WHITE PANTS!

Sure, menopausal women traditionally piss themselves, at least that’s what I hear women bitch about when they are menopausal, but they bitch about a lot of things like their fleeting youth, their having missed out during the prime of their lives, the hot flashes, you know…old lady shit…

But if hydrated, a piss is hardly as offensive as a pussy that explodes with fertility and blood like some sort of crime scene or BDSM person’s wet dream…

Reese is on a boat, who knows where she’s going, but you know there won’t be any periods happening and that lack of fertility may excite rich guys who fear knocking up bitches, but for the homeless, broke ass bunch around here, that’s disappointing because if you were to cum in a Reese Witherspoon you’d want it to stick so that you could K-Fed her….

I guess Menopause isn’t so hot and the only thing hot about menopause is impending death.

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