Eva Longoria is very famous on the international level but I don’t like Eva Longoria because she’s a race baiter…which to me is like a rape victim realizing that they get sympathy from their rape story because they are victims, so they make it their identity and recruit a bunch of other bitches into signing onto being creeped on by dudes and next thing you have the #MeToo movement ruining the lives of every dude who has ever flirted with a bitch, while the bitches who accuse them give each other massages in some kind of group therapy session of support, hoping they can go on with their lives…

You know what I mean, they see an angle and they take it….so Longoria who is a Mexican that looked like she was a Mexican who doesn’t speak Spanish or go to Mexico, but who hires Mexicans as her slaves, to assert herself as a non-Mexican Mexican, until realizing that being a Mexican was an advantage in this diversity and equity movement, so she milked that shit harder than she milked her tits for every job she ever got back when she was pretending to be as non-Mexican as possibe…..she even has a show about Mexican food…

Anyway, in being Mexican, it looks like she got a BBL, possibly for this sheer thong dress she’s too old to be wearing, because that ass looks unnaturally round and Mexicans aren’t typically known for their booties, that’s a different kind of Spanish speaker…

She’s put out this photoshoot of her big round ass, which could be a BBL, rocking a sheer dress she’s too old for, and it’s pretty fucking weird, but it’s booty content and we like BOOTY…which is why we urge Longoria to join CHEEKED UP !

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