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2024

09

Feb

Charli XCX on Furniture on All Fours of the Day

Charli XCX may not be the bootleg bottom of the barrel, discount bin pop star she once was when she first got signed and was on the Night Club or Mall tour that no one noticed….

She’s shown up day after day and is now considered a top tier pop star thanks to marketing and media manipulation.

I remember her when she was more desperate, tits out in that leotard….and now we get to see her posing ass up on all fours on some furniture like a badly behaved cat, and I guess when a bitch is on all fours, you’re contractually obliged to stare and imagine your dick going in and out of it.

I may not care for Charli XCX, but there’s never been a girl on all fours I wouldn’t bury my face into….you see the whole being on all fours hides what would otherwise remind me of the terror I’m putting myself through….again…we’re contractually obliged to want to bury our faces into the asses of girls on all fours….

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2024

09

Feb

Britney Spears Does a Demonic Dance of the Day

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Here’s some Britney Spears looking like she’s possessed by demons. I figure it’s probably some side effects of the prescription pills she’s on, you know because they’ve decided she’s crazy after making her crazy.

Since it’s the internet, I don’t really believe that this is actually Britney, but rather a Britney face filter on a body double they’ve hired.

This gives crazy mom with a drinking problem at the trailer park BBQ on July 4th weekend vibes….

Not professional, top tier, highest level performer Britney Spears vibes….

I am not sold on the idea that she’s not dead, that this isn’t old content if it is her, that it isn’t a body double if it’s new content, that it’s even shot in the house she always shoots in….it’d be easy to keep someone alive on social media….real easy….

Anyway, her demonic dances are inspiring, because crazy bitches fuck the best!

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2024

09

Feb

Dua Lipa’s See Through Dress of the Day

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I am not entirely sure what Dua Lipa is in a see through dress for, but I assume it has something to do with her being a diversity hire.

You see, I saw part of the Grammy’s, my favorite part of the Grammy’s and not not when Tracy Chapman made an appearance, despite looking hotter than she has ever looked, but rather when the guy who works for the Grammy’s gives some silly speech about the Grammy’s and mentioned some inspiring shit about music bringing the world together so long as the world follows their liberal beliefs, otherwise you get cancelled and deleted, because that’s how that works….WE ARE ALL ONE….WE ARE ALL EQUAL….BRING THE WORLD TOGETHER…..unless you think differently than me, then you’re a nazi…and their true rage surfaces…

Anyway, he said Dua Lipa was a Kosovo refugee and now a star, when talking diveristy, so I guess being a Kosovo refugee makes you a Diversity hire like you’re Stevie Wonder, so maybe this is two diversity hires holding hands at the Diversity Hire Auction…you know where they sell the diversity hires to each other….

She’s in a sheer dress, she’s hot….that’s it.

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2024

09

Feb

Anastasia Berthier is the Instagram Of The Day

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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?

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2024

09

Feb

Noelia is the Instagram Of The Day

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It’s another Kylie Jenner looking girl, who wishes she was Kylie Jenner, or is acting like she’s Kylie Jenner since aggressive brainwashing through marketing works.

In no real world scenario is Kylie Jenner a hot chick, but thanks to the internet she’s inspired a bunch of girls to clone themselves, to become the bargain basement version of her, to be inspired by her, to be bootleg Kyle, to be off-brand Kylie, to be a dupe Kylie….you get what I am saying….and that is that I think this girl has the instagram look because of Kylie Jenner….but she’ll deny it, she’s original and doesn’t give a fuck about what you think as she begs for likes, subscribes, etc…..

Her name is Noelia, like Christmas but different….even though the tits look like they’ve drank a lot of eggnog and the rest of her looks like she gets stuffed like a Turkey….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Did you know that 32,050 sites are bigger than DrunkenStepfather in the world and 12,213 are bigger than DrunkenStepfather in the USA.

That fucking sucks, because as far as I’m concerned WE ARE NUMBER 1….

The real shocker is that 1 reader per day makes you the 12,214th biggest site in AMERICA….

The REAL REAL shocker is that the site literally makes under 2 dollars a day….

So you can have the 12,214th biggest site in the USA…..and make 2 dollars a day….

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2024

08

Feb

Denise Richards Feet for the Weridos of the Day

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I assume this is for Denise Richards’ exclusive content channels, which are shocking that she even has, since she’s seemingly already rich and in the industry, but maybe she’s down on her luck or has some sort of drug or spending habit, or maybe she just likes getting paid by perverts who make her feel sexy and worthy, despite being old..

Now, as long as she keeps her tits covered up, since she’s got a terrifyingly wonky nipple, I am all for supporting her in this venture, in this stage in her life, in this hustle, because starting her own brand would be a pain in the ass, when there are enough perverts to buy into this shit…

I think it’s all an amazing chapter in her career and despite looking like a weathered party girl kicked out some John’s car on the side of the road after trying to steal his wallet after a bender….I think she looks good…because maybe that’s the look I’m into and seek from the internet….Old weathered hookers left on the side of the road shoeless after a psychotic episode…her age just adds to the distress and struggle….

Amazing…

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2024

08

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Ass Not Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney gets a lot of hype for her big tits on her small frame, because big tits on a small frame still matter in this cold, dark, scary, woke, annoying, outraged filled, divisive world…

Even the Hollywood execs are like “put the viral influencer with the tits in as much as you can so that her audience watches the bullshit we shit out for money”….

She’s a reminder that the Golden Age of Hollywood is upon us, because casting will be based on Bra Size, which is kinda like the origins of Hollywood, when casting was based on a woman’s fuckability….

Well, as it turns out the actress, who really isn’t a great actress, but tries…is multi-faceted, multi-layered, as diverse as a white chick with blonde hair and big tits can be….because she’s also got an ass.

This is a great revelation…..a STAR is born…or porn…or born for porn but fucked up along the way and ended up mainstream….with a face like that…porn made more sense!

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2024

08

Feb

Kara Del Toro’s Big Bobs of the Day

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Masturbating to celebrity pictures is my way of communicating telepathically to people I don’t know…

It’s my version of manifesting for a brighter tomorrow….

When writing “BOBS AND VAJIN LINDA” on their comment section works, just run yourself a nice bath and take yourself to some higher dimension, pay close attention, and masturbate like you’ve never masturbated before, so that the your vibrations reach them through the ETHER….

It may not work, but at least you bust nut trying….it’s far less shameful than commenting “BOBS and VAJIN” like some simp on the instagram.

Here’s Kara Del Toro, not quite a celebrity, not quite an influencer, not quite a model, but she’s got tits, gets brand deals, makes money, goes to events, exists in the internet ecosystem, which is what matters…

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2024

08

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley in the Sauna of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is in her Pink Bikini, because she’s a legacy bikini model from the 90s, who 40 years later, is still in her bikini because it’s potentially the only thing she knows how to do.

I was convinced that she was AI, or filters, or old content being recycled on her feed, but then I saw a movie she was in, since she’s also a bit of an actress who has been in some big movies in our time, and she looked like she held up against the inevitable rot.

Sure it could be fillers, face lifts, just lucky they didn’t take too much off the top….but at 60 she looked good…

It pains me to think it, it goes against everything, but even her Sauna post doesn’t give old folks pissing themselves in their diapers in the old folks home sauna they got to help with their arthritis…it gives middle aged fat tits you’d fuck in the sauna…or out of the sauna and that’s creepy, weird, but it happened, we’re living it, experiencing it….

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