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2023

11

Dec

The Tits that Brought Down Ryan Philippe of the Day

Her name is Elsie Hewitt and she’s a big titty model, who I think did Playboy or some other shit that you’d do if you had big tits, trying to use the big tits to get the lifestyle the big tits deserve…

Anyway, being on the circuit she was on, she ended up in bed with Ryan Philippe, where they likely faked a relationship because bedding a rich Reese Witherspoon breeder is a tread for all…but when MeToo hit, she went after him, totally disregarding his reputation and career and trying to kill the motherfucker, because women, they go for blood.

I don’t know what he did to her, but I bet she got a cash settlement out of it…so it all worked out in the end…

So these are the tits that tried to ruin Ryan….

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