Elsie Hewitt Titty Top of the Day

2022

Mar

I think Elsie Hewitt’s fucking ugly, but that could because she’s a cry wolf sugar baby, doing the yachting thing when trying to become a famous actress in her own right, where she matches with famous dudes on the famous person dating app, and ends up pressing charges on them for assault or some shit….like she did to Ryan Philippe, who may be a piece of shit, what do I fucking know, but who could also be a victim of the equivalent of a Nigerian phone scammer, where the scam isn’t “Send me money to get your money, you Royal Family Member”…..or “Hey granny, I’m in jail, can you wire me bail money”….but more a “I’m a sex vixen, I’ll let you fuck my ass and buy me shit, until realizing I am not getting what I want, so I’ll stage an incident that upsets you enough to beat me, so that you buy me off, because I know you got that Reese Witherspoon alimony”….

I don’t know the full story, I read headlines, jump to conclusions, paint a picture that makes the most sense to me, and that picture is that her big tits are tools of deception to leverage for her own personal gain….

I could be wrong, I’ll have to jerk off to them to find out.