Sabrina Carpenter is not an actual carpenter, but if she was, you’d probably let her build you a book shelf out of your wood….not that anyone reads, but I figure bookshelves are some easy level carpentry skills and since WOOD is a double entendre for COCK, the terrible jokes no one read just write themselves..

She is a child star, trying to be relevant in this era of porn chicks dominating, so like a porn chick she goes pantsless, just not spread and filled, but still something barely exciting, attempting to be high class, otherwise it’s too lowbrow and the brands will treat her like an OnlyFans chick, when she thinks she’s so much more than that, I guess.

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