Don’t you fucking say fucking HUMP DAY you fucking scumbag, it’s top annoyance in office cliche small talk, second up is “Happy Friday”…go fuck yourself…

IT IS WEST SPOT WEDNESDAY you fools…the most wonderful time of the week.

IT IS ALSO SURVIVOR NIGHT….but first, WET SPOTS.

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If you thought I forgot about Wet Spot Wednesday – you were wrong.

When you live a Wet Spot Wednesday lifestyle like I do, you never forget about Wet Spot Wednesday.

You just wait for Wet Spot Wednesday to role through each week….

So here are some Wet Spots.

We don’t know the context of the Wet Spots. We don’t know the backstory.

We just know they are alleged Wet Spots and sometimes, that is all we need to know…

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It may be Survivor night, which is the only thing I look forward to in this pathetic existence we have thanks to shitty pop culture. Survivor still hits or slaps or tracks or whatever the fuck the new instagram term is for on-trend or on brand….

The show is still good after all these years, which can be said about no shows ever, so it’s a big deal for a pop culture blog like this one, documenting no actual pop culture news and doing no actual pop culture analysis, since pop culture is dog shit and doesn’t deserve that kind of treatment….

The good news is that life can be inspired without these demons trying to brain wash us with their propaganda, while poisoning us with their messaging and food….

We’ve still got sluts, food, booze, health and fucking wellness, the great gift of life that god has given us….but most importantly…..we have Wet Spots…

I mean that and naps and the occasional nude photo that reminds me of what life once was…

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Wednesdays aren’t HUMP DAY in these part because I always thought that was annoying low frequency office jockey shit…..

I hated people who HUMP DAY me and still do….

However, Wednesdays are SURVIVOR NIGHT during Survivor Season…because that’s the only joy in my life from the entertainment industry.

So I guess this is WET SPOT WEDNESDAY is WET SPOT SURVIVOR NIGHT…

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To some it is Survivor Night, it’s a great show, it should be everyone’s goto….

To other’s it’s HUMP DAY….

In these parts, it’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY and Survivor Night…

So Let’s go….

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Long gone are the days of very gross women posting their wet pussy or dirty panties as some kind of vile attempt to get jerked off to in what I think was more of a cry for help because they couldn’t afford medical intervention, hoping a dirty doctor would be there to tell them they had bacterial vaginitis or some other disorder, maybe even cervical cancer or SYPHILIS, who knows…

Because hot chicks have started posted the wet spots as part of their online whoring marketing initiatives.

They are saying – “look how horny I am perverts with credit cards, so horny I’ve soaked my panties, or at least pretend to by hosing down the panties to give the illusion of horny…MOVIE MAKE-Up shit…”…

NOT TRY – BUT WET…

Here’s a round-up that impresses me as a pioneer in the WET SPOT movement to see it has gone more mainstream and the wetspots more desirable…

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It’s WEDNESDAY…

We don’t do the standardized humpday bullshit for the basic losers out there. You know the office idiot trying to be cute and cheeky…you know who you humpday idiots are.

We do wetspots….

Which are a celebration in female biology….female health….female disease…THE VAGINA and the various ways it soils a panty….like that guy who spent too much time inspecting a vagina while going down on a girl…only to realize he’s scared of vaginas…which is the only way to celebrate a Wednesday.

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Some people call Wednesday Hump Day and I like to spit in those people’s faces because there’s nothing more annoying than a happy HUMP DAY with a smirk. It’s been a pet peeve for a long time. That and “Happy Friday” go fuck yourself.

I’m not some goth miserable chick who hates when people are cheery, I just hate when they are dialled so aggressively into the matrix that their brains work in retard NPC mode….where in every office across America there is at least one “Happy Hump Day” or “Happy Friday” motherfucker.

The point of the story is that Wednesday is Survivor Night to me, but WET SPOT WEDNESDAY to you…because I compile these perverted and vile women who think their pussy wetness is something to show off, or to lure a man in, like a snail leaving its track, like a dog sniffing ass, only thought a computer screen…shit’s supposed to be compelling and MAYBE it is….

Here are a bunch of WET SPOTS while I go hang out on my PRIVATE YACHT thanks to all those CRYPTO donations I probably should have been asking for when CRYPTO was worthless, so that I’d be a billionaire now….but failing at life takes strategy and that would have gone against said strategy.

I LOVE YOU and I shower you with WET SPOTS..

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I like to identify as a hard hitting journalist, even though I don’t really know anything about journalism, and if I was a hard hitting journalist, I’d rather be the kind that is paid off by the regime to push lies and propaganda so that I can afford my beach house.

My form of journalism is documenting the insanity that happens on the internet, because there are a lot of weird fucking people on the internet, so weird that it’s blossomed into being weird in real life, so weird that more and more people are getting in on the weirdness, because they want that internet attention too and when enough people are weird about it or how they go about it, it becomes the normal….

The baseline rises to weirdness…..

So in documenting the insanity of the internet all these years, since I’m a hard hitting investigative journalist who does the bare minimum, I end up posting sluts posting WET SPOT pictures, in efforts to get attention, followers, or paid subscribers…

With captions like “EAT MY PANTY GRAVY OFF YOUR POT ROAST LOOKING FACE” or “DRIPPING THINKING ABOUT YOU”….where YOU is the ALL encompassing YOU and not actually YOU but if you’re retarded enough you believe is actually YOU so you pull the credit care out to chat with her AI chat bot that’s actually an indian dude in a call center…

With that being said, here are those WETSPOTS…since it’s Wednesday.

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Some people call Wednesday HUMP DAY.

Some people call it SURVIVOR NIGHT….

But us guys around here know what Wednesday is actually about…..the WET SPOT…

Women of the internet have decided to share their soiled panties to trigger or manipulate men into thinking they are so horny….because some men are pretty pathetic and pay for that shit.

They don’t know the real hotness is when the pussy is dry because you can feel the friction on your micro penis….

They don’t know how to handle women and think of them as mystical creatures that only exist in pictures on the internet….and see wetness and can’t contain themselves..

They don’t know the wetness isn’t for them and could be staged….

They are just near retards….so this is for you….and all the amateur and hobbiest gynecologists out there like the creaming for analysis…IS IT OVULATION, AROUSAL, INFECTION, OR FAKE!

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