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Archive for the Elsie Hewitt Category

2019

11

Oct

Elsie Hewitt Big Tit Instagram Trash Wins Settlement of the Day

Elsie Hewitt is the enterprising host body for a huge set of tits, that is now an inspiration to instagram sluts trying to make it, because bitch just got fucking paid.

The story is basic, and obvious, an instagram girl gets a following because of her big tits. The instagram girl follows a celeb she thinks is hot. The celeb being an idiot celeb, sees the tits and realizes how easy it is to get girls to fuck with social media, before he’d have to leave the house, now he can vet them on the IG and send a driver…

So dude gets sucked in by the tits, girl makes him lose his mind, when he realizes she’s not a real human, but rather an instagram girl opportunistically moving ahead in the world…in the laziest of ways…tits first..

Anyway, she stages a fight, gets in his shit, calls the cops cuz girls are ruthless and she knows everyone will be on her side. Dude denies it. That means nothing it today’s climate….

So before it goes to court, he settles with her, to keep the exposure as low as possible, so that he doesn’t lose his career, and go back to being paid alimony by Reese Witherspoon like some kind of K-Fed…cuz I guess she was a good choice in girls to knock up….while Elsie was the wrong whore from the internet to fuck with. She backed you into the corner bro.

So another garbage girl, with garbage intentions, doing garbage things, and being rewarded for it. Awesome….

Willing to sign off an NDA for money. You know cuz she doesn’t care if he’s actually abusive, she knows he’s not. She cares about the money.

So be warned all you out there. Beware of the eager tits coming for you. They are up to no good.

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2019

20

Mar

Elsie Hewitt Nude of the Day

Elsie Hewitt Nude

Elsie Hewitt is the girl that accused Ryan Phillippe of kicking her ass to get on the map…the kind of attention seeking strategy I hate women for doing…milking MeToo and Believe all women, instead of focusing on the evidence….ensationalizing a fight to get their name in ink, in the media, to matter…riding the most famous cock she’s had to date and throwing him under the bus to get noticed off his celebrity…playing the victim, instead of the whore…out for her damn self cuz she’s got big tits and an average face….making the poor Reese Witherspoon husband who was once a huge deal…out to be some evil man, with toxic masculinity, who beats whores…..when we live in a world where we should be allowed to beat whores, if we pay them enough, and not have them run to the media…it’s a fetish for some….all these “slap me / choke me / spank me” girls on the text messages aren’t too into it when push comes to shove and real life comes to cash a check their internet seductress profile wrote….

Point being…garbage woman, huge tits….balances itself out…

Here she is in some bikini photoshoot

Here she is sounding dumb as fuck in a casting video..

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2019

14

Mar

Elsie Hewitt – Average Chick with Big Tits of the Day

Elsie Hewitt is some big tits from isntagram who got naked on instagram and because of the big tits as following on instagam…and thanks to that big tit inspired following…she’s signed to a repped by actual companies trying to navigate social media…who don’t realize that what they are actually doing is repping a set of big tits…cuz we are all a bunch of perverts..from the dudes subscribing to the tits…to the girl born with the tits saying – this is gonna work out nice for me…

Making the moves…showing that ass too…but not naked cuz I guess she refining her look.

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2018

26

Apr

Elsie Hewitt Instagrammer Tits of the Day

Elsie Hewitt better known as @elsie – verified instagram user, creator, contributer, big titty who puts her big titties out there, because titties are apparently allowed on instagram when you’re not an account called @drunkenstepfatherdotcom posting them…

She’s apparently a “signed” model, she’s got a 450k following like she matters…and she does matter because she’s got them tits…that she puts out on her instagram which is probably why she’s got 450k followers seeing as there are a shit ton of perverts out there…and I’m one of them.

Keep on aspiring girl…keep that dream alive..whilst looking facetuned as fuck…it’s the way of the people you know…

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2018

07

Feb

Elsie Hewitt in Lingerie for Sexual Predators at GUESS? of the Day

Elsie Hewitt big tits in a low cut bra

Elsie Hewitt is some chick who gets naked on the internet for validation, or maybe it’s for marketing purposes, or maybe for money, you know some low level, but free marketing, because people like naked chicks and follow them…

There are all kinds of level of celebrity and if you have big tits, put them to good use…and she is….

I don’t know if she’s a high class escort, or if she is part of her a high end backpages account…doing the Sugar Baby thing, that the people of LA power like the guy from GUESS who is being ousted by Kate Upton for being a predator….

I mean she could just be a hot chick into getting attention, and getting on GUESS?, because the internet is weird and allows you to produce and distribute any content or message you want around yourself..and eventually the big brands follow the tits…

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2017

22

Aug

Elsie Hewitt Nipple Snapchat of the Day

Elsie Hewitt is some chick who gets naked on the internet for validation, or maybe it’s for marketing purposes, you know some low level, but free form of marketing, because people like naked chicks and follow them…

There are all kinds of level of celebrity, and if you have big tits, put them to good use…

I don’t know if she’s a high class escort, or if this is part of her version of a backpages account…I mean she could just be a hot chick into getting attention because the internet is weird and allows you to produce and distribute any content or message you want around yourself..

I think it’s safe to say it’s a waste of time analyzing this, when really we should focus on how much it costs to ANAL her….you know they all have a price….and in Elsie’s case…she just likes having fun dude…stop hating…

From her instagram…she’s good.

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2017

12

Jul

Elsie Hewitt for Treats! of the Day

Her name is Elsie Hewitt and she’s a get naked on the internet for validation, some level of celebrity, putting a good use of her big tits, that will line her up with sugar daddies…because she’s not getting corporate brands attached to this shit…but she is getting high class escort agencies like Treats!, the company Ryan Seacrest uses for pussy, because when you’re in LA and need your rent paid, you have options…

This is part of their backpages….weird attempt at being creative…

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