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2024

28

Nov

Brie Larson May Have Cancer of the Day

Happy Thanksgiving!

I am a firm believer that Brie Larson is an overrated pile of shit of an actress. She’s not hot, she may be fit, but she’s not hot.

She won an Oscar because of strategic positioning, those things can be bought or at least manipulated, because the Academy are a bunch of industry dick suckers who have now gone woke, making them even worse, but at the time of Brie Larson’s win, it was like “girl carries movie because it’s 90 percent about her and her retard son in a shipping container in some guys backyard for 20 years only to come home to adapt to modern living where she’s not in a shipping container, only to realize life in the shipping container isn’t so bad, they call it TINY HOMES and it’s trendy in these economic inflationary hard times”….

I guess they forgot that she was an aspiring pop star put together by the industry many years earlier, only it didn’t work out for her, but that Oscar did, many have made plenty of money off a “legitimized puppet” like Larson…

In getting paid, girl seems to really believe her hype and she released some black and white pics of her broken down old lady face, all full of wrinkles, reminding me of the neighbor’s wife who had breast cancer a few years ago and the hair never quite came back…

Brie Larson is not a boner giver and that means we should be FAME TAKERS, you know TAKE that fame back from her….

I am THANKFUL that the rest of the world will realize how ugly she is with these pics!

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2024

27

Nov

T-Shirt of the Day

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You may not know this but there’s been a targeted attack on hot chicks.

There has been a targeted attack on skinny chicks.

The WOKE MOB have come after our babes, because they were MAD seeing girls hotter than them getting all the money and attention for being hot.

Not realizing that’s the circle of LIFE and that HOT chick lives matter, they screamed at the top of their obese lungs on the internet and brands listened instead of ignored…

We never went woke and have always campaigned for the HOT chicks and the SKINNY chicks who were being ABUSED by these monster with hate and cyber bully tactics..

So I made a shirt as part of my EXCLUSIVE viral T-Shirt collection taking over the FASHION industry.

Make skinny models skinny again, make hot models skinny again, skinny girls lives matter….

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2024

27

Nov

Pics from the Weird Wicked Press Tour of the Day

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2024

27

Nov

Aubrey Plaza’s Tits Out for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

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Aubrey Plaza has a pretty well-established nerd fan base.

They like her quirky weird girl with the weird mouth and ceiling eyes energy…

I never found Aubrey Plaza hot, but she is skinny and in this era of Hollywood is trash, filled with trash, she’s one of the more likeable personalities they turn to.

She may be pretty normal looking, but maybe that’s part of the appeal to the nerds who don’t like actual hot chicks.

Plus, normal chicks can strip down, pull their tits out, show off their skinny bodies as if they were hot chicks, and that content alone can almost trick the desperate male mind…

She’s in her 40s, so this is some middle aged boudoir at the Flea Market to reinvent or find your sex appeal, only since she’s famous it’s not done by some creepy hobby photographer…it’s done by PROFESSIONALS…

Either way, PLAZA TITS…the kind of PLAZA you’d like to PARK in, so long as they validate your parking ticket and have a car wash….

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2024

27

Nov

Jessica Chastain’s a Pasty Ginger in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but the overly white ginger woman still repulses me.

I don’t see a china doll, I see disgusting, creepy, weird and I imagine a dark pink pussy contrasting the orange pubic hair. It’s not sexy.

Then you age it out and you end up with a Chastain is aged out and we’re stuck with some of the shittiest possible THANKSGIVING beach vacation content around…

There was a time we were eager for THANKSGIVING bikini content to come out, because all these lazy, soulless, anti-holiday freaks would use the long weekend to whore down in tropical places…

Here’s the pics of CHASTAIN to remind you where we are at as a society…because THIS is the celebrity bikini paparazzi shit you get…

You deserve better.

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2024

27

Nov

Elsie Hewitt’s Big Cleavage of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt is some asshole who you may see as a set of tits, but never forget, she’s also got an asshole, that I’ll assume she uses when trying to not get knocked up by the rich guys she dates, or maybe by the poor guys she dates, saving her womb for the rich guys she dates so that rent is always paid.

I hate Elsie Hewitt because she’s one of those whining bitches who makes her personal problems everyone’s problems, because she creates these problems in hopes to get attention or paid out, and those problems are accusing a man of abuse…

I hate that MeToo movement, relationship dynamics of a celebrity and his whore are complex, it’s not our business…

I hate people who play the victim and whine about being domestic abused…

So I hate Elsie for being one of those chicks, HOWEVER, I will still look at her big tits, probably fake tits, since all these bitches are fake, even when they aren’t…

Without the tits she’s not that great, but she’s got the tits…and what looks like a smallpox vaccine scar.. like a third world immigrant sex worker….SO HOT…

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2024

27

Nov

Madison Burge’s Meaty Vagina of the Day

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Here’s a delicious THANKSGIVING TREAT….something that you’d probably find in the bottom of a SWAMP or maybe rotting in the kitchen….

It’s MADISON BURGE’s hearty vagina from her pro-feminist leaked nudes!

I am not interested in shaming a girl for having a leathery pussy with what looks like hard, rough edged vagina lips….even when they are extremely dark, possible necrosis, it may be a healthy issue but VAGINAS come in all forms, and I am willing to come in all forms of VAGINAS..

I am not a BIG LIP shamer, but there was a time that I was conditioned to PUKE when seeing a vagina that would be similar to this vagina, but I’ve matured and so have my tastes….they are refined, or they are shameless due to no standards.

She is clearly not ashamed of the pussy situation, because she’s got it out there in video for a rub down!

Now, you may not know who DORA MADISON BURGE is and either do I, outside of being an actor who shows her tits on instagram to stay relevant while not actually being relevant….that’s all I’ve got.

Will this be her intro to the porn world. the NEXT Maitland Ward…WHO KNOWS….but you can see her skinny girl pussy that doesn’t LACK substance and/or personality…but that may scare you because you’re a PUSSY HATING QUEER…and that’s YOUR RIGHT.

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2024

27

Nov

Two Sets of Sydney Sweeney Clothed Tits of the Day

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The problem with Sydney Sweeney becoming a reputable celebrity in this dying Hollywood that will hold onto anything that resonates with the GEN Z that don’t give a fuck about Hollywood celebs.

They are doing all they can to hold the power they once had, from sucking up to influencers and streamers and giving them sweetheart deals…or giving the occasional Sydney Sweeney style celebrity anything they fucking want….

THROW MONEY AT THEM SO THEY STICK AROUND….

That’s to say Sweeney isn’t a compelling figure, but her acting is pretty dull without the tits…

As it turns out, her brand partnerships are also dull without the tits….

So even when there are 4 of her tits in one frame in what I call LAZY Thanksgiving content, the fact they are clothed tits, make them boring tits…

Sweeney without tits is like the ocean without water, like the sky without the sun, like a woman without a cunt…

Here’s her branded content:

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2024

27

Nov

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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It’s WEDNESDAY…

We don’t do the standardized humpday bullshit for the basic losers out there. You know the office idiot trying to be cute and cheeky…you know who you humpday idiots are.

We do wetspots….

Which are a celebration in female biology….female health….female disease…THE VAGINA and the various ways it soils a panty….like that guy who spent too much time inspecting a vagina while going down on a girl…only to realize he’s scared of vaginas…which is the only way to celebrate a Wednesday.

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2024

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Thanksgiving is coming and you know that at least one dude out there is molesting the grocery store Turkeys….by rubbing his sperm on it when no one is looking so that a helpless family out there will eat his sperm…something he’s thankful for…because that one dude is you….

I guess you can ask yourself what came first the the dude fucking the Turkey at the grocery store, or the dude fucking the turkey after its been cooked, or the dude fucking the turkey after it’s already been eaten, or the turkey farmer who got into the business because of his love of the egghole….

But what would you want to….

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Rowan Blanchard in her Underwear!
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Gabrielle Union Talks Adele….
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Kelly Gale – hot Model
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Sluts in the Elevator
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Miley Cyrus – See Through Bra
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Hailey Bieber is Slutty for her 28th Birthday
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Ambyr Childers Pokies
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Slutty Tranny Volleyball Player
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10 Weird Ocean Creatures
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Katie Holmes Iconic Nude While Dead Scene
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Malu Trevejo’s Racy Body
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Removing Snow Fail
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Travis Kelce is a Fag
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From Scream to Scary Movie
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Squirrel Kisses man in return for nuts
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Woman Can’t Open her House Door
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4 WWE Women Who Could Return and Win
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Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift Exit from the Kitchen
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Natural Disasters Caught on Camera
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The Word of the Year is Demure
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Sara Sampaio and Ray Nicholson Take Over F1
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Elle Fanning in a Crazy Suit
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Katie Austin Cleavage
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Kylie Cantrall’s Crazy Looking Girl
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Monica Barbaro Cleavage
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Monica Bellucci’s Tight Dress Tits
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Perrie Edwards Slutty Outfit with the Fuck Me Boots
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Paris Hilton in her Old Lady Gloves
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Mikey Madison’s Cleavage
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CELEB Leaked and Planned Nudes
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Modern Day Love Letter
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Taco Tuesday
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Tit Jiggle While Fucked
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Fisting Time
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27 Shit Days
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Visible Butt Plug
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Masturbating at Work
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Weird Vegan Couple
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Mom Pussy Grip
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Loose Asshole
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Keep the Nipple Clamps On
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The Masked Avenger
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