When a website you’ve been writing for 14 years breaks and you think you lost it all, you have to realize what is really actual important, especially this holiday time of year, and as it turns out – what is actually important – is Reese Witherspoon taking a jog..

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Reese Witherspoon is out there in a bikini like a naughty naughty 45 year old….and it’s something that I would have thought I’d have no interest seeing, but she’s hollywood and not getting into bikinis unless she’s at her skinniest and all this is tactically set up..so I guess this is her looking her best….

I know that there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking movie she’s been in…..because she’s a good southern girl from the mean streets of Nashville, who reminds me of all the trashy girls at the country bar at their bachelorette parties at 20, because they are wholesome sluts and have fifth wheel trailers to live in….tactical…

From getting Ryan Philippe to knock her up a bunch of times when she was young enough to use that as a security measure…to leaving him for his agent….because ti was best for business…that even her kids call her agent husband dad….thanks to Ryan Philippe not bothering with the fat chick he knocked up trying to ruin his life like she ruined his career. Devil woman…

She may be all pig faced…and old…and rich as fuck…and fat…But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me and for that I celebrate it with you perverts…

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Reese Witherspoon was never hot to me, I just saw her as a scamming souther bitch, who played the wholesome card, and pulled off the whole Christian thing, by pumping out a bunch of kids, when really it was some satanic ritual that ate up and spat out the baby daddy Ryan Philippe, who was at his prime, to pave the way for her – to win OSCARS when really she was just a Legally Blonde chick…

It’s so weird to me, knowing she went from chubby girl who could barely act, and who got shitty movie deals….to being top tier A-List…but I will say it has to do with her agent who she married after Philippe and who her kids call dad…because the industry is a fucking scam and none of these people are talent.

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Reese Witherspoon and her mom pussy ate a pair of pants this weekend….

This whole southern girl with good morals and values who traps the high school quarterback with her uterus, ruining his career. A church goer, who gets knocked up out of wedlock, because she’s full of shit, literally, at least according to her belly and thighs….

People can defend her all they want, but she’s an overrated actress, I won’t accept her 40 year old, rich as fuck, wholesome bullshit act….which is probably her best act and what should have won her the oscar….

The gnarly cameltoe just drives the storyline of “I have a lot of kids and have fucked a lot of people to get where I’m at”…

Her mom in leggings walking / Jogging is so plaid out and dull, but the cameltoe should be stared at and judged so I’m posting it.

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“Wholesome” Reese Witherspoon may be showing a nipple – that has been sucked on by many lecherous children and men at a movie premiere in Toronto…God fearing, or God Rearing, or God Exploiting, or whatever people from the South named Reese pretend they are…probably think this is god’s will and who was she to cover up her nipple..to get in the way of what God wants…

She’s in her 40s, she has a bunch of fucking kids with Ryan Philippe, this happened after trapping him on her first movie when he was a huge deal, only to eat his career and shit it out as her career just got bigger and bigger and better and better before leaving him for her agent.

Nice girl!!

Now her agent has vested interest in closing solid deals for her – making more and more money for them and their family – and now sitting around, richer than god, while pretending to be a god loving wholesome woman on the surface, but actually probably thinks she’s a messenger of god…delusion works for these hypocrites and their egos…and I guess they also work for us…in the form of what could be a nipple…

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What is Reese Witherspoon thinking in posting up a bikini picture on her social media like she’s a 20 year old girl trying to find herself or her audience or a bunch of dudes who want to fuck her and are willing to pay her for sex or offer her things to help her life…

There is no need for this movie magic, besides feeding her ego….

She’s in her 40s, has a bunch of fucking kids with Ryan Philippe after trapping him on her first movie when he was a huge deal, only to eat his career and shit it out as her career just got bigger and bigger and better and better before leaving him for her agent – who now had vested interest in closing solid deals for her – making more and more money for them – and now sitting around, richer than god, while pretending to be a god loving wholesome woman – delusion works for these hypocrites – she’s decided “I’m not bloated today, if I am laying down I look my best, it’s the only way husband fucks her, I mean that and on piles of money because they are money loving money grubbers”…and the sick thing in all this…is that I’m not hating this…or her pudgy mom tits on her mom body…and that fucks with my head.

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Reese Witherspoon in a bathing suit, thank god it’s not a bikini, not that I’m a religious man, but she’s a religious woman, that’s why she’s worth more money than god as a leader or “A-Lister” in the most evil of industries, not to mention a mom who left her husband which is totally unchristian, but still pays him support because she ruined him and she stomped over him to get her own oscar, an oscar that was more important to her than her christ…so important…she married her fucking agent who ran the agency to ensure the best gigs…

Media / Entertainment / Fashion is all fucking corrupt…but not as corrupt as jerking off to Reese Witherspoon in a bathing suit….

How is this news everyone is talking about, probably because it’s terrifying,…and she’s not even 40 yet…

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The barely interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s turning 40. That she’s a mom of a bunch of kids..

The actual interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s a vapid twat, with 100s of millions of dollars, who plays country bumpkin, drunk cop patronizing brat, to keep them all on her side…because people are half retarded…..yet the world thinks she’s the good old Christian girl.

She got knocked up on set of her first movie, got married, got rich and famous…not so southern, wholesome or Christian…but she plays accessible.

She’s married her agent, who together book her only the best jobs, and who together, are fucking the system….

I mean that and her cameltoe..that fucking cameltoe is professional pant eating pussy…

Her bikini tits aren’t bad either..for a 40 year old…but then again, even at 20 she was just fucking average….in fact at 20 she had a 40 year old body…and has been pretty constant with that…which is weird…but it happened…

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