The creepiest thing about Joey King is that JustJared dresses her.

I guess the rich as shit blogger from JustJared.com, which was a Perez type site back in the early blog days that took a different strategy than drawing cum shots on celebs, but instead sucking up to them and becoming their friend, is allowed to have a second career outside of updating bullshit celebrity paparazzi pics….I should probably take his lead and live out my dream of being a Walmart Greeter…it’s pretty much the only thing I am qualified for, besides maybe working as a back alley bikini waxer which I am not qualified for, but I’d do that for the boners.

Plus JustJared is a gay, so it makes his dressing a decent sized titty celebrity like Joey King less creepy, unless the gay thing was just a marketing angle to get where he needed to go and really he’s a weird titty obsessed pervert who dresses his celebrity dolls with their big tits out, the way he likes it.

Maybe the best thing about Joey King is that JustJared shows off her tits…and I’ve been looking at this whole union wrong.

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