Elsie Hewitt is some big titty instagram model who I am sure thinks she’s is very important since Instagram titty content is highly engaging, despite being low hanging fruit, and it gets to their heads….

They confuse “I jerk off to social media tit” with being important.

You may know Elsie Hewitt because at her prime, about 10 years ago, she managed to seduce Ryan Philippe with her tits, which I guess she thought was the future of her big tits, you know that celebrity boyfriend but things didn’t work as planned so she tried to get him cancelled and deleted….by saying he beat her, abused her, was toxic and mean…when we can all assume she was the crazy bitch from the internet being crazy and not really very considerate or subtle like traditional whores..

Instead, it turned into a viral moment, marketing opportunity at the expense of the dude who didn’t give her what she wanted because she wanted more, this was it and he ended the “fucking the tits off the internet that have been throwing themselves at me because they are mental”….

She’s still got the tits.

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