In news you don’t care about, but that I accidentally clicked on while getting those Nelly Furtado fat fuck pics, Kaia Gerber and Austin Butler have broke up after 3 years.
For those of you who don’t know who these people are, Austin Butler is the potentially gay dude who was dating the very scrawny ass of Cindy Crawford’s spawn Kaia, and they have been dating for 3 years.
Maybe, he’s decided to go full homo because her twink body doesn’t have the dick he feels he needs….
Or maybe the contract has run its course and he’s got other girls to help launch careers or help hype up his own career.
We don’t know these things, but we do know young Cindy Crawford clones when we see them in push up bras.
I don’t find Kaia a hot model, but people do, and those people may be you….
She is skinny and in a world of fat, I approve of that message….
Nelly Furtado is a story many Portuguese men can probably relate to.
There was a time when the high fish diet didn’t make those little custard pies those Portuguese eat seem like they could leave a dent in the bitch….but then 30 hits and every bite of their delicious Portuguese bread, sip of their wine, taste of their chicken leaves a damaging and painful mark….
It’s like French Canadian women when they turn 25 and look 65 after the hard years of stripping, smoking and sucking the cock…only more European, despite being the asshole of Europe.
Nelly as she likes to be called, decided to write a fucking novel celebrating her obesity like these other woke, liberal freakish people who don’t understand the concept of diet and exercise…
She’s rich, why not eat all the good foods…..
So thinking she’ll get the support of the other fatties of the internet, she’s postured herself as being brave, which in a lot of ways she is brave, but not quite as brave as the bikini trying to hold itself together….the real hero.
I am a firm believer in bikinis being a weight class and age class discriminator.
I don’t think the fact they exist means you should use them….but I am also a fat shaming asshole who expects more effort out of public figures….and I don’t mean when trying to bend over and slip that shit up over her giant gunt…all out of breath and flushed because of the obesity…..I mean effort in not being obese. Lazy fucks…
Sydney Sweeney is marketed as the most viral and important celebrity of our time.
For those who don’t know, she went viral for her tits in Euphoria, which young people happened to watch, when young people don’t watch anything.
Like the OnlyFans girls who rose out of the Pandemic, Sweeney and her dopey face rose out of the pandemic as the only celebrity people care about or who has influence.
She barely posted on her social media because she doesn’t really care about her fans, until realizing it’s a money stream the brands want to push product through.
So now, she keeps her profile semi-active, so that she can post the ads in between and get paid the easy fucking money.
You know, because she’s an ARTIST…
I typically don’t care about the shamelessness of these idiots in this consumer driven world. They want money, idiots want to spend money, it’s just a little lazier than I’d want to see marketing dollars spent….
More importantly, they are insincere in their messaging, it’s just a cash grab….
So Sweeney, who has a multi million dollar deal with Samsung is pretending to be excited with Samsung’s new AI plans….
We all know she doesn’t care about that shit…..and to make it WORSE…she’s not even showing off her tits…
Clearly, she lacks total respect for her audience and think you’re all fucking stupid….
Which is why in protest of this ad, you should throw out your Samsung products and buy some bootleg flip phones from CHINA…
Fuck the internet, fuck the social media, while thinking of titty fucking Sweeney…even though she hasn’t delivered the titty fuck content since deciding to go mainstream and take on the role of relevant celebrity….
Here you will see Sydney Sweeney “Can’t fucking wait for the fucking AI updates on my SAMSUNG PHONE” lie….because she’s an actor and text overlay is way easier and convincing in the lie than actually looking to the camera and straight up lying.
Like this bitch is excited about a Samsung update, like ANYONE is excited about a SAMSUNG update, get the fuck out of here….
They treat us like idiots, because we are idiots…..
Now….since Sweeney is being paid over 1,000,000 dollars of this campaign, here’s a list from AI, not SAMSUNG’s AI Sweeney is CREAMING over while looking at her paycheck….of movies that had a less than 1,000,000 dollar budget…
MEANING, the Artist, the CREATIVE, the genius that is Sweeney and her tits, could have DONE SOMETHING OF VALUE with that money….
Clerks
The Blair Witch Project
Mad Max (the original)
Paranormal Activities
Tangerine
Eraserhead
Pi
Slacker
Dinner with Andre
Instead, you get this…..
Total misuse of funds, something great could have been done, but why bother because of laziness..
Stop celebrating laziness and lies, DEMAND MORE out of these assholes….
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Kate Moss is probably my favorite of the 90s models. It’s pretty cliche to like Kate Moss, most aged faggots you meet will tell you how much they like Kate Moss, they may even wear T-Shirts with her iconic photos on them…
But since I am not a faggot, despite most people thinking I must be a faggot to waste my time doing celebrity obsession content….I like Kate Moss for Pete Doherty’s Baby Shambles album and more importantly, for her public unapologetic cocaine at the fashion party use, in a time when people cared about not being seen as cokeheads, before the bro college crowd jumped on coke harder than cock…
Anyway, more importantly, she always had her tits out and I like tits, even small tits, especailly model tits….
Well, she had a child out of wedlock, we call that BASTARD CHILD….it was with some trendy dude in the 90s dude who owned hipster mgazine….and well this is the product of that creampie cumshot…
Her name is Lilah, she’s blonde, not as busty as Leni, but more interesting because Kate Moss beats Heidi Klum on pretty much all levels, except maybe a wrestle, since Kate Moss was heroin chic while Klum is a German tank built out of eugenics programs in Nazi era….
What I am saying is anything that came out of Kate Moss’ vagina is an icon…
Selena Gomez was a lot more fun when she was going through some bullshit mental health issues designed by being a whining victim playing the victim role because she could afford to.
These bullshit mental health claims all these lazy fucks push on us as excuses for why they suck or why they are horrible people, is really just a product of privilege.
If you’re broke and have no one to bail you out, no matter how psychotic, schizo or anxious you are, you suck it up and go to work at the mill because you want to eat…..sure some may crack and commit murder but for the most part, we just embrace our depression as being “this is what life is, LET ME DIE already”…like normal people.
This reprogrammed with the new tit Selena Gomez, which makes me think the spirit of the corpse that provided her with one of her Kidneys has taken over her life with a food addiction, fat tits, and an ability to work hard enough to get nominated for bullshit awards.
She’s even found love with a guy who looks like a farm animal from a fantasy movie, which is always disturbing to see….but it tells a happier story than when she was just not working, drunk and getting fatter…you know the pre-ozempic year.
I guess what I am saying is, I hate when these people start winning when they are so close to falling off after winning….
Make some room for the other whores with a dream you mooch….
She made an appearance by her fellow owned-by-disney creep Kimmel and she had her tits out….which matters….if you like fat girl tits.
So people don’t give a fuck about the celebs, they are over giving the actors in the movies, singers and models any love but they do care about the children of celebs who are influencers, because people are inconsistent…..
Leni Klum is one of the more exciting celebrity children not because she’s living that NEPOTISM life she was born into and deserves, I’m all for nepotism even if I’m not from some gilded family, because eugenics, breeding, leveling up your family’s power is the single most important thing you can do in life, so sitting there mad that they win and you lose cuz they were born into is retarded.
Life’s not fair, the most talented is rarely the most successful, and if you happen to win, you should give the kids all you can so they can keep winning too.
Leni Klum is one of the more exciting celebrity children but because she has big tits on her small frame….GETTING THE FAT DEPOSITS in all the right places.
She did some Golden Globes touring and showed off her dress….
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The saddest thing about Katy Perry is that there’s at least one dude out there who thinks she’s fucking hot and just can’t stop jerking off to her.
You know just one weirdo who puts on her songs in his masturbation playlist and stares at her pictures while he FAPS.
Clearly, dude’s not well, manipulated and sucked in by her marketing efforts and brain washing satanic mind control tactics…but he exists and that’s upsetting….
Katy Perry, a straight up hack who tricked the world into embracing her lies and music as if it was quality, proving that we live amongst retards who don’t know they are retards which is worse than the retards who know they are retards….
Well, the pig bitch has taken some ozempic type product to slim down and look even creepier than she always has….while maintaining her tits…which is weird, but if you have a deal with the devil that involves being gifted great tits for her soul while negotiating her contract that created the Katy Perry identity.
She’s also used AI that she doesn’t want you to use but that she can use to present as herself…because it’s all part of the lies that trick you fools…
I’ll look at her tits, but I do it with a dislike for everything that clunky has ever done, which makes it more fun than being the dude who only gets off to Katy Perry…that guy makes us sad.
I accidentally read some article written by AI with actual typos from Vanity Fair outlining the winners of the Golden Globes.
I had no idea the Golden Globes were happening because I’ve hated all the award shows for as long as I can remember.
The good news is that the general public also hate all the award shows now that they’ve realized that celebrities are some of the worst people around. Just shameless losers who think they are important because they perpetuate a lie that acting is some kind of art, in order to keep the illusion of hollywood being this exclusive and amazing place alive, so that they can continue to control your minds and feed you product and content you don’t like, that isn’t good, all for a profit off your backs…
These are demonic scumbag losers who don’t even bring us hot chicks, despite presenting these mid-chicks as hot chicks, it’s a real fucking scam.
So people hate celebs, great for business being a celebrity hate site if they didn’t hate celebs so much they don’t bother reading some asshole’s opinion of their tits….
The funny thing in the whole thing is that the celebs, using their acting, since it is their ART, just walk through life pretending they are still important because they are in shitty fucking movies and TV shows that people happen to watch because they have nothing better to do…
So their best role yet isn’t pretending they aren’t degenerate whores who would put any object in their ass a producer with the money and power to create them asks, now they have to pretend that they are liked, worshipped and appreciated like the celebs they are, when people actually don’t give a fuck about them…
So when reading the ROBOT written, TYPO ridden Vanity Fair article that reminded me that all MEDIA is dead, they don’t even have the respect for their audience to write their own fucking words as they cash in on huge ad dollars….
I saw the winners of ALL the Golden Globes and not one of them stood out as interesting….except maybe all the Asians because Hollywood knows their only shot at winning is Asian celebs to Asian markets who don’t hate their celebs like the WHITES of AMERICA do….
Here are some of the bootleg whores who think they are prime all dolled up and mainly looking like trashy average at best chicks:
Auli’i Cravalho – she’s even got HO in her Name…..CRAVEL HO….like GRAVEL HO….the modern BACKHOE?
Mikey Madison’s Tits Were Alright in all her Anora Fuck Scenes – Even Though that Movie was Painfully horrible to watch…and not in a good way….it was a fast forward for Mikey Madison Tits kind of movie….so I’ll endorse the tits…even if her face is telling me she may be trans.
Hollywood keeps pushing Zendaya on you hard, they want you to truly believe she’s hot, that she’s glamour, that she’s everything a celebrity should be…all while looking like a personal support worker at an old folks home who has a autoimmune disease that keeps her emaciated as she makes that money to send back home to momma…
Can you imagine that this is the hottest celeb in the eyes of Hollywood and she looks like she’s heading to a wedding in an inappropriately loud dress she picked up at a thrift store…..it’s crazy.
Ariana Grande’s Looking like a Creepy Granny just not nearly dead enough….or maybe it’s one of those Cerebral Palsy types in the wheel chair who have under developed bodies due to their horrible diseases but that full sized head….like that weirdo YOUTUBE couple…..
Cross-Eyed looking Alex Daddario hiding her recent MOMMY MILKERS even though that’s all anyone cares about and really the only reason she’s high profile enough to be at the bullshit celebrity circle jerk of celebrating each other like they haven’t already won….She really snuffed her titties out under a blanket like they were on fire…
Eiza Gonzalez in a White Dress because she’s Pure….a PURE whore…hoping the white dress masks the CUM stains….IT WON’T WOMAN…but she already knows that…she deals in sperm motherfuckers.
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