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2011

17

Jan

Cat Deeley in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Cat Deeley is but I do know that despite her tight little body, she’s got the head of a fucking champion and by champion I mean someone who has the biggest head in town and wins the big head competition at the county fair year after year…Why the long face Cat? Oh cuz you’re inbred…Those British, so weird with their inbred games…

The funniest thing in all this is that she’s supposed to be a fashion model, or ex fashion model, but all I see is the face of a boxer, or wife who was married to a boxer, who sustained face injuries for half a decade…It’s like her features were assembled crooked by some drunken genetics…and for some reason she’s on TV….

Leading me to assume you find her hot, cuz she’s half naked in a bikini….but as far as I’m concerned, she needs to be doing a hell of a lot more for me to be won over…


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