I just woke up, because I watched the Golden Globes and tried to medicate fucking hard to forget them….Something just clicked with me as I listened to these idiots talk…and that was that they are really nothing but fucking idiots…the trash of the world for some reason on a fucking stage with millions of people watching like they mattered and I was reminded…that they really don’t…they just live in a world where everyone thinks they are special…when I think they are just totally uninteresting, if anything embarrassing…
I hate that people think these people are big deals and I know you’ll say I only have a site cuz of them, but reality is, I only talk about them cuz of laziness. They’re fucking everywhere…
The only thing good about the Golden Globes was Paul Giomatti won for Barney’s Version. Steve Buscemi won for Boardwalk Empire. That Michael Douglas wasn’t dead….I seen them in action and they are good….but for the most part, awards shows created by an industry to celebrate an industry is horse shit…
I guess here are the other good things about this Years Golden Globes, other than that they made me contemplate suicide….which is always loads of fun!
Maria Menounos’ Tits…
Eva Longoria’s Push Up Bra
Natalie Portman’s Maternity Wear
Some Bitch Named Sarah Hyland I never Heard of….
A reminder that Olvia Wilde’s Boring Dress cuz bitch thinks she’s the hottest thing in Hollywood….and she’s not…
Angelina Jolie Applying Lip Gloss….
The reminder the Golden Globes ar ea joke because Sofia Vergara was nominated…
Christina Aguilera’s Birthing Hips….
All of Halle Berry
Megan Fox Holding Onto her Sex Appeal by a THread by dressing like a hooker stripper trash….
Anne Hathaway booty poppin…
Emma Stone Freshness….
Christina Hendricks Hiding Her Tits to Show You How Ugly She Actually Is
January Jones tit….
The Most Important thing at the Golden Golbes was Precious…cuz she is shaped as a fucking globe….
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