I accidentally read some article written by AI with actual typos from Vanity Fair outlining the winners of the Golden Globes.
I had no idea the Golden Globes were happening because I’ve hated all the award shows for as long as I can remember.
The good news is that the general public also hate all the award shows now that they’ve realized that celebrities are some of the worst people around. Just shameless losers who think they are important because they perpetuate a lie that acting is some kind of art, in order to keep the illusion of hollywood being this exclusive and amazing place alive, so that they can continue to control your minds and feed you product and content you don’t like, that isn’t good, all for a profit off your backs…
These are demonic scumbag losers who don’t even bring us hot chicks, despite presenting these mid-chicks as hot chicks, it’s a real fucking scam.
So people hate celebs, great for business being a celebrity hate site if they didn’t hate celebs so much they don’t bother reading some asshole’s opinion of their tits….
The funny thing in the whole thing is that the celebs, using their acting, since it is their ART, just walk through life pretending they are still important because they are in shitty fucking movies and TV shows that people happen to watch because they have nothing better to do…
So their best role yet isn’t pretending they aren’t degenerate whores who would put any object in their ass a producer with the money and power to create them asks, now they have to pretend that they are liked, worshipped and appreciated like the celebs they are, when people actually don’t give a fuck about them…
So when reading the ROBOT written, TYPO ridden Vanity Fair article that reminded me that all MEDIA is dead, they don’t even have the respect for their audience to write their own fucking words as they cash in on huge ad dollars….
I saw the winners of ALL the Golden Globes and not one of them stood out as interesting….except maybe all the Asians because Hollywood knows their only shot at winning is Asian celebs to Asian markets who don’t hate their celebs like the WHITES of AMERICA do….
Here are some of the bootleg whores who think they are prime all dolled up and mainly looking like trashy average at best chicks:
Auli’i Cravalho – she’s even got HO in her Name…..CRAVEL HO….like GRAVEL HO….the modern BACKHOE?
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Felicity Jones – whoever the fuck that is – looking hot enough to work at Starbucks.
Jordana Brewster – Possible Nipple which is needed otherwise no one would care that Jordana Brewster was there….
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Kristen Bell Dressed Like an Oscar – Wrong Award Show Ya Dumb Bitch….Maybe it’s Dementia…cuz she’s Old…
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Monica Barbaro Big Enough Cleavage
Salma Hayek’s Still Got Big Tits….Which is All She Ever Really Had or Needed…
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead being Molested by a Midget – Globes turning into weird fetish content…
Overrated when she wasn’t old and fat – Lesbian Cara Delevingne was invited with her GUNT from EATING too much pussy because she’s a Lesbian
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Elle Fanning on some Tarzan Shit
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Industry’s Wonder Child now old as shit Dakota Fanning was Also There
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Spy Gal Gadot Possibly Doing Epstein’s work for him by incriminating celebs to manipulate them now that he’s been disappeared…
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Maragaret Qualley Super Stoked her Mom is Famous Otherwise She’d Be Working at the Grocery Store with that face….
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Mikey Madison’s Tits Were Alright in all her Anora Fuck Scenes – Even Though that Movie was Painfully horrible to watch…and not in a good way….it was a fast forward for Mikey Madison Tits kind of movie….so I’ll endorse the tits…even if her face is telling me she may be trans.
Born in Jail to Drug Smuggling Parents…Leighton Meester and the power of Gossip Girl helped her be here today in a tight dress and no titty
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Hollywood keeps pushing Zendaya on you hard, they want you to truly believe she’s hot, that she’s glamour, that she’s everything a celebrity should be…all while looking like a personal support worker at an old folks home who has a autoimmune disease that keeps her emaciated as she makes that money to send back home to momma…
Can you imagine that this is the hottest celeb in the eyes of Hollywood and she looks like she’s heading to a wedding in an inappropriately loud dress she picked up at a thrift store…..it’s crazy.
Zoe “What the fuck is that lizard-faced looking creature” Saldana who is better when blue…
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300 Pounds of Selena Gomez EXCITED and Getting Ready to EAT a GIANT Sandwich…
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Ariana Grande’s Looking like a Creepy Granny just not nearly dead enough….or maybe it’s one of those Cerebral Palsy types in the wheel chair who have under developed bodies due to their horrible diseases but that full sized head….like that weirdo YOUTUBE couple…..
ARIANA GRANDE is THIS GUY:
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Anya Taylor Joy in a Pink Dress Looking Like She’s Squeezing her Asshole Hard….Butt Plug maybe? Shit from the laxatives to get her in the dress maybe?
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Anna Sawai – Asian Clickbait for a Dying Industry that needs Asian Fans- Give’r the Globe…
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Cross-Eyed looking Alex Daddario hiding her recent MOMMY MILKERS even though that’s all anyone cares about and really the only reason she’s high profile enough to be at the bullshit celebrity circle jerk of celebrating each other like they haven’t already won….She really snuffed her titties out under a blanket like they were on fire…
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Miley Cyrus Can Do No Wrong
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Eiza Gonzalez in a White Dress because she’s Pure….a PURE whore…hoping the white dress masks the CUM stains….IT WON’T WOMAN…but she already knows that…she deals in sperm motherfuckers.
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