Elsie Hewitt is a big titty model, I’m assuming she did Playboy or other nude shoots at some point in her career as an LA based titty model, but I am too lazy to google that shit.

What I do know is that she got a cash settlement from Ryan Philippe, Reese Witherspoon’s ex and baby daddy, for allegedly assaulting her. This was back in 2019, pre COVID when people liked the whole MeToo movement a lot.

The court documents had pictures of her injuries, allegations of drug use, pretty much all fun things you’d expect from some rich actor being used by a hot titty model to level up.

I’m not saying Philippe is a good dude, or that he didn’t throw her down the stairs, but I will say that her tits were definitely the draw, the attraction, what got him in the situation on the first place….and the tits are why he had to pay her out…

So use this as a warning and beware of tits, they can be the end of you…or at least a thorn in your side, but they are so delicious and life is short, so why not risk it for the hot tit…playing it safe gets you nowhere and you end up missing out on all the good tit….right?

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Her name is Elsie Hewitt and she’s a big titty model, who I think did Playboy or some other shit that you’d do if you had big tits, trying to use the big tits to get the lifestyle the big tits deserve…

Anyway, being on the circuit she was on, she ended up in bed with Ryan Philippe, where they likely faked a relationship because bedding a rich Reese Witherspoon breeder is a tread for all…but when MeToo hit, she went after him, totally disregarding his reputation and career and trying to kill the motherfucker, because women, they go for blood.

I don’t know what he did to her, but I bet she got a cash settlement out of it…so it all worked out in the end…

So these are the tits that tried to ruin Ryan….

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I think Elsie Hewitt’s fucking ugly, but that could because she’s a cry wolf sugar baby, doing the yachting thing when trying to become a famous actress in her own right, where she matches with famous dudes on the famous person dating app, and ends up pressing charges on them for assault or some shit….like she did to Ryan Philippe, who may be a piece of shit, what do I fucking know, but who could also be a victim of the equivalent of a Nigerian phone scammer, where the scam isn’t “Send me money to get your money, you Royal Family Member”…..or “Hey granny, I’m in jail, can you wire me bail money”….but more a “I’m a sex vixen, I’ll let you fuck my ass and buy me shit, until realizing I am not getting what I want, so I’ll stage an incident that upsets you enough to beat me, so that you buy me off, because I know you got that Reese Witherspoon alimony”….

I don’t know the full story, I read headlines, jump to conclusions, paint a picture that makes the most sense to me, and that picture is that her big tits are tools of deception to leverage for her own personal gain….

I could be wrong, I’ll have to jerk off to them to find out.

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Every once in a while, it is important to check in with instagram models who got low level attention from being a low level attention seeker who ran to LA to be the ultimate in sugar babies…or instagram models…the two are interchangeable…because if you’re in the right circles it is only a matter of time before a celebrity or an important person tries to fuck you and when you don’t get what you want from that person, you can play crazy girl shit, throw them under the bus an accuse them of being a woman beater, to spin it….for attnetion…to play victim…because everyone is a victim and to possibly cash the fuck in….

I am not saying that is what Elise Hewitt did, maybe her affair with Ryan Phillippe was of love and not a stepping stone or opportunity seeker who uses the vagina to make her dreams come true…BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT IS PRECISELY what she does…and luckily no one gave a shit, she didn’t go famous, if anything she just looks like an asshole who got into the right bed and pull asshole moves…

I don’t endorse women beaters, I don’t think women should be pushed or beat up, or attacked, or abused…but I do believe in the whole you get treated how you treat yourself..or how you allow yourself to get treated…and I definitely think throwing people publicly under the bus is trashy as shit…keep it between yourself…that’s the WORST fucking activism..

Point of the story, all these idiots are garbage but I’ll look at the tits.

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Elsie Hewitt’s hot a big set of tits on a relatively not so big frame, which is a recipe for success on social media…

She has 1,000,000 followerrs and aI don’t think she’s gone the OnlyFans exclusive content porn route that they pretend are for the “fans” but that are actually for the loser fans who don’t know they are being swindled, manipulated and lied to….

I think she’s done Playboy, which is a good thing when you have tits like that, I mean she’s using them for attention and money, she might as well maximize before she’s too fucking old….

I am not a fan of hers because she went after Ryan Philippe for being an abuser in a #metoo, because I hate when people go public on social media against people, in efforts to ruin their fucking lives, it’s just a cunty thing to do…even if the domestic complaint is legit…keep it to your damn self..

Plus I am also aware that these girls target or take advantage of these rich dudes like Ryan Philippe for either money, clout, etc…it’s LA, a competitive place, you need to attach to any ladder wrung you can…and old actors who don’t know how social media work don’t realize that these girls are dangerous…nothing more dangerous than a girl who thinks she’s more than just a set of tits cuz of instagram follower count because they think they are more important than they are…this is not the finding some dumb hot chick at a diner to fuck…it’s way more strategic and menacing than that.

So whether Philippe beat her like she claims, or whether she got a payout now that his ex wife is rumored to be a billionaire for selling her Production company, so he can afford to throw money at a problem slut to make it go away, or not..keep it to your damn self….leveraging canceling someone to elevate yourself is trash…but I guess when you’re using your tits to get money…trash is kinda your thing….but in Elsie’s case, the tits are big enough to be a marketable talent in and of itself…so we’re glad she brings the tits…even if she’s a throw a motherfucker under the bus kind of bitch.

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Elise Hewitt is a set of aspiring titties that I assume are trying to make it in the acting world, but instead are making it with actors, and by making it, I mean fucking them….as young girls in LA who want to be models tend to do…it’s almost the whole point of them….and when you see that they don’t do consistent brand deals on their feed…you know their’ in the circuit getting money on the side….you know…off of instagram…

Anyway, I am not a fan of Elsie and I hope her career dreams crash and fucking burn, she’s probably not even that good of an actress, (ohhhhhhhh Dissss)…. I mean who is….acting is a fucking joke….

But yeah, I am not a fan of her because she pulled a #MeToo on Ryan Philippe, when dude was just trying to get his dick wet in a set of instagram tits thanks to being a novelty that makes girls want to get his dick wet with their wetness…you know status fucks…

Only to take the fucker to court, get him in trouble for beating her…like these are pretty bold claims that probably aren’t true, but a young person playing victim to sacrifice an established person’s reputation to get a reputation of her own….

Like keep your private life to yourself, you attention seeking, half naked, opportunistic fuck….literally.

Anyway…her tits are big in her underwear shoot….and that’s about all I gotta say about that.

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When Elise Hewitt isn’t dating Ryan Philippe after seducing him with her tits in his instagram DMs, because he’s an old man and doesn’t really know how the internet works….putting him in a vulnerable position with these opportunist sluts, that end up making him crack under the pressure from their crazy, because they think they are as important as him thanks to their tits, so dude who is used to just having random chicks throw themselves at him…is now dealing with entitled girls who think they are more important than him….only to press charges against him and get the support of everyone because #metoo…instead of people saying “Maybe she’s a fucking whore”….and as a whore…deserves it….but in this era you can’t wish bad things on whores…empower sex workers…but what if they are fucking cunts?

Anyway, she’s eating Croissants in her bra for attention, or as high concept content, all to distract from her average looking face…because big tits always distract from average looking faces.

Remember this shit has been photoshopped, filtered and all that other good stuff. Social media is LIEs!

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Elsie Hewitt is the girl that accused Ryan Phillippe of kicking her ass to get on the map…the kind of attention seeking strategy I hate women for doing…milking MeToo and Believe all women, instead of focusing on the evidence….ensationalizing a fight to get their name in ink, in the media, to matter…riding the most famous cock she’s had to date and throwing him under the bus to get noticed off his celebrity…playing the victim, instead of the whore…out for her damn self cuz she’s got big tits and an average face….making the poor Reese Witherspoon husband who was once a huge deal…out to be some evil man, with toxic masculinity, who beats whores…..when we live in a world where we should be allowed to beat whores, if we pay them enough, and not have them run to the media…it’s a fetish for some….all these “slap me / choke me / spank me” girls on the text messages aren’t too into it when push comes to shove and real life comes to cash a check their internet seductress profile wrote….

Point being…garbage woman, huge tits….balances itself out…

Here she is in some bikini photoshoot

Here she is sounding dumb as fuck in a casting video..

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Elsie Hewitt is some big tits from isntagram who got naked on instagram and because of the big tits as following on instagam…and thanks to that big tit inspired following…she’s signed to a repped by actual companies trying to navigate social media…who don’t realize that what they are actually doing is repping a set of big tits…cuz we are all a bunch of perverts..from the dudes subscribing to the tits…to the girl born with the tits saying – this is gonna work out nice for me…

Making the moves…showing that ass too…but not naked cuz I guess she refining her look.

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