The Highlight of the Golden Globes of the Day

2016

Jan

The Highlight of the Golden Globes of the Day

I don’t watch award shows. I never really cared for them. I always found the logic of awarding people who have already won thanks to being overpaid by the industry becomes a sham, a lie, stupidity, especially when you realize that it is all political and not entirely based on artistic merit. Not to say that films, at their huge budgets with the sole intent of making money, is art…but you get what I’m saying, and that is that it is a massive distraction of our own lives and just buying into the bullshit…

But I guess thanks to social media…I saw the video / GIF of Leo getting cooties from Lady Gaga, possibly because she’s a girl, terrifying and disgusting and he’s a child…but also because she’s a “Lady”…and he’s more into Lady Boys…

Don’t let Leo and his model girlfriend’s fool you, anyone who knows him will tell you he fucks dudes…and that he even has a dude living in his motherfucking house…driving his cars who is “on his team”…which I guess is code for “inside his anus”…

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Either way, based on Social media, Gaga won, Leo won ( HERE IS HIS SPEECH ), some youtube star won, and they all needed that extra pat on their back to make them bigger cunts than they already are…

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Here are Some of the sluts in attendence were because there’s no Golden Globes post without a bad Golden Globes tit reference…check out these globes…fucking idiots…

Sophia Bush – Old as fuck..but still has tits…

Jamie Alexander’s Low Cut Dress to Remind You who Jamie Alexander is..But I Don’t Remember Who Jamie Alexander is…I know who Jamie Oliver is…I ate his Beef Stew recipe this weekend. True Story. Glamour….