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2021

01

Mar

Tits At the Golden Globe Awards of the Day

I don’t consider myself an entertainment reporter or a film critic, despite having this retarded website that is 90 percent about celeb tit for basically 15 years or more…and either does anyone else, since I didn’t get my Golden Globe tickets I’d refuse to accept because fuck celebrities, entertainment, hollywood, and idiotic AWARD shows…

I also didn’t watch the Golden Globes, despite it being on free digital antennae, because I find the whole thing pandering, ridiculous and trash…

But I did see enough of it through pics, clips, etc, to know it is exactly what I expected it to be…

When you reduce the production value and turn it into that of a podcast put together by two college kids on Youtube, where celebs are staring at their laptop cameras being a little TOO real…reminding us that despite the lies they’ve pulled off to get into the mainstream conversation…so why the fuck would anyone want to waste time watching idiots compete over meaningless awards when they have all collectively sucked over the last year of movies because they are empty shells of humans…who are there for the money…just trying to stay relevant to not lose the money because all they care about is money…

THEN you have to see the Hollywood Foreign press shaming themselves with their diverse members for not having black people in the group, instead of just organically having black people interested in being part of their group, join the group…acting like they were involved in a lynching when…publicly spanking themselves…only to nominate and award enough black people and women to make you think they are just doing it to save face, scared to not award the non-black or non-woman….in this woke era of “CUT OUT THE TONGUES OF THOSE WE DISAGREE WITH SO THEY CAN’T DISAGREE”…

If anything, I find that whole thing racist, like rich white people finding black people to fill their agenda…and the black people must be asking themselves “did I even deserve this or am I a pawn being played”…

That’s not to say the Parking Patois guy didn’t deserve the Win..

He’s awesome, it’s to say that fuck these celebrities and their pandering, it’s pretty fucking obvious that they are professional liars and don’t give a fuck about anything but themselves…

That said, Norman Lear did social commentary, diversity, inclusivity right….through comedy….and whatever is going on now is some ghetto shit…

But the sluts did come out, and I am here to show them…

I know that I don’t have any influence on basically anything, I don’t exist, however I will still say that Hollywood still sets the tone, and they are doing it pretty irresponsible, even if no one actually cares, I am sure no one watched the shit show that was the Globes, but this woke and inclusive shit is so forced, so uptight, so boring and all an act, these people don’t care about inclusivity, or women directors, they are pandering, they are liars, some have had 30-40 year careers….so they set the tone for people to be uptight, Boring, eager to cancel….

When things should be less serious, more fun….let’s go back to fun and forget all these outraged fucks….or let’s just stare at their tits…


Tiffany Haddish looking for Common

Vanessa Kirby in the peek a boo dress but still showing zero tit

Sydney Sweeney deep throating ice cream

Salma Hayek looking hot

Margot Robbie another year older

Lily Collins showing off her hard earned rib bones

Keke Palmer Booty Shorts

Kaley Cuoco the Billionaire


Julia Garner with the deep cleavage dress… not so deep cleavage tits

Gal Gadot secretly pregnant in this photo

Eiza Gonzalez post nose job


Amanda Seyfried off the farm

Skinny Anya Taylor-Joy being skinny

Elle Fanning Showing TITTY


Rosamund Pike sticking to her character

Emma Corin doing some weird shit

Last but not least, Sarah Hyland’s new clone

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2020

06

Jan

All the Tits at the Golden Globes of the Day

Award shows are a dated concept that suck. I’ve been saying this the last 15 years. There is no reason to celebrate the celebrities who are all full of shit dick riders willing to sell themselves harder than any crackwhore looking for her next fucking hit of crack…

They walk around like they are important and believe their own hype, but are ultimately shit and don’t matter.

What they do for work in the “creative” space is not life changing, they are all replaceable, and sure, I am all for content being made for me to mindlessly watch…but I don’t need to know the person behind the role I am watching them in, if anything it makes me hate them more.

I don’t know when celebrities started getting paid more than SUBWAY SANDWICH ARTISTS, because I feel about as much “artistry” goes into their work and that we could easily replace every last celebrity with better looking unknowns…which I guess is why I like the low level instagram models who are basically throwing a curve ball at the industry saying “fuck ya’ll you suck, we can do what you do and we don’t have billion dollar budgets”…unfortunately those instagram sluts all want to be celebrities, not troll celebrity or show how easy it is to replace them, which makes me hate them too. But you get what I am saying…and that is that pinning people up against each other like making movies is a contest…stupid…and designed to generate hype…marketing man..that’s what runs this world…or at least America…Hollywood, entertainment, the media design YOU…not define you..but DESIGN you…brainwashing shit.

That said, I have a digital antennae that was given to me and an old TV I found in the trash that it works on, so I did TUNE in. I didn’t “Live Blog” or “Live Tweet” it…because twitter deleted me so I don’t bother. Fuck the repressive media outlets for not letting me have my voice.

Anyways, I missed Gervais calling James Cordon a Fat Pussy….which I would have liked because I hate that guy. I did see Gervais callout all the celebs with his rant on “you would sell your soul to ISIS if you could and you already work for the devil evil corporations, so fuck off with your politics you self involved cunts, who are uneducated and live in your rich person bubbles”…which was nice to hear whatever you swing politically. Celebrities are shit and I’ve been making a point of that here for 15 years…despite no one listening…

Some other observations….fuck Fleabag, get rid of the hype around that shit. She’s the new Lena Dunham and sucks. Fuck Charlize Theron who pretends she wasn’t a South African dad killing whore who fucked her way into Hollywood when in hiding from killing her dad. Tom Hanks has recently been implicated in Pizza Gate so his sign off on his speech about “the gate” of a camera was a weird approach. Ellen is a troll who is manipulating all of you for her world domination and she’s not even trying to hide it..calculating cunt who likes cunt….Succession is a good fucking show. Even if will Ferrell and Funny or Die offend me in a deep rooted way….I haven’t seen Joker, but big fan of Jaoquin Phoenix and his speech. Brad Pitt is better looking than Leo Dicaprio and I was glad to see Brad Pitt win. Quentin Tarantino’s awkward speech thanking himself because he is an awkward nerd was ok….Marriage Story was over-written, self involved, masturbatory shit from Noah Baumbach who annoys me in all his over-written movies. Glad it lost. Scarjo is old, haggard, overrated even with her tits out, her acting bores me so glad she lost too. I would have liked to see Kirsten Dunst win for the show about Pyramid Schemes in Florida, she’s amazing on that. I hated Michelle Williams and her abortion Speech that I assume meant she got an abortion to get a career before Heath Ledger died. I would have liked to see Joey King win instead for playing that retard kid who killed her mom. I loved Patricia Arquette’s titties….who played Joey King’s mom but she was looking more Alexis Arquette than Patricia Arquette. Margot Robbie is overrated and barely hot, Paul Rudd is an overly happy motherfucker who needs to be beat up…Actors who pretend they are happy and love each other are transparent we know you all hate each other…Hollywood is one big horrible high school….and Actors who think what they do actually matters are just fucking bloated egos and inspire me to keep hating on them….

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Enjoy the sluts…


Zoey Deutch with the low cut dress but the face looking a lil downs
Golden Globes Zoey Deutch

Taylor Swift squinting to see if anyone cares about her – they don’t.
Golden Globes Taylor Swift

Sydney Sweeney bringing the gOOds
Golden Globes Sydney Sweeney

Sofia Vergara still around
Golden Globes Sofia Vergara

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Sophia Bush with the cleavage
Golden Globes Sophia Bush

Sienna Miller is still hot
Golden Globes Sienna Miller 3

Shailene Woodley smells like she uses a composting toilet in the woods but whatever
Golden Globes Shailene Woodley 2

Scarlett Johansson and her ridiculous back tattoo
Golden Globes Scarlett Johansson

Patricia Arquette’s iconic big tits
Golden Globes patricia arquette 2

Sara Hyland probably wasted, living on borrowed time with like her 4th kidney
Golden Globes Sara Hyland

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Saorise Ronan titty flash
Golden Globes Saoirse Ronan 2

Salma Hayek wore her lingerie to the party as she should
Golden Globes Salma Hayek

Rowan Blanchard hiding her armpit hair..barely…
Golden Globes Rowan Blanchard

Rooney Mara rich kid in a head piece
Golden Globes Rooney Mara

Rachel Bilson looking good, and dating Bill Hader..
Golden Globes Rachel Bilson 2

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Nina Dobrev spends a lot of time on boats with rich dudes but whatever..
Golden Globes Nina Dobrev

Nicole Kidman as terrifying as ever
Golden Globes Nicole Kidman

Naomi Watts Hot
Golden Globes Naomi Watts

Margot Robbie is so boring
Golden Globes Margot Robbie

Lucy Boynton looks familiar
Golden Globes Lucy Boynton 2

Kristin Cavallari somehow got invited
Golden Globes Kristin Cavallari

Kirsten Dunst hiding her tits sadly..
Golden Globes Kirsten Dunst

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Kerry Washington in her fetish gear
Golden Globes Kerry Washington Tits Out 2

Katherine McNamara with the titty pop
Golden Globes Katherine McNamara 3

Kate Beckinsale Slutty
Golden Globes Kate Beckinsale

Joey King should have won for her tits in The Act
Golden Globes Joey King

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Jessica Alba, don’t share a drink with this one!
Golden Globes Jessica Alba

Jennifer Lopez looking like an idiot
Golden Globes JenNIFER Lopez

Jennifer Aniston looking for Brad Pitt
Golden Globes JenNIFER ANISTON

Jenna Ortega with the slutty see through panties
Golden Globes Jenna Ortega 2

Hailey Baldwin looking super stoked to be there
Golden Globes Hailey Baldwin

Dakota Fanning looks great here
Golden Globes Dakota Fanning

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Christina Applegate letting her grey hair out
Golden Globes Christina Applegate 2

Charlize Theron daddy killer making everything about her like the Tom Hanks tribute where she put on the dramatic crying as she introduced him shut up Charlize
Golden Globes Charlize Theron

Camila Morrone looking like a robot
Golden Globes Camila Morrone

Billie Lourde looking like a 50’s barbie
Golden Globes Billie Lourde

Bella Thorne topless pre party
Golden Globes Bella Thorne

Bebe Rexha will show up anywhere with free food
Golden Globes Bebe Rexha

Ashley Benson being gay
Golden Globes Ashley Benson

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Ariel Winter post lipo skinny dress
Golden Globes Ariel Winter

AnnaLynne McCord sneaks her way into everything…
Golden Globes AnnaLynne McCord 2

Cate Blanchett racy dress..
Golden Globe Cate Blanchett 2


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2019

07

Jan

Golden Globes Roundup of the Day

The Golden Globes happened yesterday, which is hilarious to me, only because I had no idea that the Golden Globes happened or were on.

I try to avoid the internet on weekends, and pretty much all the time, and despite having a celebrity titty site, I don’t give a fuck about the celebrities, Hollywood, or anything going on in that industry and space.

I do not encourage brats getting awarded when they already won, and already shit on us everyday with their nonsense…

I also am current in that Award shows are a waste of time, for old people, and I like to digest the content of old people, I like to focus on the content the girls I’d like to have sex watch, so that I am current when I cat fish them on the internet….

There’s no “Hey did Lady Gaga win for being a scammer in a scamming industry used to distract you”…..

It’s more “Did Archie and Jughead fuck on Riverdale yet”…

You know the things that matter….

Elizabeth Moss, adding to the inclusion ratio with her handicapped looking face.
Elizabeth Moss Golden Globes

Sarah Hyland, letting us know TIMES UP on her kidney

Sarah Hyland Tits out Golden Globes

Lili Reinhart aka Betty possibly pregnant and flashing her panties

Golden Globes lili reinhart See Through

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Lady Gaga and her sloppy tits

Golden Globes Lady Gaga Tits

Kristin Cavallari in some see through shit showing off her bolt ons

Golden Globes Kristin Cavallari TIts See Through

Kristin Bell still boring

Kristen Bell Golden Globes

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Kate Mara with the tits

Kate Mara Golden Globes

Kaley Cuoco for the nerds
Kaley Cuoco Golden Globes

Jenna Dewan looking like she also doesn’t know what she’s doing there..
Jenna Dewan Golden Globes TIts

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Irina Shayk Mail Order Bride
Golden Globes Irina Shayk Mail Order Bride

Heidi Klum showing off her Eugenics
Golden Globes Heidi Klum

Here are her tits at the after party..
Heidi Klum Tits Out for Golden Globes

Halle Berry practising her white face
Golden Globes Halle Berry Tits See Through

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Emmy Rossum still not hot
Golden Globes Emmy Rossum

Christina Ricci is still alive
Golden Globes Christina Ricci

Charlize Theron still old
Golden Globes Charlize Theron

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Ariel Winter lets her titty pop
Golden Globes Ariel Winter See Through Tits

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2018

08

Jan

Golden Globe Whores of the Day

Salma Hayek Golden Globe Awards

The Golden Globes happened, apparently, I mean I assume they did, I didn’t watch the shit, but there are pictures from the shit, that I can assume was the worst pile of bullshit pandering publicity stunt, partially because all award shows are bullshit publicity stunts, celebrating people who have already won, for their overpaid work that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world but that they think matters because they are vain, egotistical cunts….it’s an excuse to waste a lot of money, to televise something old people will watch, to see people from TV and the movies in dresses waiting around to win or lose, where the losing is the only good thing about the event.

I can assume that pansy Seth Meyers who hosted it, made lame jokes about Hollywood perversion. I can also assume that awards were given to more women and ethnic people so that the Golden Globes don’t get taken out as racist sexists living in the patriarch….I am sure not one person made reference to how nonsense this whole hollywood protest is, because all the women protesting sucked dick to get there and would again….if they really had to…not that they have to because they are already rich…

The script was pandering to the state of the world, the industry, and I’m sure ratings were fucking high, probably why they did this whole sex scandal thing, remember they are the media, they can do what they want to…

There were women at the event, celebrating being women, in black dresses with PINS on them saying how powerful they are united…and some people didn’t wear black which was nice to see..

Here’s a round-up of the majority of the people in attendance…because you don’t have to rape your brain with that garabge to see the tits at that garbage…you just need that internet connection

Penelope Cruz

Alexis Bledel – What Year is It??

Degenerate Kendall Jenner – Why is she even here?

Allison Brie – Not Sexy

Big Tits Christina Hendricks Hiding her Big Tits

Dakota Johnson

Dove Cameron


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Gal Gadot

Heidi Eugenics Klum

Jamie Chung

Jessica Biel and her Wife


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Madeline Brewer

Mandy Moore – What Year is it ??

Margot Robbie


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Penelope Cruz

Salma Hayek

Samara Weaver


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2016

11

Jan

The Highlight of the Golden Globes of the Day

I don’t watch award shows. I never really cared for them. I always found the logic of awarding people who have already won thanks to being overpaid by the industry becomes a sham, a lie, stupidity, especially when you realize that it is all political and not entirely based on artistic merit. Not to say that films, at their huge budgets with the sole intent of making money, is art…but you get what I’m saying, and that is that it is a massive distraction of our own lives and just buying into the bullshit…

But I guess thanks to social media…I saw the video / GIF of Leo getting cooties from Lady Gaga, possibly because she’s a girl, terrifying and disgusting and he’s a child…but also because she’s a “Lady”…and he’s more into Lady Boys…

Don’t let Leo and his model girlfriend’s fool you, anyone who knows him will tell you he fucks dudes…and that he even has a dude living in his motherfucking house…driving his cars who is “on his team”…which I guess is code for “inside his anus”…


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Either way, based on Social media, Gaga won, Leo won ( HERE IS HIS SPEECH ), some youtube star won, and they all needed that extra pat on their back to make them bigger cunts than they already are…


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Here are Some of the sluts in attendence were because there’s no Golden Globes post without a bad Golden Globes tit reference…check out these globes…fucking idiots…

Sophia Bush – Old as fuck..but still has tits…

Jamie Alexander’s Low Cut Dress to Remind You who Jamie Alexander is..But I Don’t Remember Who Jamie Alexander is…I know who Jamie Oliver is…I ate his Beef Stew recipe this weekend. True Story. Glamour….

Golden-Globes-Jamie-ALexander-1

Maria Menounos Big Greek Anal Sex Hips…was invited to the Golden Globes..What the fuck is that…

Chunky Kate Winslet was there to show support for Jack from Titanic…their love will never die…

Golden-Globes-Kate_Winslet_

Katy Perry Knows What Matters when it Comes to Katy Perry…Them Tits…Those Tits..These Tits..>Tits..

Channing Tatum’s Wife…

I prefer her lap dance…that wasn’t part of the award shows…

Kate Hudson’s Showing Off her 40 Year Old Booty….

Golden-Globes-Kate-Hudson

Olivia Wilde Red Dress…

Olivia Wilde arrives at the 73rd Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills

Kirsten Dunst’s Titty Comeback Tour…


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Brie Larson’s Not Hot…But She’s Good…

Brie Larson

Rosie Hungtington’s Cunty Model Face..Turns Me On…

Eva Longoria’s Showing Off That Big Mexicana Ass…

I will always find Kate Bosworth irrelevant – but beautiful…that face is good….even if it doesn’t do anything…

Golden-Globes-Kate-Bosworth-2

J.Lo is old and trashy, rich, but like a bad banquet wedding guest who drank too much rum and cokes…

Bonus – Dylan Penn went to the afterparty – because her dad interviews fugitives and is Sean Penn, allowing her to get anywhere she fucking wants…


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2015

12

Jan

Golden Globes Highlights of the Day

I didn’t watch the Golden Globes, which is probably a fail for someone with a Celebrity website, but the truth is, I have never and will never have any interest in Celebrities, other than to use them to demonstrate all that is wrong in the world, with their vapid existences, filled with lies and whoring that is designed or that pretends to be something that is anything but whoring…

So I don’t know who won, who wore what, if anything I just can’t believe people watch this shit, care about this shit, or discuss this shit like the circle jerk that is celebrating people who are already celebrated, matters…the general public must be fucking bored….

I mean, if you wanted tits in a dress on a Sunday, hit the fucking strip club, instead of feeding into this fascist, rich person, regime…

Here are some highlight pics….of what I like to think represents all evil…J.Lo’s possible nip slip…

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2013

14

Jan

Golden Globes 2013 Recap of the Day

Miranda Kerr was the only girl worth paying attnetion to at the Golden Globes

I watched the Golden Globes…because I wasn’t invited again this year…thank god….in fact I live tweeted them while forcing myself to stay awake for boring staged speeches, staged nominess, an overall event that doesn’t matter….where people with the silliest of jobs, part of an old boys club, who produce relative uncreative bullshit to make stupid fucking money, tell each other how good and how brace and how amazing they are…when movies don’t fucking matter….it was on some masturbatory kick…they only funny thing was Sasha Baron Cohen…because he’s a genius….the frat boys would have probably liked Will Ferrell’s bit….and the tits were really few and far between….

I tweeted so hard, twitter turned off my account and said “come back tomorrow”….


Jodie Foster had a long winded lesbian speech about being a lesbian with obvious mental issues that therapy hasn’t hashed out but has made worse….not to mention her kids look like creepy lesbian raised horror movie creatures…

Highlights include:

Mel Gibson looking like a stroked out jew hater…

Glenn Close pretending to be drunk…the theme of the night…like a shitty high school party…

Tommy Lee Jones not laughing at Will Ferrell cuz it wasn’t funny and there was no end in sight for a joke that just kept repeating itself

Quentin Tarantino and P.T. Anderson – two greats from the 90s who do this shit for a living lost to the guy from Mallrats….and although I never saw Argo…I can say that would make me angry, you know showing the world just how easy a gig directing a hit is…

Jessica Alba looked skinny, Megan Fox had a new face, Adele remained fat…Anne Hathaway won for playing a character her mom played in the 80s…Hayden Panetierre didn’t show off her implants…I still want to fuck Amanda Seyfried…and I like Julianne Moore’s orange pubic hair….which I assume match Jessica Chastain’s pubic hair…in what become the year of the ginger

The girls didn’t look hot…I see better pussy at the strip club or any regular club…. Claire Danes talking about making babies…that was vile…or the fact that J.Lo was the old lady dressed the hottest…even if it looked like she was on her way to Puerto Rican prom…the other girl just didn’t bring it…

I’m not a hater…shit’s just boring….even when they threw some mystery my way with that Lena Dunham chick….who won twice and who has absolutely no business being on TV, but who clearly wanted to make herself famous and do whatever it takes to be on TV….she is built like Rosie O’Donnell, her show is apparently about anal sex, and the idea of her having anal sex makes me fucking sick….she is someone I wouldn’t want to even think about fucking, but yet she has a show about her fucking….like that would ever happen in any situation that didn’t involve her being the writer/producer and star of her own show….cuz girls like that…usually are forever alone….

It’s just another example that the world is turning into a bad SNL skit….The hosts putting fake nominees in different categories offended me….. Old Hollywood Glam has became a flash in a pan viral video…staring freaks and fucking geeks…who should be working the check out line….not getting 4,000,000 dollar book deals, movie deals and now Award Winning TV Shows…

We’re all fucking doomed….


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2011

17

Jan

The Golden Globes Fucking Suck of the Day

I just woke up, because I watched the Golden Globes and tried to medicate fucking hard to forget them….Something just clicked with me as I listened to these idiots talk…and that was that they are really nothing but fucking idiots…the trash of the world for some reason on a fucking stage with millions of people watching like they mattered and I was reminded…that they really don’t…they just live in a world where everyone thinks they are special…when I think they are just totally uninteresting, if anything embarrassing…

I hate that people think these people are big deals and I know you’ll say I only have a site cuz of them, but reality is, I only talk about them cuz of laziness. They’re fucking everywhere…

The only thing good about the Golden Globes was Paul Giomatti won for Barney’s Version. Steve Buscemi won for Boardwalk Empire. That Michael Douglas wasn’t dead….I seen them in action and they are good….but for the most part, awards shows created by an industry to celebrate an industry is horse shit…

I guess here are the other good things about this Years Golden Globes, other than that they made me contemplate suicide….which is always loads of fun!

Maria Menounos’ Tits…

Eva Longoria’s Push Up Bra

Natalie Portman’s Maternity Wear

Some Bitch Named Sarah Hyland I never Heard of….

A reminder that Olvia Wilde’s Boring Dress cuz bitch thinks she’s the hottest thing in Hollywood….and she’s not…

Angelina Jolie Applying Lip Gloss….

The reminder the Golden Globes ar ea joke because Sofia Vergara was nominated…

Christina Aguilera’s Birthing Hips….

All of Halle Berry

Megan Fox Holding Onto her Sex Appeal by a THread by dressing like a hooker stripper trash….

Anne Hathaway booty poppin…

Emma Stone Freshness….

Christina Hendricks Hiding Her Tits to Show You How Ugly She Actually Is

January Jones tit….

The Most Important thing at the Golden Golbes was Precious…cuz she is shaped as a fucking globe….

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2010

18

Jan

Jennifer Aniston’s Leg at the Golden Globes

No matter how obviously desperate Jennifer Aniston is, she still bores the fuck out of me….she could be demonstrating how to use her vibrator/closest thing to a husband she’s got and I wouldn’t give a fuck because this kind of desperate bitch only targets specific caliber men, cuz she thinks she’s too good for the people who would actually get involved with her.

Here she is at last night’s Golden Globes, she decided to show off some leg for a little male attention, because she’s not so good at keeping male attention, all while getting older and not at the peak she was once at, and figures time is limited and if she doesn’t get someone locked in now, she may never get a man.

Her standards are too high and she thinks she’s better than she actually is and since that hasn’t done a whole lot of good for her, maybe she she take it down a couple of notches and accept that she’s not the hot pussy she thinks she is and a ton of virgin losers out there would die to crawl up her pussy and never leave it’s warm, moist aging side…..

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2006

17

Jan

Mk at the Globes

All you hipster cocaine huffin’ 18 year old eating disorder trash, love this bitch. I don’t know how many times I hang with a certain gay black jewish local celebrity and hear her name dropped. It’s like anytime a girl can’t fit into a pair of size 2’s or anytime a bitch can’t rail the last line because of a nosebleed, MK’s name gets dropped. There are even MK impersonators out there, some in your very own town. Here’s another golden globe post, go fuck yourself.

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