The creepiest thing about Joey King is that JustJared dresses her.

I guess the rich as shit blogger from JustJared.com, which was a Perez type site back in the early blog days that took a different strategy than drawing cum shots on celebs, but instead sucking up to them and becoming their friend, is allowed to have a second career outside of updating bullshit celebrity paparazzi pics….I should probably take his lead and live out my dream of being a Walmart Greeter…it’s pretty much the only thing I am qualified for, besides maybe working as a back alley bikini waxer which I am not qualified for, but I’d do that for the boners.

Plus JustJared is a gay, so it makes his dressing a decent sized titty celebrity like Joey King less creepy, unless the gay thing was just a marketing angle to get where he needed to go and really he’s a weird titty obsessed pervert who dresses his celebrity dolls with their big tits out, the way he likes it.

Maybe the best thing about Joey King is that JustJared shows off her tits…and I’ve been looking at this whole union wrong.

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So, I have JustJared – Jared Eng on Facebook and along with doing the celebrity bullshit as long as I have been doing it, only in a way that made him rich as shit and friends with celebrities who give him sideline projects and access to their world that he was a super fan of…..

He currently does work as a stylist, possibly because he’s gay and gay people like clothing, or because he’s asian and asians like clothing manufacturing at their factories, I don’t have the answers.

I just know that he dresses Joey King, who has hot tits, and in his recent outfit he dressed her like a some Harry Potter school girl you’d find in your hentai anime, a little perverted for someone who isn’t into fucking girls, a little perverted for people into fucking girls, and here it is….

Whether this business casual / school girl shit is hot or not is questionable, it’s not really my thing but it could be your thing, so celebrate Just Jared’s continued success where he has probably seen Joey King’s tits and asshole while dressing her.

Some people get all the fun…

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I don’t know if Joey King is all that hot, but she matters in the world of celebrity and entertainment because she is an actor in legitimate moves or tv series that people watch, including but not limited to the Gypsy Rose Blanchard show people are probably rewatching thanks to that toothless freak being released from prison back in December.

She’s a child star turned more serious star and she’s got tits.

In these pictures, she’s at what looks like the ALO YOGA gym, where they cycle celebs and influencers to post content for them, likely for money and it’s all so exciting, nice and transactional….the way I like my content, branded and paid for with tit.

She’s looking fit, that’s a good thing in this fat world, so Joey King, not the hottest, but hot enough body and since I reduce everyone to their fuckability scale isn’t top of the charts….even though I’d fuck a pile of rotting cabbage in your granny’s compost pile, meaning a 0.5 on the FUckability scale is still something I’d fuck…..

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Joey King’s tits underwater, trying to float, is what you’re looking at here.

It’s safe to say that I am pretty out of touch when it comes to pretty much everything. I’m a boomer and that’s what boomers do.

I don’t produce Gen Z fast content for the ADHD autistic in the noise cancelling headphones, so I don’t do selfie dancing in a strobe light to robotic music that could cause a seizure while making me a sensation, on some Japanese Gameshow level of dystopia….

I don’t know what is popular in culture, besides seeing what the hive mind have signed up to as the people producing the things the hive mind buy get richer and richer and the people who are plugged into the hive mind all look the fucking same…

So I don’t really care who Joey King is, I don’t care if she’s not all that hot by my traditional standards of hot, she’s got tits and a pussy, which is more than we can say for many girls, so that makes her good enough.

She got married recently, brought her tits on a honeymoon where we’ll assume she got cummed in cuz it’s BREEDING time, why else would she get married, maybe to give her husband a Green Card and a taste of the American dream, since she’s rich….

I’m into fucking other people’s wives, it’s less of a challenge than you’d think, so she’s hotter as a wife than she was a child star who grew some tits to go with that pound puppy face on a short pudgy body…HOT enough for an out of touch boomer like me…

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I may be a terrible pop culture blogger, but the fuck gives a shit about pop culture in this “me generation” where you are the main character….not to mention, who the fuck cares about blogs in this generation of social media. I mean this is some dinosaur shit, and really, even when it was a fresh concept in 2004 when I started this bullshit, I was only doing it because I didn’t care about pop culture, celebrity gossip, but figured there was a lot of content around celebs to talk shit on as someone who doesn’t care about celebs.

It was the opposite of following your passion, it was more, immerse yourself in shit you don’t care about, maybe even hate, because it’s mainstream garbage.

So with that being said, I didn’t know Joey King got married weeks ago, I thought she was already married and really, barely even know who Joey King is….

Thanks to JustJared, celebrity blogger to the stars, who is now a fashion stylist who styled her wedding, showcasing her tits which is how you’d want to style Joey King, even though I thought he was a gay, but I guess gays can like big tits too….

So yeah, he posted it on his FB where I guess I am friends with him, not by his doing, which I am sure he isn’t aware of, because I’d likely be blocked for stealing his pictures of Joey King’s tits in a wedding dress for the wedding fetishists out there who like jerking off to love, romance, and women ending up with men who aren’t you, hoping it all crashes and burns, because you resent marriage, or hoping it lasts forever, but that she still shows off her tits after realizing her husband is gay and just with her for the Hollywood connections…to other men who groupie on Joey King….

I personally love weddings, open bar and jealous lonely women willing to misbehave because they crave the love or at least the attention the bride is getting, you know cuz women like being the most important woman in the room and hate celebrating other women, unless they are fat, because they feel better about themselves for not being fat. Yes, women only enjoy the successes of other women who are fatter than them.

Here are the pics

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I really don’t think that Joey King was ever seen as a “hot chick”, just more of a shitty child star or teen star that no one ever heard of until she was nominated for a Golden Globe for playing that retard who killed her mom Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

I just know that she’s got bigger tits that you probably expected when she was out there being a very average at beast looking celebrity….

Now that’s the 90s fashions are back in, we’ve got her rocking something that I assume she pulled from Madonna’s concert archive and well, it’s showing off her tits, while squeezing in the gunt, and despite still not being all that hot, she’s got big tits and big tits have a way of making an average chick far more exciting.

I think JustJared the blogger is her stylist, so you can thank his gayness for bringing you the tits…

I’m more of the kind of blogger who doesn’t dress celebrities, but rather continue to post pics of their tits because NO evolution in career is MY kind of evolution….If Darwin was right, I’d still be a mother fucking monkey, which I pretty much am.

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Joey King is a child star who hasn’t turned onlyfans model, but it would probably be more lucrative for her to be a whore in this era of onlyfans chicks getting paid, while actors are on strike or some shit, spending their savings to maintain their bullshit rich person lifestyles….

However, Joey King is clearly dabbling in some low hanging fruit onlyfans style content with a bit tis in a bikini top selfie, duck face and all, knowing it’ll generate some buzz, seemingly something she’d only send to her husband, but in this era of oversharing it is for us all….

It’s her best work to date and she’s a Golden Globe nominee, so do with this infomation what you will…

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I don’t know if this is Joey King and her dad, or Joey King and her daddy….but with all the human trafficking, satanic agenda, Hollywood is evil, Hollywood destroys young girls, I wouldn’t be surprised the someone of Joey King’s stature within the Hollywood industry would be someone who is a “yes man” to the worst kind of people, and in being a yes man as a young teen starlet, you’re not quite the same as a “yes man” in middle management just trying to not stir the pot to maintain your high salary for minimal work from home, appeasing the people above you so they keep you around, you’re more a “yes man” in a taking it up the ass by these old dudes because their wives don’t give them sex and because they can make your dreams come true.

I’ll just assume it’s her actual dad, who she’s cuddling up to in a bikini, which is less creepy that it would be if it was a random dude in her kitchen, but it can also be creepy in that incest is a real thing…..

I’m just disappointed in the busty actress with the not so hot face bundling up like she’s going for a ski on a brisk day, whilst bending over to blow out the candles…it’s like ThAT WAS THE SHOT WE WANTED girl….RUINED by decency, modesty, a lack of willingness to show me the damn bent over titty…they say it’s her birthday, but that behavior is fucking tragic.

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Joey King is a child star, who I guess was nominated for a Golden Globe and lost in that story about the retard turned retard by her overbearing mother that she killed off, which was a series I watched and though Joey King was good in it, just hard to jerk off to in it…

Since then, I’ve learned about her having some tits, which makes anyone more appealing, even if I’m into tiny tits, and I guess she realizes for the sake of content her tits must be celebrated.

We can thank JustJared, who I think is her stylist, which means he’s dressing her since celebrity blogging is for homos, despite him being a homo and still having a celebrity blog….so we can thank him for his efforts in teaching her the blog world needs customized titty grabs and jiggles to keep the celebrity’s public appeal at it’s highest. PR baby, this is how it’s done….

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Joey King, child star, has big tits.

In conclusion, we like tits more than we like grown up child stars, or really any celebs for that matter.

My original tagline for the site was “A place where I get drunk and molest you”, which didn’t go over well with advertisers I was trying to sell perverted campaigns to since drunken stepfathers seem to be associated with rape shit to begin with, so I swapped that out to I’ll make you famous, bitch,….it was a catchphrase and a joke since no one reads the site and I can’t make anything famous….but I didn’t want to accept the site as a celeb blog, that’s for virgin losers and I’m no virgin, I fuck, I swear….plus I hate celebs, hollywood, the entertainment industry and have zero interest in it….making a celeb blog was a fucking joke, a curse…MY PRISON….so the third tagline was going to be “I hate celebs, but like their tits” and well, that’s true to my heart, authentic to my true self, leveling myself up to a higher frequency, with Joey King cleavage…..I don’t care about cuz it’s Joey King, I care about cuz it’s cleavage bro.

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