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2017

09

Jun

Reese Witherspoon’s Erotica for The Edit of the Day

Reese Witherspoon was never hot to me, I just saw her as a scamming souther bitch, who played the wholesome card, and pulled off the whole Christian thing, by pumping out a bunch of kids, when really it was some satanic ritual that ate up and spat out the baby daddy Ryan Philippe, who was at his prime, to pave the way for her – to win OSCARS when really she was just a Legally Blonde chick…

It’s so weird to me, knowing she went from chubby girl who could barely act, and who got shitty movie deals….to being top tier A-List…but I will say it has to do with her agent who she married after Philippe and who her kids call dad…because the industry is a fucking scam and none of these people are talent.

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