’s likely in her 20s by now, she marrying Bon Jovi’s kid, which we hope doesn’t include Bon Jovi singing at her wedding, since Bon Jovi fucking sucks, and she’s been rocking bikinis on the regular, with tits out, bigger than you’d expect, since the last time a non-stranger things person saw her, she was 12….

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2023

26

Apr

Millie Bobby Brown Bikini of the Day

I didn’t watch Stranger Things, I don’t believe in over-hyped nerd shit that manipulates normies into watching nerd shit, when really nerd shit should be kept in mom basements, next to the jars of cum they are saving up…..

So staring at Millie Bon Jovi’s tits is hardly perverted….

I can’t say the same for the rest of you, who did watch her grow up, like the neighbor’s kid next door you used to babysit, eagerly waiting until they turn 18 so you can pounce, knowing they are the only girl who is nice to you, because they’ve known you so long…FREAK.

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2023

03

Apr

Millie Bobby Brown Lingerie of the Day

I’ve seen Stranger Things…

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2023

15

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown Titty Grab of the Day

I may have watched part of the first season of Stranger Things, where Millie Bobbie Brown played some 12 year old with a shaved head running away from some genetic lab or some shit, I really don’t remember anything from that gayness, but when I saw how popular it got with some of the worst people around, I know that it was not for me….

I also knew, since nerd are weirdo creeps, that like Emma Watson in Harry Potter, they’d all fall in love with the actress, despite being 12, like a creepy neighbor or babysitter, waiting for that 18th birthday to make it sexual.

I am not saying all the dudes were sexualizing her with their “can’t wait until the 12 year old turns 18” weirdness, but I am sure a few too many were….probably more and more as she approached the magical “I can start an OnlyFans” date…..

Since I didn’t watch the show and don’t pay attention to anything about the show, I didn’t really see the creepy sexualization of the girl…I didn’t even see her grow her hair out….I just only recently started seeing her pop up, probably whining about being sexualized from a young age because the world of entertaining is for perverts by perverts…

Anyways, she’s ” I can have an Only Fans” age now, I think she is dating Bon Jon Jovi’s son, and in this picture, she’s doing a handbra over her dress, because she’s a versatile young actress, raised in the industry and when told “be a bra’ she delivers….

I figure girls grabbing their own tits, is one step away from girls sucking their own tits, and since she’s an adult now, you have permission to sexualize her you Stranger things watching fuck…

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2022

11

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

A Milly….A Milly…..She’s 18 or older now an I don’t watch Stranger Things, so this is not on of those Emma Watson situations, where a bunch of Harry Potter nerds fully fell in love with her and couldn’t wait until she turned 18 so that they could finally profess their love in a legal way by jerking off to her…..

Because I knew her as a creepy shaved head kid actor on a show I had no interest in and that’s the extent of that…..

So when she turns 18, after being sexualized by OTHER losers since she got her start in the nerd world, I can saw I only sexualized her when she was 18 and even then, I barely sexualized her, because I don’t find her all that hot at all, but when you’re a top star, you don’t need to be hot, the media just propagandizes that you are hot, and the normie NPC mindless retards who need to be told what to think SUBSCRIBE….

I do think that if she’s famous and half naked, I have to get in on that action, since it’s kinda the point of the site…

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2022

23

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown Turns 18 of the Day

I guess it was MILLIE BOBBY BROWN’s 18th birthday the other day, maybe yesterday, so it’s only natural that she’s gotta pull the tits you didn’t know she had because you assumed she was still 12 years old because like me, you gave up on Stranger Things after the first few episodes of Season 1 because of that fat toothless kid, who I guess is also 18 now…

I did see a bunch of stories in the media yesterday shaming dudes for doing countdowns to her 18th birthday, which I guess is pretty weird as a concept, but it happens amongst men, they are a weird hormonally and saying “can’t wait til she is 18″…is far less creepier than it sounds….definitely less creepy than the dudes who run Hollywood and other big businesses who don’t bother waiting until they turn 18…right.

I also think it was the MEDIA, in marketing the show, that positioned her as being some hot girl in training wheels, because if they packaged her as a kid, they wouldn’t have dudes thinking “I can’t wait until she turns 18″….

It’s really the industry that led to the people following along, so blame the media, the entertainment industry for sexualizing children and planting their evil debaucherous thoughts onto the everyday man….

The reality of it is that other teens before her, from Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Bella Thorne, Britney Spears, X-Tina…..I can keep going on and on….started sexualizing themselves for the media at 16….it got to the point of obvious when months shy of their 17th birthday they’d start being “sexy” in their content, or photoshoots, to monetize off the group of dudes into the whole jail-bait….still illegal to have sex with…but on her 18th birthday they’ll throwdown because I’m a good person who follows the book of the law…I mean…if anything they are good perverts respecting the law as they wait….

They just make big deals about everything, these internet whiners….

The point is, she’s 18, has tits out because she knows how she’s been marketed, and like that MADDIE ZEIGLER girl, we can assume nude roles, sleazy shoots and maybe even an ONLYFANS will follow..

From someone who hasn’t paid any attention to her in her years of being famous (ME), she’s far less hot than you’d expect after hearing all that hype….talk about overhype, under delivering…

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