Time to make the donuts…
Yesterday, I posted a Starbucks girl to celebrate Starbucks removal of the homeless loiterers ruining suburbian mom’s 10 dollar coffee experience….
But it didn’t sit right with me, because I hate that overpriced pretentious bullshit mall-brand coffee shop. If you want to get a good coffee, or a pretentious coffee there are options far better than Starbucks, from your local Italian to your local hipster.
I figured there really is only on real coffee shop and that’s Dunkin…because America runs on Dunkin….
They may be pretentious with their Matchas and their Lattes out of a machine to speak to the poor man’s evolving palates and his sophisticated demands in an internet world where living in a trailer park means living in a Tiny Home community and furnishing your trailer can look like a trendy instagram set at an afforable rate because the off-brand shit is now the on-brand shit.
There was a time when poverty looked poverty, but they decided to make the low quality shit look good, and make VINTAGE something called THRIFTING and not taking charity from the church…
Anyway, this is America’s pop culture site by a Canadian, and as far as I’m concerned Dunkin is America’s coffee. It’s the working man’s coffee, so we should celebrate slutty employees from DUNKIN who take slutty photos at Dunkin in uniform, to give perverts like me and you something to fantasize over because our Dunkin employee is either 85 and has been there since the 80s when the chain first got real popular, or an Indian….
The point is, naked coffee has been around forever, a friend used to get his donuts and coffee from some daytime strippers in Fort Lauderdale. The mainstream chains haven’t caught onto it, they’re too busy doing Super Bowl ads with Matt and Ben Affleck and J.Lo…..when their staff are actually the innovative ones, the ones pushing the brand forward into a modern worlds, of perversion…
Give this girl a raise!
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