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2022

24

Aug

Hunter King Bikini Tits of the Day

Hunter King is Joey King’s Soap Opera star sister, who unlike Joey King hasn’t been nominated for Golden Globes and isn’t doing the whole build up to become an A-Lister within their industry, she is instead just making her money in what I have always called mainstream porn, because old ladies and the people who still watch Soap Operas use the stories as their own kind of housewife porn, but also the acting, writing and production value is basically that of the porn, so luckily she has some big tits to help her navigate her way out of that as the almost famous with a famous sister that can do a lot more than housewife porn with that body, like real porn which seems to be where the money is at and where society is heading! Why compete for blockbuster roles other bitches are fighting over, when you can get 10,000 of your 600k fans to pay you 30 dollars a month to see titty pics captioned with racy, badly written smut captions like “Pulling out my fat tits so you can imagine cumming on them” which is probably better than most of the captions on the OnlyFans streams I’ve seen, that all leave me feeling that cringe second hand embarassment, wondering WHO would EVER sign up to THIS shit, real fucking SIMPS, PORN IS FREE, the emotional attachment to specific girls that are just using you is retarded! OPEN YOUR EYES SIMP!

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2021

25

Oct

Hunter King Bra of the Day

Hunter King is not necessarily a big deal but she’s got tits, and they are in a bra for what I will assume is an underwear campaign for some instagram brand, who can’t quite afford her sister Joey King, who may be too famous or serious as an actor to be an underweaer model, but since the actors have decided to use the instagram strategy of being a sexual whore, I could be wrong, I mean Gwyneth Paltrow sells oversized vibrators as women health items, when I remember a time sex toy shops were banned from social media, because THAT IS PERVERTED….oh how we’ve progressed as a people…

It’s only funny to me because I wanted all these whores to be obvious in their whoring, I used to get mad that they’d pretend to be serious people, when I knew what they were about….

So when no one was a whore, I was like “WHERE ARE THE WHORES, WHY ARE THEY PRETENDING TO NOT BE WHORES”….but now that everyone is a whore, I am like “Put your damn shirt on” because there is such thing as TOO many whores in the kitchen, getting all caught up in each other when they’re supposed to just be making me a damn sandwich….

TOO MANY WHORES in the kitchen is a real thing and instagram is the kitchen I speak of…

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2021

20

Apr

Hunter King Bikini of the Day

Hunter King Bikini

Hunter King is Joey King’s less successful but still an Actor sister….you know you can’t expect two girls from the same family to have the same success… but you would expect the one with the bigger tits to be the more successful one…since tits get hits…but I guess if you look at sisters to the more famous actresses…they all have bigger tits…but that could be because I only remember Stella Hudgens as a celeb sister and can’t think of other celeb sisters….so statistically my theory is 100 percent right according to the data I have…

That’s not to say Hunter King doesn’t make money acting, which I guess is an accomplishment, it’s just to say that she didn’t get nominated for a Golden Globe award like Joey did for “The Act”….which I thought she deserved the win on….but doesn’t need the win because she’s hotter than Joey King and there is value in that…at least when it comes to bikini selfies….we all win in our own ways, except me, unless you consider winning at losing a form of winning, which is far too optimistic for my liking…

The funny thing in the HUNTER KING wikipedia is that she was about 5 years ahead of the MeToo Movement because her tits were too big and inviting that a motherfucker couldn’t control his damn self so she got him fired..


In 2013, it was reported that King accused her Y&R co-star Michael Muhney of allegedly groping her.Radar Online reported that King complained that Muhney fondled her breasts on two occasions, both of which were unsolicited and unwanted advances. According to Radar Online, King told producers she would go to the police and file a report against Muhney if he was not fired from the show. Muhney was fired on December 17, 2013, claiming that the allegations were false and merely a salacious rumor. No charges were ever filed.

FIRED FOR A TITTY GRAB…what an idiot. Here is her sister Joey King as a reference…

Joey King

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2021

08

Apr

Hunter King Got Pression and Cleavage of the Day

Hunter King is Joey King’s hotter sister, because she’s got blonde hair and bigger tits, but she’s not as successful because she’s likely not as good of an actress…I watched THE ACT and I was won over by Joey King even though I think acting is a scam, she did good….

But when you’re the hot sister, you don’t need to be the more successful sister, or the talented sister, you just have to pull them tits and smile sister….but apparently you don’t have to be the smart sister either because this is a rant about how she suffers with PRESSION..

Now, I don’t know if she means DEPRESSION, or if all these kids who have mental health issues and consistently brag about the meds they are on, use PRESSION as slang for their disorder, those weak fucks….because you see, I don’t believe in Mental Health issues and I think it’s just people being fucking spoiled, coddled, pussies who like drugs and being numb….it’s the least manly thing to do, unless you’re Hemingway…because he did depression like a fucking boss…yes, I watch PBS and love Ken Burns documentaries…we’re all allowed to have our own fetishes..

Or maybe, she’s loving life, as she should, since she’s the hot sister of some famous and talented sister, and yes, calling an actor talented hurts me….and maybe PRESSION is just some inside joke I am too old for….

Luckily, her message comes with tits…which means who fucking cares…the presentation makes it worth staring at..

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2021

26

Feb

Hunter King Cleavage of the Day

Hunter King is Joey King’s Soap Opera star (less successful) sister with the big tits….and everyone likes sisters you want to fuck, so here’s a sister you’ll want to fuck in her sports bra pretending to motivate people to workout with some bullshit about how she was feeling sluggish and is changing her internal dialog with herself from “I have to” to “I get to”….which is something I did years when I decided to replace “I’ll try” with “Why Bother”….because ultimately, why bother….healthy people die young, sick people live til they are old, it’s all pretty random….so why bother….

But we can pretend her motivational speech is anything but an excuse to show her big tits in a sports bra, when it’s obviously about the big tits in the Sports Bra..otherwise she’d do a close up of that face…which is looking kinda muppety but AREN’T THEY ALL..

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2021

14

Jan

Hunter King Big Tits in a Bra of the Day

Hunter King Bra

Hunter King is Joey King’s busty sister who has a far less substantial career than Joey King, but she’s still on TV and thus famous enough for me to stare at her fat girl tits in her bra in whatever show this is on..

She seems to be a Soap Opera Star, who has been on The Young and the Restless for the last 8 or 9 years, she’s 27, so that’s basically half her fucking life, and since Soap Operas are pornos for old ladies to masturbate to, I assume they are more hardcore than they once were to keep that audience engaged, despite being on Daytime TV, I mean they have a lot of PORN to compete with thanks to the internet…and I may still find it weird that women like watching porn, but they like watching porn and don’t need to jack off to badly produced mainstream but porn looking daytime TV….

Luckily, we aren’t old ladies, so we can just stare at the soap star tits in a bra and forget that being a Soap Star is as low level an actor you can be, besides porn….whether she’s won the Daytime Emmy twice or not…she could clearly do better…because being the best amongst the worst when your sister is norminated for Golden Globe awards, is hardly something to brag about…and with tits like this, at least tits like this in a bra, cuz tits like this could definitely fall the fuck apart out of the bra can take you to FAR better places…like OnlyFans where the real money is…
but for now, this is what we’ve got.


Hunter King Bra
Hunter King Bra

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2020

14

Oct

Hunter King Got Them Tits On of the Day

Hunter King Big Boobs

Hunter King is the hotter of the King sisters…but Joey King’s at the height of her career after impressing me in The Act, but maybe some forced to be reclusive, thinking she’s sick, half retard who kills her mom with her full retard boyfriend, is hot to me…but I think it has more to do with how good of a job Joey King did…and in this pandemic, she’s been showing that she’s not that awkward, feeding tube, freak show from the show, but hot and busty in her right.

So obviously, the sister who is older and hotter and who probably lives with the younger and more successful sister, is going to take her Soap Opera, Young and the Restless titties as far as she can to get noticed…these girls, even sisters, are jealous and catty…

Obviously, she could be substantially better with these pretty big looking tits, and this tit hanging off her chest like a drunk homeless guy on a park bench isn’t it’s best version, but it’s still a tit and isn’t that what we are all here for? I know it’s what I am here for…

Use the trending family name and the family big tits to get noticed…good strategy….working to get off the Soap Opera hustle and get a real acting job on a real project..since Soap Operas are definitely dying as old housewives who treated them as their porn die off….I mean COVID is a huge threat against Hunter King’s livelihood so she’s being proactive.

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2020

12

Oct

Hunter Haley King Burger Blow Job of the Day

Hunter Haley King is doing some feeder fetish video of her on all fours being fed a burger like some kind of dog….not that she’s actually on all fours, but it’s the illusion she’s on all fours as her sister or some other chick feeds her that McDonalds shit…

Normally feeder fetishes are for skinny as fuck loser dudes who spent a life not getting laid, only to find a fat loser bitch who also spent her life not getting laid, coming together in their loser romance since neither have other options…where skinny dude already insecure about being alone again, starts feeding the bitch, making her fatter and fatter so that they get sick or too fat too move so they’ll never leave the loser…if you’ve seen my 600 pound life you’ll know..not that I’ve every watched that, but assume at least once this loser skinny dude phenom happened…

This feeder fetish is more a girl feeding a hot girl…with her tube top titties out, making it a better version, but if you’re like me and prefer your women to starve themselves for aesthetic purposes, you’ll be grossed out…girls who eat…are girls who poo….and girls who poo are girls who smell like shit when they don’t shower for 4 days because of the shit residue that I’ll still eat because we only live once and I figure it helps boost my immune system…the COVID cure they don’t tell you about…or maybe it was a meme back in April about how millennials don’t get sick cuz they eat dirty asshole…I don’t care.

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2020

02

Sep

Hunter King’s Sweaty Tits of the Day

I guess when it comes to tits, they are in and of themselves a fetish, so anything they do is going to be a fetish of its own, so wet tits, sweaty tits, all tits of all sizes doing basically any time of activity, is going to be worth staring at….

Hunter King is a soap star who is Joey King’s older sister, Joey King had a breakout year with her show and is looking better than ever because of it, I actually thought she was robbed at the Golden Globes or whatever it was she was nominated for, and I hate award shows, don’t watch award shows, so clearly I liked her acting, even though I think acting is a fucking scam that requires no talent…..

Since her sister is getting some attention, it only makes sense that this one does to, and I guess she’s the hotter older sister, to feed all your sister fetishes because if you’ve ever dated anyone with a sister, you probably wanted to fuck their hotter sister, because if you ever dated anyone with a sister, you’d obviously be with the bootleg sister with the mental disorder who was potentially missing limbs or just very obese….because you suck.

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2020

12

Feb

Hunter King Titty Shake of the Day

Hunter King Titty Bounce

Hunter King is essentially a porn actress, she’s spent the bulk of her career on The Young and the Restless, which in case you didn’t know was porn to housewives and people on disability without cable.

She’s now making a move to star in some Western Comedy, because country is in, and hicks are the only people watching Network Television because they haven’t quite figured out that whole streaming thing, they clearly understand Facebook and Twitter though, I SEE THEM, but they are still committed to cable choosing what they watch for them.

Her sister had a breakout year on an HBO or SHOWTIME show playing a retard who killed her mom, I watched the series and it was good.

None of you care about Hunter King’s misinterpreted bio written by Jesus Martinez….you care about her tits…and luckily as an under 30 year old with tits…she knows the importance of showing those tits any way she can…whether it dancing, in a bikini, in a dramatic half naked photoshoot…whatever it may be…LOOK AT HER TITS and give her relevance…otherwise what’s the point of even having tits…if you’re not going to use them just cut them off like Angelina to avoid cancer at that point. I know a few people who would buy them.

Here she is at the Independent Spirit Awards with her sister Joey King

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