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2024

20

Dec

Britney Spears Pink Bikini of the Day

I am convinced that Britney Spears is dead, but how could she be dead if she’s reposting weird bikini pics as part of storyline that she’s moving to Mexico for the prescription drugs that don’t need prescriptions!

Those US dollars go far in Pesos….

You can buy a lot of TACOS with some Britney money.

However…..

She could still be dead and this could be AI, old footage, a body double…MANY options….

I’m just happy to watch her, dead or alive, in a bikini because I live a sad sad life.

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2024

20

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Titty in a Red Dress of the Day

Sydney Sweeney got paid to wear a red dress with her rockin tits.

It’s not that exciting, but her and her team postured this series of Q4 advertising deliverables for success.

She gets paid stupid to promote these brands because she is one of the more viral of celebs thanks to her tits.

Now she’s a hero who has overcome so much, because the internet called her fat due to her weight gain they are drawing attention to that no one actually cares about, when really they should be calling her face inbred, fetal alcohol syndrome or dopey…

Calling her fat is retarded, even with the weight gain they want you to notice and debate for marketing purposes….

Calling her overrated and weirdly faced is another story.

Either way, they are rolling out the end of year cash grab, with the tits.

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2024

20

Dec

Selena Gomez Pantyhose of the Day

Fat Selena Gomez who recently got engaged to a human/animal hybrid. It makes sense, since she’s a Disney kid and they are likely the corporation that is doing human animal hybrids to live out some of their live action movie roles for, since they are the masters of humanizing animals….Anthropomorphism.

She squeezed her Golden Globe nominated fat thigh into a thigh high pantyhose to seduce you.

It looks like a fat chick at an amusement park wrongfully in leggings while eating her corn dog.

It looks like a sausage in boiling water about to explode.

It looks like a Ham shrink wrapped in plastic ready to be opened up for Christmas Dinner.

Filthy.

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2024

20

Dec

Jenna Ortega in a Photoshoot of the Day

Jenna Ortega is packaged as some hot chick.

She is creepily small, giving her that teen girl body that got her cast in Wednesday, but not he good kind of teen body that’s just about 18 with giant fertile tits ready to take on the world before turning fat, she’s the kind of teen body that looks like she’s in the Chess club at her middle school….she reminds me of the nerdy kid in Boy Meets World before Maitland Ward was on the show and before she was taking 4 black cocks in her fat old asshole…

Which is why I don’t support the Jenna Ortega being sexualized movement. I find her disturbing as a concept…..

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2024

20

Dec

Miley Cyrus Throwback Nude of the Day

Miley Cyrus nudes are legendary. They are pre-OF and exclusive content when the nudes were for shock value, for marketing, to rebrand, to be edgy and exciting.

The nudes these days lack the same level of excitement, authenticity, because it’s just a fucking cash grab, even if the rebrand, the marketing hype the action Miley got was for money, it was a soft sell approach and I appreciate it.

So here’s the the good times. Let the good times role.

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2024

20

Dec

Demi Lovato Not Dead of the Day

Demi Lovato looks like she’s been on the Ozempic kick, getting those face injections, jacking herself into looking like a sex doll muppet the girls seem to want to look like when they age out.

Plus, she was a heroin addict, so anything to avoid that crackhead looking face the heroin addicts have.

What I don’t like about Demi Lovato, besides her lack of hotness, is her annoying perpetuating that mental health issues are real, or that addiction is a disease.

I am a firm believer that if you can’t handle your heroin, you shouldn’t be doing heroin, and if you chose to do heroin, you should expect to die doing heroin.

Since losing some friends to heroin many years ago, I’ve been a passionate Narcan protestor, if you don’t respect your life, than either do I.

Which is why Demi Lovato should be dead, or at least cancelled for being a terrible influencer.

Acting like she’s a hero or a survivor is offensive….

They’ll cancel a dude for jerking off on the phone with interns…they’ll lock Weinstein up for raping whores but they won’t cancel the kind of celebrity that survives heroin.

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2024

20

Dec

Sofia Vergara Old Lady Tits of the Day

Sofia Vergara is very fucking old, but unlike most old rich ladies using their tits to trick young guys they hire to fuck them, she actually gets the young guys willing to fuck her, thanks to the sorcery of celebrity.

She’s one of the biggest scams in Hollywood, that proves that you don’t need talent or tits….

She’s evidence that you don’t even need to speak the language, you just need tits.

Unless my theory that she’s a drug mule who has dirt on powerful people visiting Miami when she was a younger “model” in Miami, likely hanging with all the rich folks at the exclusive parties, possibly wearing lingerie and letting the rich guys eat sushi off her naked body….you know that kind of party girl….

The immigrants from drug running countries are more cut throat and willing to kill to get ahead. It’s a passion that domestic Americans who are lazy from all that fast food, which is why Sofia Vergara takes your jobs American Spanish girls. I mena, that and the tits.

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2024

20

Dec

Carmen Electra Old Lady Whore Titty of the Day

Carmen Electra is a fucking titty dinosaur, which is about as fake in the titty as the actual dinosaurs they try to trick you into thinking are real to confuse you and force you to believe in the evolution theory to denounce god.

She is still a whore which is pretty remarkable, I think it’s one of those things I’ve experienced at the strip club many times when the day shift girls look like they’ve seen better days, or better decades….

I am talking granny strippers who won’t give up showing their cunt, grinding on you like the diaper they should be wearing at the old folks home…who just can’t give up.

Once a whore always a whore, some Christmas miracle shit….and by shit I mean literal shit….I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel and taking the millions to some resort town to die instead of HOLDING onto the dream thanks to AI and other modern tech that allows her to continue the gross hustle…

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2024

20

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I don’t do enough of these galleries, but I am a one man show and I am extremely lazy, but it’s Christmas.

You, dear reader, have not made me rich or bought anything I am selling, which I assume is because you don’t exist.

In your defence, I wouldn’t visit a site like this either.

If I was to draw up a business plan with CHATGPT, it would not look like this from a content perspective.

Yet here we fucking are!

So in being uninspired by your lack of encouragement. Think of me as the retard who needs the school to cheer me on so that I do my awkward dance in front of everyone, thinking they are for me and not mocking me….

I don’t dig through the self produced content of whores everywhere, just producing whore content for whatever motivation, whether it’s money or attention I don’t know…

It’s girls in their fishnets, posing like they are off-brand Penthouse girls, while seemingly self-producing this shit…that’s great.

Whoring like fishnets are timeless!

Let’s hope some of these girls are some of your daughters…..

Posted in:Fishnets

2024

20

Dec

Liz Olsen Wears Some Full Body Leotard to the Gym of the Day

I like to think the celebrities being caught in the wild, even if for the most part is done intentionally and with tips being sent to the paparazzi from the celebrity looking for some media coverage, is far more fun than the celebrity posting their own curated pictures of themselves on social media.

As much as I dislike the paparazzi for their aggressive legal teams who tried to ruin me numerous times over the 20 years of doing this.

The stealthy camera man stalking the celebrity is really where it’s at when it comes to celebrity content.

As much as the internet doesn’t give a fuck about celebrities, celebrities still give a fuck about each other and they all get paid for being celebrities, so capturing them leaving the gym, or on the beach with their guts out, released without their permission, is a part of pop culture we need to aggressively bring back.

Fuck the curation, or the oversharing in the fakest way to come across as being human and bring the caught off guard, showing how shitty they are in look or in personality, because celebs may not matter, but people who think they matter being cut down, roasted and shamed for just existing is fun.

That being said, here’s Liz Olsen of Olsen Twin sister with a complex who had to prove herself in her adult years that she was as worthy as her billionaire sisters.

She is leaving the gym in a leotard, not sure if she’s flat footed or pigeon toed or some shit, but her knees are kinked in in the weirdest of ways, her belly looking like a Shar-pei’s face, her vagina not cametoed, WHERE Is it? I don’t know but this leaving the gym rough faced is great!

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