As the internet jerks off to that psychopath Taylor Swift being engaged to Kelce at the top of the NFL season to generate hype for the sport, that doesn’t need hype because every half retarded, medicated, glazed over low IQ in America is already hard for the NFL, it’s American Football, see!

The real story is this hooker who may have done Playboy to try to legitimize herself as being a non-hooker, when she was being passed around Hollywood perverts, even suing one of them for assault and getting paid out by him, because Reese Witherspoon pays his bills in the divorce….

Elsie Hewitt a not very much, but a very much big tits, not necessarily real tit, just big tit….now pregnant with Pete Davidson’s kids..

The real romantic story, is that she let what Kanye Called HIV PETE, bust in her womb for the future child support check, despite how freakish looking that motherfucker is.

That’s not being a WAG, or getting a fit pro athlete, that’s getting a weasel looking fuck who looks like he is dying to breed with…

That ain’t Eugenics though, maybe it’s more along the lines of hoping that terminal illness he looks like he has takes him before she has to fuck him too often, but not before they get married and she gets his fortune…

Either way, check out the TITS…

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Urban Outfitters is going for the jacked up face tranny look.

The kind of science experiment that pig bitches undertake with face fillers and botox that ends up being too aggressive that they are forced to call it performance art.

The kind of make-up application that pig bitches do in hopes of beautifying their ugly faces, some movie make-up shit, where they could have gone full on alien invader or zombie monster, but instead went with “I’m a painted up whore”….

If you’re wondering why I don’t like Elsie Hewitt, it is because she is one of those pig bitches who bites the hand that feeds her and cries “me too” when it was trendy and her celebrity cock that was fucking her and probably paying her rent with his Reese Witherspoon Palimony drop kicks her for being a crazy, entitled cunt.

I am against women making false claims of abuse or rape, especially when they are whores, even if they are real claims of abuse or rape, it’s some circle of life shit and 90 percent of the time, the woman is far more abusive than the retaliating man, not to mention 90 percent of the time, the rape isn’t rape but regret sex.

Elsa tried to leverage a celebrity relationship, turned it dark and into a story of abuse and that’s the kind of thing that makes you hate the tits, regardless of the retarded looking face, even if you love tits…..

Anyway, she clearly ran out of her settlement money and has to get back to work.

Urban Outfitters used her in their campaign, who fucking knows why, they clearly don’t realize there are 10000 more important, relevant and hotter chicks out there, but we can assume dicks were sucked because she looks like that kind of girls and I judge books by the cover, since the cover is 97.8 percent of the time accurate.

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Elsie Hewitt is some asshole who you may see as a set of tits, but never forget, she’s also got an asshole, that I’ll assume she uses when trying to not get knocked up by the rich guys she dates, or maybe by the poor guys she dates, saving her womb for the rich guys she dates so that rent is always paid.

I hate Elsie Hewitt because she’s one of those whining bitches who makes her personal problems everyone’s problems, because she creates these problems in hopes to get attention or paid out, and those problems are accusing a man of abuse…

I hate that MeToo movement, relationship dynamics of a celebrity and his whore are complex, it’s not our business…

I hate people who play the victim and whine about being domestic abused…

So I hate Elsie for being one of those chicks, HOWEVER, I will still look at her big tits, probably fake tits, since all these bitches are fake, even when they aren’t…

Without the tits she’s not that great, but she’s got the tits…and what looks like a smallpox vaccine scar.. like a third world immigrant sex worker….SO HOT…

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Elsie Hewitt is some big titty instagram model who I am sure thinks she’s is very important since Instagram titty content is highly engaging, despite being low hanging fruit, and it gets to their heads….

They confuse “I jerk off to social media tit” with being important.

You may know Elsie Hewitt because at her prime, about 10 years ago, she managed to seduce Ryan Philippe with her tits, which I guess she thought was the future of her big tits, you know that celebrity boyfriend but things didn’t work as planned so she tried to get him cancelled and deleted….by saying he beat her, abused her, was toxic and mean…when we can all assume she was the crazy bitch from the internet being crazy and not really very considerate or subtle like traditional whores..

Instead, it turned into a viral moment, marketing opportunity at the expense of the dude who didn’t give her what she wanted because she wanted more, this was it and he ended the “fucking the tits off the internet that have been throwing themselves at me because they are mental”….

She’s still got the tits.

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Elsie Hewitt was a big titty instagram model who I guess used her titties to grow her traffic in an era before OnlyFans, you know when the big titty girls did their content for free or just to get noticed and it was far less transactional.

Her claim to fame is accusing Ryan Philippe, who I guess was renting her out at the time, for drop kicking her when she wouldn’t accept the end of their contract, at least that’s what I’ll assume…she pressed charges and got paid out.

You see, there’s a group of these LA girls who are there to work the scene to get rich guys and a lot of them look like busty Elsie. They don’t consider themselves hookers or sugar babies, they think they are models deserving of these rich and connected guys they are only with because they are rich and connected….

That’s not to say Elsie is part of that scene, but with 30 dollar smoothies to keep up appearances, it’d be hard to have a body like this and not be in that scene.

Anyway, this is a video of her in her underwear, not sure when it is from, maybe it’s a paid campaign and not shameless hot body attention seeking, maybe it’s always a paid campaign when she strips down just not always in a direct linear way….

Who cares, TITS!

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Elsie Hewitt is a big titty model, I’m assuming she did Playboy or other nude shoots at some point in her career as an LA based titty model, but I am too lazy to google that shit.

What I do know is that she got a cash settlement from Ryan Philippe, Reese Witherspoon’s ex and baby daddy, for allegedly assaulting her. This was back in 2019, pre COVID when people liked the whole MeToo movement a lot.

The court documents had pictures of her injuries, allegations of drug use, pretty much all fun things you’d expect from some rich actor being used by a hot titty model to level up.

I’m not saying Philippe is a good dude, or that he didn’t throw her down the stairs, but I will say that her tits were definitely the draw, the attraction, what got him in the situation on the first place….and the tits are why he had to pay her out…

So use this as a warning and beware of tits, they can be the end of you…or at least a thorn in your side, but they are so delicious and life is short, so why not risk it for the hot tit…playing it safe gets you nowhere and you end up missing out on all the good tit….right?

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Her name is Elsie Hewitt and she’s a big titty model, who I think did Playboy or some other shit that you’d do if you had big tits, trying to use the big tits to get the lifestyle the big tits deserve…

Anyway, being on the circuit she was on, she ended up in bed with Ryan Philippe, where they likely faked a relationship because bedding a rich Reese Witherspoon breeder is a tread for all…but when MeToo hit, she went after him, totally disregarding his reputation and career and trying to kill the motherfucker, because women, they go for blood.

I don’t know what he did to her, but I bet she got a cash settlement out of it…so it all worked out in the end…

So these are the tits that tried to ruin Ryan….

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I think Elsie Hewitt’s fucking ugly, but that could because she’s a cry wolf sugar baby, doing the yachting thing when trying to become a famous actress in her own right, where she matches with famous dudes on the famous person dating app, and ends up pressing charges on them for assault or some shit….like she did to Ryan Philippe, who may be a piece of shit, what do I fucking know, but who could also be a victim of the equivalent of a Nigerian phone scammer, where the scam isn’t “Send me money to get your money, you Royal Family Member”…..or “Hey granny, I’m in jail, can you wire me bail money”….but more a “I’m a sex vixen, I’ll let you fuck my ass and buy me shit, until realizing I am not getting what I want, so I’ll stage an incident that upsets you enough to beat me, so that you buy me off, because I know you got that Reese Witherspoon alimony”….

I don’t know the full story, I read headlines, jump to conclusions, paint a picture that makes the most sense to me, and that picture is that her big tits are tools of deception to leverage for her own personal gain….

I could be wrong, I’ll have to jerk off to them to find out.

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Every once in a while, it is important to check in with instagram models who got low level attention from being a low level attention seeker who ran to LA to be the ultimate in sugar babies…or instagram models…the two are interchangeable…because if you’re in the right circles it is only a matter of time before a celebrity or an important person tries to fuck you and when you don’t get what you want from that person, you can play crazy girl shit, throw them under the bus an accuse them of being a woman beater, to spin it….for attnetion…to play victim…because everyone is a victim and to possibly cash the fuck in….

I am not saying that is what Elise Hewitt did, maybe her affair with Ryan Phillippe was of love and not a stepping stone or opportunity seeker who uses the vagina to make her dreams come true…BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT IS PRECISELY what she does…and luckily no one gave a shit, she didn’t go famous, if anything she just looks like an asshole who got into the right bed and pull asshole moves…

I don’t endorse women beaters, I don’t think women should be pushed or beat up, or attacked, or abused…but I do believe in the whole you get treated how you treat yourself..or how you allow yourself to get treated…and I definitely think throwing people publicly under the bus is trashy as shit…keep it between yourself…that’s the WORST fucking activism..

Point of the story, all these idiots are garbage but I’ll look at the tits.

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Elsie Hewitt’s hot a big set of tits on a relatively not so big frame, which is a recipe for success on social media…

She has 1,000,000 followerrs and aI don’t think she’s gone the OnlyFans exclusive content porn route that they pretend are for the “fans” but that are actually for the loser fans who don’t know they are being swindled, manipulated and lied to….

I think she’s done Playboy, which is a good thing when you have tits like that, I mean she’s using them for attention and money, she might as well maximize before she’s too fucking old….

I am not a fan of hers because she went after Ryan Philippe for being an abuser in a #metoo, because I hate when people go public on social media against people, in efforts to ruin their fucking lives, it’s just a cunty thing to do…even if the domestic complaint is legit…keep it to your damn self..

Plus I am also aware that these girls target or take advantage of these rich dudes like Ryan Philippe for either money, clout, etc…it’s LA, a competitive place, you need to attach to any ladder wrung you can…and old actors who don’t know how social media work don’t realize that these girls are dangerous…nothing more dangerous than a girl who thinks she’s more than just a set of tits cuz of instagram follower count because they think they are more important than they are…this is not the finding some dumb hot chick at a diner to fuck…it’s way more strategic and menacing than that.

So whether Philippe beat her like she claims, or whether she got a payout now that his ex wife is rumored to be a billionaire for selling her Production company, so he can afford to throw money at a problem slut to make it go away, or not..keep it to your damn self….leveraging canceling someone to elevate yourself is trash…but I guess when you’re using your tits to get money…trash is kinda your thing….but in Elsie’s case, the tits are big enough to be a marketable talent in and of itself…so we’re glad she brings the tits…even if she’s a throw a motherfucker under the bus kind of bitch.

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